What language barrier? (1957 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2008-04-17 13:20:11 EDT
I ran around the corner to the deli a second ago to get a sandwich. We are in a really busy time at the office, so I have no time for screwing around. What should have taken about 3 minutes took considerably longer.
Jack: Hi. I'd like a toasted tomato and lettuce sandwich, please.
Chinese Person: [Silent gape]
Jack: A toasted tomato and lettuce sandwich?
Chinese Person: Tohhhhh...
Jack: Yeah, toasted tomato and lettuce sandwich.
Chinese Person: [Silent gape]
Jack: A tomato and lettuce sandwich. On toast. Just a little mayo on both sides.
Chinese Person: Sanwish?
Jack: Christ. Yes. [Points at menu] A BLT, without the B. (I don't eat pig.)
Chinese Person: Ah! BLT!
Jack: You got it. No meat, though.
Chinese Person: No meee?
Jack: [Deep sigh] No. No meat. No cheese. Just toasted whole wheat bread, a bit of mayo on both sides, tomato, and lettuce.
Chinese Person: [Frown of concentration] Ohhh... [Grabs two slices of whole wheat, begins slathering on mayo]
Jack: Hold on...
Chinese Person: [Looks at me like she's never seen me before]
Jack: I want that toasted.
Chinese Person: Tose?
Jack: Yeah.
Chinese Person: [Blank stare]
Jack: Toast. Toast the bread.
Chinese Person: [Frowns at me, grabs a napkin and begins to slowly wrap the mayo slathered bread, compressing the napkin into a ball]
Jack: [Looks at watch]
Chinese Person: [Continues compressing bread and paper into a ball, cords standing out on her arms, knuckles white]
Jack: [Looks at watch] Jesus.
Chinese Person: [Drops super-compressed ball of napkin and bread into trash and begins unwrapping a whole new loaf of whole wheat bread]
Jack: [Points at whole wheat loaf already open] That will do fine.
Chinese Person: Ohhhh.... [Puts bread in toaster]
Jack: [Looks at watch]
Chinese Person: [Takes toast and raises what looks like a putty knife bearing enough spackling paste to repair every bullet-riddled wall in Baghdad]
Jack: Light mayo. Just a little bit.
Chinese Person: [Smears a thin layer of mayo on one piece of toast and reaches for butter knife.]
Jack: No, mayo on both sides.
Chinese Person: Ohhh...
Jack: [Looks at watch]
Chinese Person: [Puts a few tomato slices on toasted bread, and proceeds to try and pile about 6 inches of lettuce on the tomato slices]
Jack: Whoa! Go easy. I'll have to dislocate my jawbone like a snake to eat that.
Chinese Person: [Frowns and looks confused]
Jack: Just a leaf or two of lettuce, thanks.
Chinese Person: [frowns and finishes making and wrapping sandwich, moving so slowly I start looking for the feathered end of a tranquilizer dart sticking out of her body]
Jack: [Goes to cash register to pay for sandwich] It's a lettuce and tomato sandwich, no meat.
2nd Chinese Person: [Looks at sandwich and frowns, looks at me and frowns] No meee?
Jack: [Looks at watch] Jesus.
You know, if China is gonna export so many fucking people over here, they should at least teach the motherfuckers some English. I wish Australia and New Zealand sent more people our way. When I was working in a pub in Edinburgh years ago I worked with a kiwi. What a great guy. He was civilized, bathed every day, knew how to use a comb and there was no fucking language barrier.
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:41:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-19 21:33:11 EDT (#)
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Sorry I had to call you kid, but your camwhore is very androgynous. Whether you are male or female is in question. Either way you are stupid, so who cares?
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So, does this turns you on or what?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:53:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:26:22 EDT (#)
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I BET HE WAS A MEXICAN THAT JACK GOT DEPORTED, SHORTLY AFTER FUCKING UP HIS SHITTY SANDWICH.
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Every other line in the post says CHINESE PERSON.
I know the bifocals don't make you look 'hip' but they will help you read things clearly.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-21 20:58:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:26:22 EDT (#)
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I BET HE WAS A MEXICAN THAT JACK GOT DEPORTED, SHORTLY AFTER FUCKING UP HIS SHITTY SANDWICH.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:00:01 EDT (#)
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forgot to rate.
sorry.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:15:20 EDT (#)
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I want that baby
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http://www.journeysoftheheart.net/international/taiwan.html
Happy hunting.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:50:40 EDT (#)
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hahaha... my little brother declared his major a few weeks back. Everyone who works in the registrar's office was apparently supplied by a Romanian slave shop, by the way. He hands the clerk his paperwork, to which she says: "Oh... theit heis good form!!"
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:15:51 EDT (#)
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is he for sale?
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:15:20 EDT (#)
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I want that baby
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:09:51 EDT (#)
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Meh
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The problem is that I agree. I've done hiring before in our Malaysian facility, and I'm afraid I have nothing good to say about the people. The work ethic is shit; religious, racial, and class issues means no communication between employees and a lot of pointless clique formations, their resumes are such bullshit it's laughable, and they don't feel it's their place to actually solve any of the problems that arise because Americans never think to include things like "use common sense you fucking moron" on the job description. Speaking of which, job descriptions have to be VERY exact; they have to lay out every detail of their job, script their daily duties, and provide, in strict detail, and rules or codes of conduct or decency they might be expected to follow (including "wipe your ass when you shit with double-ply paper," and "throw said paper into the toilet.")
I've heard a lot of talk about "cultural differences", but it honestly seems like the people lack the basic skills required to survive and form a cohesive society.
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-04-19 22:20:14 EDT (#)
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you needed some meat between that bread.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-19 21:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-19 21:29:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-19 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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choke on a dick, that goes to bubba too.
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I don't recall asking for your opinion, so keep it to yourself, you ignorant little kid.
Do you know anything about me? NO?? Then shut your low_IQ hole, you drizzling pile of rat cum.
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Sorry I had to call you kid, but your camwhore is very androgynous. Whether you are male or female is in question. Either way you are stupid, so who cares?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-19 21:29:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-19 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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choke on a dick, that goes to bubba too.
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I don't recall asking for your opinion, so keep it to yourself, you ignorant little kid.
Do you know anything about me? NO?? Then shut your low_IQ hole, you drizzling pile of rat cum.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-19 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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choke on a dick, that goes to bubba too.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-19 15:36:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:29:57 EDT (#)
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electro1178: I am not racist...
electro1178: and I am not a criminal...
slobodancomm: YOU ARE BOTH
electro1178: as I haven't broken any laws or shit
slobodancomm: YOU HAVE BROKEN HATE CRIME LAWS
slobodancomm: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LAW
slobodancomm: BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED
electro1178: You are shouting... therefore, I sense you are nervous or something...
slobodancomm: AND YOU DO REMEDIAL MATH
slobodancomm: I HAVE A HOW YOU SAY 'POP QUIZ' FOR YOU
slobodancomm: WHAT IS 6 + 2
slobodancomm: DO NOT START THE WINDOWS CALCULATOR
lol
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-19 14:20:17 EDT (#)
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i'm hungry.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-19 13:05:28 EDT (#)
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here is my advice:
STOP GOING TO THAT FUCKING DELI DUMBASS.
Find one you like, that gets your order right with little no hassle and stop going to the one that pisses you off. Unless YOU LIKE GET ABUSED BY HOT SANDWICH.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-19 12:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, make your own sandwich you fuckin' crybaby. It's not like it's that involved.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-19 08:30:11 EDT (#)
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You're kind of a crybaby dude.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-19 01:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Unless I'm speaking Italian. Which I wouldn't, because I don't know Italian. And I hate the Italian people. They don't know how to make Italian food. Which is quite upsetting.
Plus none of the bastards speak enough English. Which is kind of racist when you consider how much tourism we send their way.
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Funny, I used to write to (and do artwork for)these punk rock guys who live in La Spezia, and they all write, speak, and sing in excellent English. Of course, when you're as fucking hot as these guys are, you can call me "bella" and "pupa"(doll) all you want! Growl.
http://www.thepeawees.com/
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 17:48:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-18 18:06:24 BST (#)
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PS -
Busy again this morning... ran to the same deli for some toast to go with my coffee.
I ordered 4 slices of whole wheat bread, toasted, with peanut butter.
I got two slices of toast with PB, closed like a sandwich, and then two dry slices of toasted whole wheat.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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He probs read your post. Choke on it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-18 16:52:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:13:52 BST (#)
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Wouldn't it just be easier to order the BLT, and pick the bacon off?
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Or man up and just eat the damn swine. THE TASTY TASTY SWINE.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-18 16:13:52 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't it just be easier to order the BLT, and pick the bacon off?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:06:24 EDT (#)
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PS -
Busy again this morning... ran to the same deli for some toast to go with my coffee.
I ordered 4 slices of whole wheat bread, toasted, with peanut butter.
I got two slices of toast with PB, closed like a sandwich, and then two dry slices of toasted whole wheat.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:03:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I ran around the corner to the deli a second ago to get a sandwich. We are in a really busy time at the office, so I have no time for screwing around. What should have taken about 3 minutes took considerably longer.
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So the office is really busy, but you took time out to write all of this?
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Look, I don't know if you type with hooks or not, but the above post took me about 3 minutes to write, a lot less time than it took to get that sandwich.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:59:12 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you're all -2ing this. Pretty valid issue and infuriating for all.
I'm with Bubba (I'll only do it once) - Live in a country, speak the fucking language. I wouldn't dream of going and living somewhere and not learning to speak the language or learn something about the culture, its just rude! I mean why the fuck go somewhere in the first place if you're just going to pretend like its home?
I don't think there's any racism or lack of cultural awareness in the post at all, a portrayal of racial ignorance maybe...
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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I put up with the Americans in my office, and their English makes me wish I had a job in Chinatown. Mainly because Chinese people look funny and I could do with more laughs in my day.
And just a note, I don't care if their English is better than mine. I am English, therefore whatever I say is English.
Unless I'm speaking Italian. Which I wouldn't, because I don't know Italian. And I hate the Italian people. They don't know how to make Italian food. Which is quite upsetting.
Plus none of the bastards speak enough English. Which is kind of racist when you consider how much tourism we send their way.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:36:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:36:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:34:54 EDT (#)
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I ran around the corner to the deli a second ago to get a sandwich. We are in a really busy time at the office, so I have no time for screwing around. What should have taken about 3 minutes took considerably longer.
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So the office is really busy, but you took time out to write all of this?
They probably didn't understand what you wanted because your nasty sandwich sounds so bland and girly.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-04-18 02:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound really anal.
You're lucky you didn't get some anglo, cause he would tell you go fuck yourself.
Also, that sandwich sounds nasty,
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-18 00:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This pose nee more mee
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck are you still doing here?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:31:15 EDT (#)
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jack is canadian. is just a parvenu american.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:26:58 EDT (#)
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Basically, i think you just have no idea how fucking hard it is to do what these people are doing. I actually do think there is a certain amount of time in which people should grasp the basics of a language, but in the first year or so life is fucking tough.
I woulda thought as a proud American the idea of coming to the New World and fighting adversity in order to make a life for your family would strike you as incredibly noble.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:04:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:02:57 EDT (#)
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You fucking ultra-sensitive liberal dipshit morons.
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ECHO! echo... echo... echo...
I occasionally eat at a sandwich place near my shop that's owned by a Taiwanese guy and his wife. They speak pretty good English (and Spanish, it happens) but none of their family members or the local Puerto Ricans working in the back know enough English. So the two that speak good English work the counter during the breakfast and lunch rush and they make the others take turns at off-times so they will learn enough to do the job.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-17 20:56:08 EDT (#)
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Have you ever lived in a country where you didn't speak the language? And by 'lived' i dont mean 'spent 4 years in a foreigners compound with its own 7-11 and burger king and taking the occasional weekend trip to the capital so you could show everyone how cultured you were when you yelled at street vendors in english'.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:50:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bacon is life, therefore you suck
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you weren't such a prick. Order something off the fucking menu or don't go.
Fuck.
He probably understood every word you said and made fun of you when you left.
Fucking prick.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:32:46 EDT (#)
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I'm hungry so I'm going to sympathise
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:30:42 EDT (#)
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what are you on about, willie? And Caul - it was a joke.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:46:39 EDT (#)
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poor crystal
she scheduled her last gynocological exam on her birthday
jack you should stop being so reclusive i'm sure she wouldn't make fun of you like all the others
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:44:19 EDT (#)
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stfu, hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:42:43 EDT (#)
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Crystle has better taste than that.
At least I hope so.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:38:07 EDT (#)
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Caul thinks thirty-something women are bitter and lonely. I'll be retirement age by the time Caul hits 30.:)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:34:00 EDT (#)
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no, it was sarcasm but i know you two are about to fuck, if it's not done already.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:31:35 EDT (#)
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whoa - Caul are you hitting on Jack?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:29:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:07:40 EDT (#)
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Read my post again, frogette. All I wanted was a simple sandwich. How is that elitist?
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complaining like a princess cuz you couldn't get what you wanted in a fucking deli because you think you're deserving is what i'm talking about. it's not the end of the world.
btw, you're very intimidating and manly when you write things like "You fucking ultra-sensitive liberal dipshit morons." even though you live and bitch like a bitter lonely 30-somthing woman.
:-O
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:17:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you rang?
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hahahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome to Most Heated. Check your mail.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jack gets a little bitter sometimes because he has to pay people to read his shite stories after he spent so much time plagiarizing old out-of-print science fiction anthologies
perfectly understandable, really
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you rang?
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Sorry, Willard. Right building, wrong apartment.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:17:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:21:27 EDT (#)
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jack - How do you feel about someone who's TRYING to learn english? - Someone who maybe takes courses, and knows basics, but the finer points of grammer and syntax elude them?
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I have no problem with that. I've been civil to Caulaincourt quite often, until he flies off the handle and has a Gallic hissy fit.
If you work in a deli that offers sandwiches you should have a bsic understanding of the essential components.
And fuck the rest of you. So I don't eat pig, so what? Keep eating that bacon, fuckers, and then you'll bitch about the price of the cholesterol-reducing medication your doctor has to prescribe for you.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you rang?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK!! Willie, Wildman- what's the dif?
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:13:29 EDT (#)
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Willie: THIS ---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/101088 is the only reason you're not totally worthless. :)
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You want English?
Go get your food at Glide Memorial.
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I just laughed so hard I ruptured something.
I think it was my cultural sensitivity gland.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:10:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We are in a really busy time at the office, so I have no time for screwing around.
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It showed, this post was awful, I could care less about whether or not you possess "cultural sensitivity", this was just...so bad.
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At least I don't look like Casper the Friendly Ghost.
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/casper.jpg
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115940
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You want English?
Go get your food at Glide Memorial.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your time isn't THAT valuable, Bill Gates.
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exactly. that's what i tell myself when i become an impatient douche.
hotheaded shitbags like mccallum often forget where they come from.
usually those who act like monarchy in restaurants (or in this case a fucking deli, wow), are faux rich losers who think that having a 40k/year blue collar job, living in a shed, driving a 1995 F150 and owning 20 cats makes them elite.
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Read my post again, frogette. All I wanted was a simple sandwich. How is that elitist?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter shite Bubba, and you know it.
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Bullshit. I gave the +2 to offset all the negatives. If I moved to France I would learn French.
Mexico? Spanish. Scotland? Gibberish. :)
Seriously, what good does it do ANY business to have someone on the front line who cannot speak the language? It frustrates customers and makes them go elsewhere.
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Hurty you ignorant cockmunch. Why don't you hop on the train and zip down to France or Italy. Then demand services in English and see how far you get. They'll tell you to fuck off.
The language of BUSINESS in America is English. They are running a business. Therefore...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:05:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:02:57 EDT (#)
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For all you asshammers giving me shit about cultural sensitivity, please remember...
THEY ARE RUNNING A BUSINESS. THEY ARE NOT MY NEIGHBORS AND I AM NOT A GOODWILL AMBASSADOR. I AM PAYING CASH FOR A SERVICE. THEY SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF RENDERING THAT SERVICE TO THE SATISFACTION OF THE CUSTOMER.
You fucking ultra-sensitive liberal dipshit morons.
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"You fucking ultra-sensitive liberal dipshit morons."
That's some serious redundancy. . .
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:02:57 EDT (#)
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For all you asshammers giving me shit about cultural sensitivity, please remember...
THEY ARE RUNNING A BUSINESS. THEY ARE NOT MY NEIGHBORS AND I AM NOT A GOODWILL AMBASSADOR. I AM PAYING CASH FOR A SERVICE. THEY SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF RENDERING THAT SERVICE TO THE SATISFACTION OF THE CUSTOMER.
You fucking ultra-sensitive liberal dipshit morons.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*counts 21 reviews down*
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oh. wait.. CHROMOSOME 21.... not 21 reviews down!
(sometimes I DO make myself lol - or at least smile)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
extra chromosone 21?
No, Bubba's just gets a little overstimulated when he gets the chance to communicate with people on a plane that occasionally rises to polysyllabics.
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Kiss my sesquipedalian ass.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
extra chromosone 21?
No, Bubba's just gets a little overstimulated when he gets the chance to communicate with people on a plane that occasionally rises to polysyllabics.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Downs?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
extra chromosone 21 below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, a -2 on someone's post is SERIOUS.
The Internet is life!! Don't you read Rob_Berg's posts?
:D
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Post pictures when you frame your gf for cheating, Mr. upright citizen. :)
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yes, my comments were obviously very serious.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedo-troll below
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You have lousy aim, shit stirrer.
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why did you feel aimed at? that's the question.
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Wildass and I go back a long way. Me, about three years.
Wildass to the Mesozoic.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not very funny, but +2 for pissing off immigrant lovers. Fucking English for Dummies you Chinese mother fuckers. Its 15 bucks at any bookstore for Christ's sake. I thought these assholes were supposed to be the smartest bunch out of all of us, yet our complex 26 letter alphabet has them scratching their heads like monkeys.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your time isn't THAT valuable, Bill Gates.
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exactly. that's what i tell myself when i become an impatient douche.
hotheaded shitbags like mccallum often forget where they come from.
usually those who act like monarchy in restaurants (or in this case a fucking deli, wow), are faux rich losers who think that having a 40k/year blue collar job, living in a shed, driving a 1995 F150 and owning 20 cats makes them elite.
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Post pictures when you frame your gf for cheating, Mr. upright citizen. :)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedo-troll below
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You have lousy aim, shit stirrer.
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why did you feel aimed at? that's the question.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedo-troll below
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You have lousy aim, shit stirrer.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pedo-troll below
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your time isn't THAT valuable, Bill Gates.
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exactly. that's what i tell myself when i become an impatient douche.
hotheaded shitbags like mccallum often forget where they come from.
usually those who act like monarchy in restaurants (or in this case a fucking deli, wow), are faux rich losers who think that having a 40k/year blue collar job, living in a shed, driving a 1995 F150 and owning 20 cats makes them elite.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Made-in-the-U-S-A/Jack-McCallum/e/9780738867762/?itm=6
Corn HARDLEY markets herself as "Corn Nugget". Whether chosen or given, Jack has used "Jack McCallum" as his name, and publically too=======
Izzat so? Corn Nugget is the name she uses here. How many users here have a PUBLIC market?
She made an assumption, and that's all I said. Whatever Jack's name is.
If I knew, and I'm not saying one way or the other, I sure as fuck wouldn't tell on this site.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:29:42 EDT (#)
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What is it exactly that youve got against zips?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Made-in-the-U-S-A/Jack-McCallum/e/9780738867762/?itm=6
Corn HARDLEY markets herself as "Corn Nugget". Whether chosen or given, Jack has used "Jack McCallum" as his name, and publically too
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:15:20 EDT (#)
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Bubba, Nugget is not my last name, it's my internet name. Just in case you didn't know.
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No shit. You assumed that McCallum is Jack's real name.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:15:20 EDT (#)
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Bubba, Nugget is not my last name, it's my internet name. Just in case you didn't know.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unless your ancestors came from an english speaking country (which by your last name I assume they did), ................
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Wow. An assumption. BTW, what nationality is the last name "Nugget?"
:)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:09:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unless your ancestors came from an english speaking country (which by your last name I assume they did), the very first of them probably had a difficult time speaking English- if they ever spoke it at all.
And if you moved to say, France, and learned French, it'd be broken and heavily accented- just as the english of the foreigners who live here.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaha @ FG..
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter shite Bubba, and you know it.
^^^^^^^^^^
No he dosen't, because he's too fucking stupid.
Submitted by FilledwithHate (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like them asian women, though, and I don't care what they are speaking..............
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:23:11 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there was a chinese guy in montreal who did the best "toasted bagel egg ham sandwhich with dijon and mayo" ever. i ate that every morning.
but the first time i ordered it, his french or his english were both pretty bad.
so i told him what i wanted...pointing to each things behind his counter or making signs of what i wanted in my sandwhich.
i thought it was a fun moment and ended with smiles. afterward, he was so fast at making them that the moment i walked up to the cashier, he was almost done.
of course, jack, would've walked up to him like those fat american kids i saw not long ago baring into a convenience store: "we want food. food. WE. WANT. FOOD. food. UNDERSTAND? food. ME. NEEDS. FOOD. give me food. aaaaarrrrgh, nevermind!"
i'm so hard for Caul today.
similar story for me, first day this turkish guy at the deli close to my office couldn't understand what I wanted, eventually we worked it out now he has it ready for me every day. he's a good man, learning english mad about football.
but then i'd never have known that if i'd huffed and puffed and stomped out of there.
i've lived in spain and my spanish was terrible, fortunately most people were kind as my skills improved.
your time isn't THAT valuable, Bill Gates.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a lot of Asian clarinet students and lessons are often torture.
"Do you think that should be played long or short?"
"............yes."
"Do you understand what I'm asking?"
"yes."
"Don't lie to me."
"no"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jack - How do you feel about someone who's TRYING to learn english? - Someone who maybe takes courses, and knows basics, but the finer points of grammer and syntax elude them?
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I arrived here from China 4 days ago and I have to say this is appalling.
Ninja.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can speak any language on the planet except Greek.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:57:58 EDT (#)
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If you can't speak Algonquin, get the fuck out of their country.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT???? NO B? That's the most important part. Back to zero.
Oh, and I was right about the being pissed off part.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 BLT.
Other than that I'm sure reading the post would piss me off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
electro1178: I am not racist...
electro1178: and I am not a criminal...
slobodancomm: YOU ARE BOTH
electro1178: as I haven't broken any laws or shit
slobodancomm: YOU HAVE BROKEN HATE CRIME LAWS
slobodancomm: YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE LAW
slobodancomm: BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED
electro1178: You are shouting... therefore, I sense you are nervous or something...
slobodancomm: AND YOU DO REMEDIAL MATH
slobodancomm: I HAVE A HOW YOU SAY 'POP QUIZ' FOR YOU
slobodancomm: WHAT IS 6 + 2
slobodancomm: DO NOT START THE WINDOWS CALCULATOR
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lettuce and Tomato sandwich?
Really?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:21:01 BST (#)
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Someone needs to bring back Esperanto.
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It never really arrived.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there was a chinese guy in montreal who did the best "toasted bagel egg ham sandwhich with dijon and mayo" ever. i ate that every morning.
but the first time i ordered it, his french or his english were both pretty bad.
so i told him what i wanted...pointing to each things behind his counter or making signs of what i wanted in my sandwhich.
i thought it was a fun moment and ended with smiles. afterward, he was so fast at making them that the moment i walked up to the cashier, he was almost done.
of course, jack, would've walked up to him like those fat american kids i saw not long ago baring into a convenience store: "we want food. food. WE. WANT. FOOD. food. UNDERSTAND? food. ME. NEEDS. FOOD. give me food. aaaaarrrrgh, nevermind!"
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone needs to bring back Esperanto.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:13:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-17 12:48:21 CDT (#)
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I'd probably look at you like that if you ordered a toasted tomato and lettuce sandwich, too.
hahaha yeah. me too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56231
Wow, you sound like a certain autistic (then) 16 year old, you must be very proud
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:12:15 EDT (#)
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I think I just decided to go take Italian classes.
or maybe ballroom dancing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:08:18 EDT (#)
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If you wouldn't let your blood sugar bottom out, you wouldn't get so cranky at just-off-the-boat Chinese people.
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if he had sex with actual women instead of shooting his load on kitten fur it would help too.
and jack is an ontarian. language issues are confusing to him.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahaha @ FG..
that's awesome. HA~
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you wouldn't let your blood sugar bottom out, you wouldn't get so cranky at just-off-the-boat Chinese people.
There is a resteraunt here, the ONLY one, that serves authentic Dim Sum. All but 2 of the people who work in there don't speak a word of English. And that's really cool.
Anyway, I'm in a good mood right now because of a really strange and hilariously obnoxious exchange between two female coworkers.
Coworker #1 (an intensly STUPID woman who constantly has a blank, vacant stare on her face):
Tara, do you have a can opener?
Coworker #2 (a highly intelligent woman who is very sarcastic and who also happens to be the only person within 50 feet that I can talk to and not end up wanting to slash my wrists afterwards):
Why yes. I keep it right here. In my pussy.
Coworker #1 (blank look): Uhhhhhhh.............
....
....
....
*blinks*
.....
So, like, can I borrow it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
didn't you write the exact same thing before?
oh yes... http://www.ubersite.com/m/97004
are you gonna complain every time you meet someone who doesn't speak english?
why don't you try not going to shitty restaurants who hire people who just got off the boat? if you didn't spend half your pay check on cats, you could afford it.
funny you call us quebecers whiners, when we get served in english in 99% franco areas by anglo people fresh off the plane on a daily basis.
stfu, jack...please
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bacon is life, therefore you suck
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right, next time I'll make sure to do my research before making a review on Ubersite.
Sorry.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, Haiku, he totally became an Anglophone.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:57:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:54:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you live in a country you should speak the language.
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I agree. Why move to a new place if you're not willing to try to fit in? Like if you were a boring, xenophobic, conservative asshole, why would you move to San Francisco?
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Agreed. If you were a talentless, boring drone with no writing talent, why would you take the name of soft drinks and come to Uber?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:50:07 PDT (#)
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At least when Jack moved here from Canada he took the time and trouble to learn the language.
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Do I have to point out why this was an incredibly stupid thing to say?
I hope you were being facetious, sir.
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If you had the slightest inkling that it may have been facetious, why call it stupid? Do you always jump before you get the facts?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you live in a country you should speak the language.
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I agree. Why move to a new place if you're not willing to try to fit in? Like if you were a boring, xenophobic, conservative asshole, why would you move to San Francisco?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 10:50:07 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least when Jack moved here from Canada he took the time and trouble to learn the language.
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Do I have to point out why this was an incredibly stupid thing to say?
I hope you were being facetious, sir.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you cannot speak the language you either stay in the kitchen OR you don't work food service.
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Um, it seems pretty clear the joint is family owned, otherwise the guy wouldn't have a job there. It just seems unrealistic of you to think they're not going to employ him. That being said, this kind of shit can be incredibly tedious, but at least he got his meatless (fucking pussy) sandwich.
There are immigrants that are trying really fucking hard to adapt to America, and learn the language, but they still need a cash flow like anyone else. It's incredibly short sighted and ignorant to generalize them all and talk about them as if you know their situation.
However, there are also immigrants that aren't making an effort to learn English at all, or at least improve their English. I drink with them on holidays on account of my sister's boyfriend (and now my good friend) is very Mexican.
Getting life advice in broken English from his very inebriated father is always enjoyable.
Anyways, you people should be rating this poorly because it wasn't funny, and the formatting was shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least when Jack moved here from Canada he took the time and trouble to learn the language.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd probably look at you like that if you ordered a toasted tomato and lettuce sandwich, too. Gross.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He wrote better English than the majority of Uber.
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Colour me not surprised.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I worked for over ten years with a Vietnamese Engineer. Yes, he spoke English, but his accent was so thick it was almost incomprehensible, even after all those years. The good part was that he understood everything I said to him. He knew the problem and would often write down what he had to say. He wrote better English than the majority of Uber. :)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:46:20 EDT (#)
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you complain an awful fucking lot, jack.
...and that's coming from me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
don't even start on nail shops!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter shite Bubba, and you know it.
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Bullshit. I gave the +2 to offset all the negatives. If I moved to France I would learn French.
Mexico? Spanish. Scotland? Gibberish. :)
Seriously, what good does it do ANY business to have someone on the front line who cannot speak the language? It frustrates customers and makes them go elsewhere.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We are in a really busy time at the office, so I have no time for screwing around.
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It showed, this post was awful, I could care less about whether or not you possess "cultural sensitivity", this was just...so bad.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Utter shite Bubba, and you know it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you live in a country you should speak the language.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
seriously wtf they doing outside the laundry in the first place...
If you cannot speak the language you either stay in the kitchen OR you don't work food service.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's called equal opportunities you inbred redneck clusterfuck. Christ, grow a patience gland or something.
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Develop some cultural sensitivity you fucking cretin.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:28:57 EDT (#)
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I've had similar transactions take place. Mostly when I'm in D.C. It's like the immigrant capital up there. Can't even order a simple burger and fries without going through a whole rigmarole of bullshit with the Latin/Asian/Arab cashier.
Makes me want to quit America.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:28:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114580
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up Gweilo
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a cock
Submitted by CharlieRoot (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:22:31 EDT (#)
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