Uberotica: Shlongy Plays With Himself, I Mean By Himself (suggestively NSFW) (1201 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.01 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ShlongyStillHatesContests (View user info) at 2008-04-17 12:53:32 EDT
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-18 17:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't support posts that give that boring, arrogant twat reasons to think he's some kind of ubercelebrity.
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I'm +2ing this based solely off the fact that Shlongy has obviously gotten under this little fellow's skin in a big way.
You really need to get a new and slightly less homosexual obsession though, Thorns.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-18 17:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your cock needs braces.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a poor lookin' fella. He needs a kiss.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:46:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What did you ever do to piss off Apollo and Gank?
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Beats me - your guess is as good as mine.
But then, this IS Ubersite, so drive-by ratings are not really all that uncommon...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
dont give a rats ass
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't support posts that give that boring, arrogant twat reasons to think he's some kind of ubercelebrity.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-18 01:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ewwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-18 00:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you to win
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peener-mole-rat
HAR'LY?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
circle jerk +2
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's a Richard Gere survivor
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its an odd mammal, the naked mole rat. They exhibit eusocial behaviour, which is normally only found in species like bees and ants.
Plus they look like mobile cocks which is also quite odd.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What did you ever do to piss off Apollo and Gank?
This was very funny.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
taps foot.
Where are my plus 2s?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Yozz lights a cigarette and nods in agreement like the Bosh!Man*
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a naked mole rat?
Those are awesome!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely played.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NAKED MOLE RAT!
you got me though at first glance I thought it was a wrinkley penis...with teeth...and eyeballs...but no balls.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Legendary. Great post and you made a twat out of whoever thought this was Shlongy.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That thing could easily be misconstrued as an old man penis with buck teeth.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that thing looks nasty.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah! I just realized this isn't shlongy.
Sorry, CT.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking AWESOME post, Shlongy!
Next do one about 'spanking it around' the golf course, Willis.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hooray! a winner is me!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 11:56:16 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a naked mole rat?
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SHADOW FOR THE WIN
Muddy dear - I'm not IN this contest. Merely an exhibition entry. Because I know you do love exhibitionism so. ^_^
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dear god
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i expected more out of you in this contest
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is a beaver!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is that a naked mole rat?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
10 +2s for whoever can first name this animal