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Uberotica: Showered with Affection (NSFW) (1407 hits)

Category: Romance
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Rating: 1.68 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-04-17 08:43:49 EDT


"Fly me to the moooon, let me plaaay among the stars, let me see what spring is like on a-Jupiter and Mars," I howled, turning towards the showerhead and gargling on the water for a moment.

"In other words," I roared over the noise of the falling water, "hooold my haaand. In other words," I dropped my voice to a husky growl, "baaaby, kiss me."

I conducted the music with my hands, the water spraying from my body with every flick of my wrist and every dramatic swing of my head.

"Fill my life with song, and let me sing fooooorevermore," crooned I. "You are all I long for, all I worship - and adore."

I filled the palm of my hand with a blob of shower gel and rubbed it generously through into hair. "In other words," I continued in a quiet tone. "Pleeeeease be truuuue! In other words, I-I-I love you."

I launched into a phonetic humming of the music, when I was suddenly and rudely interrupted, by a sharp knock which fairly rattled the bathroom door. I ducked my head from underneath the stream of steaming water, suddenly aware that I'd been singing rather loudly, and passionately.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Are you gonna be long?" came a small voice. "I need a pee."

It was Loisa, who had slept over at my flat for the first time the night before. I'd woken up early and, with a serious case of Morning Glory, jumped in the shower without waking her.

"Just come in," I shouted over the running water. "There's a curtain, I won't watch."

The door opened with hesitation, and the blonde little head peeked around the frame. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm bursting."

"Don't worry about it," I said, diving back under the water. "Did I wake you?"

"Yeah, you bastard," she said with a coy grin, and stepped through the door. My hands stopped scrubbing my hair as I caught sight of her splendid form. Bar from a pair of white cotton pants, she stood before me, naked as the day she was born. She draped a hand shyly across her splendid cleavage, and regarded me with one eye-brow cocked.

"Hey, naked boy," she teased.

"You can talk," I replied. My cock was already swelling at the sight of her.

She laughed, and dropped her hand, revealing that which I desired. As beautiful as she always was, and as bewitching as make-up and cocktail dresses made her, I felt a new, more urgent attraction to her. Plum out of bed, and with her face still creased from the sheets, she dazzled. Her nipples were soft, pink and sleepy, and her blonde hair hung in bedraggled, bed-head whirls around the face of a doll.

As she walked to the toilet she disappeared from me behind the shower curtain, so that all I could see of her was a blurred pink shape. A flash of white told me that her pants hung now around her ankles, and as she yawned I saw the splendid shape of her breasts as they bounced in a sassy display of pride.

I turned towards the shower-head again, the noise of the water drowning out all others. I enjoyed the heat on my skin, as it ran down my neck, back and chest. Blinded by the water, I began soaping up; my thoughts turned to the delectable little minx that perched on my toilet, and her fascinating curves...

Just at that moment, something gripped my cock. I yelped with surprise, and desperately tried to clear the water from my eyes. Vision recovered, I saw that Loisa had pulled back the shower curtain, and was now regarding me with a mixture of amusement and curiousity dancing in her blue eyes.

Her soft hand held my soapy cock firmly, causing it to throb and twitch of its own accord.

"Why are you hard?" she asked, in an accusing tone.

"Well, for one thing, you're holding onto it," I replied.

"You were hard before that. I was watching."

"Its a combination of things, I guess. I'm always hard in the morning. Plus, I knew you were sitting about a foot away, butt-naked. He knew it, too." I twitched my cock as though in agreement, and she smiled sweetly. She gave my cock a long, slow stroke, her hands sliding smoothly among the foam and bubbles, before letting go.

"I'm going to pee now. Don't look, okay?"

"I thought you'd gone already?"

"No. Your boner distracted me."

I let her get on with it, and finished washing up. My cock remained erect throughout, however, and my thoughts turned to giving Loisa a good bulling once I got dried. With that in mind, I rinsed the final suds from my skin and stepped down onto the mat, grabbing a towel and rubbing it furiously into my head.

I stood facing Loisa as I dried my face and hair. I was well aware that my cock would be pointing cheekily at her, wet and dripping. I could feel it pulsing as the blood ran through it, and my balls were tight with ambition.

I flinched. She had me in her grip once again. I peeked at her through the towel as she looked at my excited cock, placidly. She smiled, as though there were none in the room but her and the cock. She did not even seem aware that I was now looking down at her. Her interest was only in the hard penis that throbbed in her direction.

She opened her mouth slowly. Her thick bottom lip hung enticingly, and she slid her wet tongue along it, so that it shone with saliva. With a scrunch of her button nose and curving smile, she squeezed her fist hard around me and pulled me bodily towards her. I groaned with pain and relief, yelped as she tugged me forward, and gasped in delight as her lips closed around it, warmly and wetly.

Her hands crept up the back of my thighs, still dripping from the shower. They stroked and scratched at the thick muscle underneath the skin, and moved slowly upwards, circling my bottom and squeezing playfully. Her mouth gently teased the tip of my cock, kissing and licking and sucking only the first inch between her sensational pout.

I stood directly in front of her now, my legs shoulder-width apart. She sat on the toilet still, her forgotten knickers hanging loosely from one foot. She wrapped her legs seductively around mine, sliding her ankles slowly up and down the length of my calves, her pussy tantalisingly bared and stretched.

The air hung thick with steam, but the porcelain and the toilet seat were cold. Loisa's nipples had grown shrivelled, stiff and dark in colour. The bare, pale skin of her thighs and shoulders were goose-pimpled and sensitive. As she spread her legs around mine I looked down to the small blonde tuft of hair above her pussy, which hung naked above the toilet bowl.

I ran my hands through her hair as she pleasured me. She had a great talent for it, and she forced my gorged cock ever further down her throat, licking expertly and swirling spit around her mouth. Her hands were now searching my buttocks, pinching and scratching with her nails.

Holding on, I slid myself ever further towards her, until her smooth lips were sliding almost along my entire length. I turned her head to the side and thrust my hips, so that I fucked the soft, wet tissue of her cheek. As I did so she looked up at me with loving, enticing eyes, her lips firmly clamped around her prize and her cheek bulging with effort.

She forced my legs wider with her hands, and her fingers gently began exploring my inner thighs, stroking my tight, eager balls and flirting dangerously with my ass-hole. I responded in kind, holding her firmly with handfuls of hair as I began sliding in and out, building up to a frightful pace. She gagged as I forced my tip down her throat, but recovered admirably to continue. Tears welled up in her eyes as I felt my cock squeeze past the tonsils, with every thrust stretching her lips wider. Spit dribbled down her chin, landing on her breasts like stray raindrops, and dribbled down coat my balls.

Splitting her legs wide as I felt my balls twitching impatiently, I let go of her hair and placed my hands behind my head. I could feel her fingering keenly at my ass-hole, trying to pry it open, and with help from the drool which now dripped from my balls and thighs, she slipped a finger ever-so-cheekily into my ass. At this, I groaned and bucked with renewed passion.

I looked down at her wide-eyed, pink-cheeked face. "You're gonna make me cum."

She moaned her enthusiasm for this, and tilted her head to allow me better access to fuck her throat. I did as she wished, greedily. I felt my cock enter deeply and tightly, her lips pinned in a stretch by the width and her throat pierced with the length. She began moaning fiercely with pain and pleasure, as did I, and with a final, glorious tug of my spit-covered balls, and a keen caress of my buttocks, Loisa made me spunk. Long, warm spurts leapt from my cock, and shot directly down her throat. She gagged again, a dainty splutter, and white drops of spunk began dribbling from that full bottom lip of hers.

As my legs shuddered and I leaned my weight happily on her creamy shoulders, the sound of water-on-water filled my ears. She began to groan, her throat vibrating deliciously around me. Loisa's pussy twitched as she finally relieved herself, with hot piss splashing down into the bowl.

She gently slid her lips from my length one last time, pursing them into a lingering kiss on the tip as she finally released me from her grip. With a satisfied growl, I mustered one final pulse of spunk, which dangled mischievously before dropping to the floor.

I picked Loisa's knickers up from where they had been flicked to, and handed them to her. She smiled coquettishly as she took them from me, her knees closed as she continued to pee.

"Thanks," she said.

"Thank you," I replied.


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Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-21 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did she? I wondered where her post had got to.

Did she tell you that she wasn't gonna post one?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Orphy droppped out of her own competition.....

That's rough.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So fucking what?

Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I appreciated it

Top notch, old-bean!


Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone could have reminded me I was up against Harry & my ratings were working against me!

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The 'shrivelled nipples' sounded pretty horrible. Solid though.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

consider this my official request for an "orphelia taking a pee" photo

yeah im a freak wanna fight about it??

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:01:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

I was expecting a half-hearted pun about golden showers, but this was even less interesting.

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That was what I asked for.
;)

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was expecting a half-hearted pun about golden showers, but this was even less interesting.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thx

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamn this was really hot.

fucking hard on at work. Damn it.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You really are very good at this.

It's....

It's....

Unsettling

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 09:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet Holy Moses.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ps this is really good

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine. And i didn't say 'boner' I said 'hard on'.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How about the loser has to lie on the wet side of the bed, toots?

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 08:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You will beat me. And I don't mean like with the paddle the other night.

:(


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