SPT: Uber Caption Contest - Win a Million! (NSFW?) (1337 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 0.34 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-04-17 13:40:44 EDT
I really don't have the words for what is going on here.
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-19 00:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you don't eat your chicken you can't have any dessert. How can you have any dessert if you don't eat your chicken?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-18 16:29:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:26:32 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
"c'mon ttom, hold still while redskies changes lenses," said hurty.
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You obviously have some kind of obsession with me and, lets face it, you're not the first. Sadly for you I am spoken for.
Yes, Im to busy railing Hurty and Lookie to...get...with...you.
Shit, gave the game away.
ps stfu
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-18 08:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KFC, S&M style.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:07:09 EDT (#)
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To be honest I'm surprised there haven't been more veggie comments. Disappointing really.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:04:36 EDT (#)
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"No son of mine is going to be a fucking vegetarian! Eat it, you bitch."
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:35:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:31:51 EDT (#)
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Apparently so. In order to toughen up I suggest you walk around The Gorbals with a sandwich board that says 'I hate Buckfast', that should help.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It was all that molly-coddling I received as a young 'un. Blame my mummy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:28:07 EDT (#)
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It's not really NSFW. And yeah, it looks like maybe a chicken or a duck.
A sterner constitution, you need one.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bell, you're such a pussy.
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Whenever I see NSFW tags I get excited that some nice boobs or similar are but a click away...
Imagine my disgust then, when confronted with this.
And what the fuck is that anyway, some kind of raw poultry?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:21:09 EDT (#)
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The chase at the end is fucking majestic. "WHAT THE FUCK HOW?"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:16:19 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClCmO42_tQ0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:15:02 EDT (#)
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Bell, you're such a pussy.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Euw
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-04-18 03:01:25 EDT (#)
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Iggy Pop gets mad when you criticize the size of his hot wings
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 01:42:17 EDT (#)
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The only thing that gets Sphagnum off on Uber
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-04-17 22:04:19 EDT (#)
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That is a time honored Canuckian custom.
The Freddy Mercury Lookalike Raw Chicken Rite of Manhood.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy mother of fuck
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:02:45 EDT (#)
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"The only thing that gets Rob_berg off Uber"
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"c'mon ttom, hold still while redskies changes lenses," said hurty.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:03:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:54:45 EDT (#)
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[Shlongy]: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the [chicken] bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
[HurtByTheSun]: But you 'yada yada'-ed over the best part!
[Shlongy]: No, I mentioned the bisque.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:04:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:28:01 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:25:30 BST (#)
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NOM NOM NOM
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You fool, it's 'OM NOM NOM', you clearly haven't been studying LOLSpeak enough. Detention.
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Lolspeak is clearly for spackers
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Secret PETA Hazing ceremony.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
does this chicken need more salt?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:42:54 EDT (#)
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Chicken Shit
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:25:35 EDT (#)
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Bajiner!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:18:37 EDT (#)
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"Ubercon 2008"
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:00:48 EDT (#)
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Bleck.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:34:57 EDT (#)
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"I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight..."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:25:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
NOM NOM NOM
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You fool, it's 'OM NOM NOM', you clearly haven't been studying LOLSpeak enough. Detention.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:25:30 EDT (#)
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NOM NOM NOM
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:16:33 EDT (#)
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Not had a chance to hear the album properly yet, but I will tonight.
I've been listening to 'Punk goes Crunk' like a gaylord.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iV4Wisu5bXM
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy FINALLY got caul into his dungeon
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, I saw Why? the other night, and I don't know if you enjoyed the album I sent you but they were awful.
I gave them, and the incredibly homosexual indie cunts at the show a pretty good drunken hazing. And since Why? talked shit on the venue throughout their whole set, requests of having me kicked out (made by Why?, it was hilarious) were not realized.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-19 04:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There are a solid four pages of +2 streaks with 30 or more reviews. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +1; that way posts that have 1.99 with 200+ reviews gets best ever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry about that dude, will hook you up either this evening or tomorrow.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got nothing, but I'm betting HotWillie has one about Bubba and McCallum before the day is out.
If I don't have new music by Sunday you're going on my auto -2 list. Which means I'll have to create such a list, which calls for effort, which will REALLY piss me off.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:55:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gank (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:54:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
The RIGHT way to punish a vegetarian
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Funny, but DAMNIT!
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The RIGHT way to punish a vegetarian
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Iunno but I just started laughing.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:46:48 EDT (#)
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"Jack McCallum beats another Uberite with chicken for passing him on the 'Most Viewed Authors' list."
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sicosemen finally gets his mouth on Jack McCallum's meat"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 13:41:36 EDT (#)
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Although if I did they'd probably be:
"Iggy Pop makes the tubby cunt from Staind his bitch."