SPT Earthday (472 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2008-04-17 14:21:39 EDT
Is today earthday?
What a shit Holiday.
Has anyone ever done anything for earthday? I wish I had known I would have opened the windows this morning and cranked up the AC.
The only "celebration" or "recognition" I have ever seen for earthday have been shitty 5k's.
The first race I ran after being back in the US was an Earthday 5k in Hoboken NJ. And I only ran that because I drunkenly bet I could beat a friend after pretty much only running in circles on helicopter decks on oil rigs for the past three years.
My wife who was then my girlfriend didn't place in that race. She has gotten a lot faster and has collected about 6 trophies since then, one of which she won today for an earthday 5k. It cracks me up when people say women can do anything men can do. I run twice a week tops, and I can trounce my wife, who runs at least four times a week, in a race. She kicks ass in local races, but compared to mens times those numbers suck.
It is a little dissapointing especially since I hit 30 (for 5k+ non-pro races after 30 the cometition becomes a lot tougher) that I don't win anymore. It is tough to get motivated. I think I need to sign up for another marathon. That or find a competitive icecream eating challenge. Any hobby to avoid finishing my basement.
While I am on a random babbling kick, has anyone heard of the tiki bar in MD or its grand opening? Tomorrow is the big day where I will hang out on a buddy's boat get blind drunk and watch riff raff and scum pour into the southern MD social event of the season. You haven't lived until you have seen black bikers for jesus rub shoulders with southern MD gang-bangers. Hopefully this year I will see a drunk woman get maced for refusing to listen to a wildelife warden. I wonder how Maryland's no smoking in bars law will work in an indoor-outdoor bar? Hopefully misinterpretation of the law will lead to another pepperspraying, or even a tasering. Those are always crowd pleasers. Two more hours and my week is over.
Amuse me Uber.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-18 00:22:10 EDT (#)
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this made me laugh a lot for some reason
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-18 00:02:26 EDT (#)
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OOO look at me! I run faster than someone with shorter legs!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-17 21:18:19 EDT (#)
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+2 SOFT WILLE
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:11:09 EDT (#)
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Yeah, Willard. Giving birth to your brother.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:40:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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Good post,
Caul, just curious. If you are serious about going back to school, what would you take?
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i don't know yet.
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I would like to change fields, even at my advanced age. Something that won't go away soon and can't be sent overseas. Either medical or environmental.
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there's something 'medical and environmental' happening in your depends
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:54:04 EDT (#)
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how uninteresting
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:40:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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Good post,
Caul, just curious. If you are serious about going back to school, what would you take?
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i don't know yet.
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I would like to change fields, even at my advanced age. Something that won't go away soon and can't be sent overseas. Either medical or environmental.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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Good post,
Caul, just curious. If you are serious about going back to school, what would you take?
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i don't know yet.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:02:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com/
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:58:28 EDT (#)
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Good post,
Caul, just curious. If you are serious about going back to school, what would you take?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:41:05 EDT (#)
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I haven't heard of the Tiki Bar, but we did find a work-around for the smoking ban:
Tent covered rear patio. It's not indoors, but you can heat and cool it!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:28:38 EDT (#)
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Just the name Earthday makes me want to burn a pile of tires
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:22:49 EDT (#)
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hmmmmm....perhaps.
but i could enjoy the mmf then pretend to have regrets and have an over the top emotional breakdown afterward.
another good idea!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:05:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:59:55 EDT (#)
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speaking of my gf, tell me what you think of my plan...
i'm thinking about paying a random good looking guy, preferably someone i know. then ask him to knock on our door then tell him a story to repeat so i'm sure my gf lets him in.
meanwhile, i'm standing right outside somewhere she can't see me.
we prepare a a text message we'll use as signal. when he gets into the appartment and talks about i don't know...sponsorship of sport equipments or something, he reaches in his pocket and sends me his txt so i know he's in.
then i send him one back and when his cell vibrates, he pull down his pants.
i barge him and it looks like she's cheating on me.
is that a good idea?
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It sounds like you are lookimng for an elaborate scheme to rope one of your friends into a mmf threesome.
if you want her to break up with you just call her a different name during sex, or shit in her purse.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 16:00:39 EDT (#)
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i barge *IN*...sorry
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:59:55 EDT (#)
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speaking of my gf, tell me what you think of my plan...
i'm thinking about paying a random good looking guy, preferably someone i know. then ask him to knock on our door then tell him a story to repeat so i'm sure my gf lets him in.
meanwhile, i'm standing right outside somewhere she can't see me.
we prepare a a text message we'll use as signal. when he gets into the appartment and talks about i don't know...sponsorship of sport equipments or something, he reaches in his pocket and sends me his txt so i know he's in.
then i send him one back and when his cell vibrates, he pull down his pants.
i barge him and it looks like she's cheating on me.
is that a good idea?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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The only 5k that interests me is $.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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good one. i'm actually working on getting dumped cuz i'm one of those people who cannont dump a girl. i think imo have to cheat on her eventually.
so is your gf a fat bitch or not?
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WIFE, Caul.
Have some respect for my fat bitch of a wife.
No manners around here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:24:21 EDT (#)
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good one. i'm actually working on getting dumped cuz i'm one of those people who cannont dump a girl. i think imo have to cheat on her eventually.
so is your gf a fat bitch or not?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:14:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:02:27 EDT (#)
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It cracks me up when people say women can do anything men can do. I run twice a week tops, and I can trounce my wife, who runs at least four times a week, in a race. She kicks ass in local races, but compared to mens times those numbers suck. """
well, your wife is a fat bitch, so it doesn't have anything to do with gender.
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Great to hear from you caul, how are things with your lady and her babydaddy?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-17 15:02:27 EDT (#)
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It cracks me up when people say women can do anything men can do. I run twice a week tops, and I can trounce my wife, who runs at least four times a week, in a race. She kicks ass in local races, but compared to mens times those numbers suck. """
well, your wife is a fat bitch, so it doesn't have anything to do with gender.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:35:22 EDT (#)
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There's kind of two Earth Days. One is on the March equinox (the original one) and the other is the April 22nd celebration, which is more popular and well known. It's fucking stupid and gives hippies everywhere a bad name. It's gayer than Kwanzaa for fuck sake.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:27:13 EDT (#)
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The global observance of Earth Day isn't until the 22nd. It was invented by a guy called Gaylord. I'm going to go put on my CND shirt and hang myself now.
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I always knew there must be a gay behind earthday.
I think I will celebrate it on tuesday by chopping down a tree that has been getting pollen in my yard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-17 14:27:13 EDT (#)
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The global observance of Earth Day isn't until the 22nd. It was invented by a guy called Gaylord. I'm going to go put on my CND shirt and hang myself now.