For Berty (1011 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.7 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by LittleMonster (View user info) at 2008-04-17 17:58:46 EDT
He hates her. He hates the way her mouth moves and the endless drivel that she can't help but spew forth if anyone pauses for breath in the conversation. He hates the way she plays with her hair when she flirts and he hates her laugh when they flirt back. The smug, self-satisfied confidence she swaggers around his apartment with infuriates him. He has to sit on his clenched fists to stop himself from poking out those large doe eyes of hers and she still smiles at him, the patient, patronizing smile of the content. She refuses to leave him alone to enjoy his apathy towards the world. She stubbornly drags over an endless parade of friends, quietly willing him to make an effort for once.
He turns up the TV to drown out the sound of her singing along to the radio whilst cooking dinner. He tunes out and daydreams of walking in there and forcing her hand in to the pan of boiling potatoes. The vivid picture of her screaming in agony brought a rare smile flickering across his lips. His brief moment of respite from her endless onslaught came to an abrupt end when she called out to him;
"Darling, would you be a love and nip out for me? I've forgotten the cream for my sauce"
He sat in silence. He knew he should just go get her the cream, but he couldn't make his legs move. The resentment and rage began to surface again. The injustice of having to spend his evening sitting through another seemingly endless dinner party with her friends made bile rise in his throat. The same bullshit from the same people, just going under a different name. The ridiculous blatant one-up-man ship and chest beating by boys pretending to be men. It was all he could do through these 'evenings' to not drive his fork in to the hand of the person sat next to him. All the while she would smile at him encouragingly. He would sneer back in return. He was never subtle; he never tried to hide his distaste for these occasions. If nothing else it would do these people good to feel a genuine emotion, even if it was only loathing for him. She would always look crushed by the end of the evening and shortly after the main course people would make their excuses to go, embarrassed at the hostility.
No. Not this time. He turned off the TV with the remote and languidly strolled in to the kitchen. She was facing away from him stirring and diligently tending to what ever simmered in the pots. He sidled up close behind her and leant forward so he spoke directly into her ear. She flinched slightly at his closeness and the aggression with which he whispered to her.
"Get it yourself, you lazy fucking bitch"
She slowly turned around to face him. A small nervous smile and inquiring eyes searched his face to see if he was joking. He kept his face impassive; he couldn't even bring himself to pretend he was winding her up. He expected her to cry, to see her perfect little nose crumple and a flush to come to her cheeks. He didn't expect her to slap him. The resounding crack and stinging in his cheek caused him to stumble back a few paces. She came after him and hit him again and again. In between blows she swore at him and then started to sob.
Oh how he loved to see her cry. Her struggle to regain control, to contain and hurt him. It surprised him how the strength and anger in her tiny hands could still make his flesh sting and draw blood from his lip. It reminded him somewhat wistfully of the futile beatings his mother would grace him with when she no longer felt he respected her. He wasn't sure when exactly he became aware of his arousal. He was only slightly aware of taking her flailing hands in his own and crushing his lips to her mouth.
She pushed him away and stared at him as a animal would its tormentor.
"Get the fuck away from me". She screamed. Her voice was horse form holding back the chocking sobs.
He forcefully kissed her again and dragged her to her knees on the grubby worn out tiles. Taking her hair in his hands her bent her over. Disappointingly she was no longer fighting him, slightly to the contrary, she was no longer struggling at all. He roughly hitched her skirt to her waist and pressed his mouth to her already damp thong. Her back arched and he found himself feeling mildly repulsed. Her creamy skin turned red under his grasping hands, he turned her on to her back and thrust his already probing fingers into her pliable folds. He motioned her internally to come towards him and she responded with an audible moan from her wet, soft lips.
He let go of her hair and grabbed at her breast and relished in her gasp of pain as he squeezed her nipple between his thumb and forefinger. Her eyes closed and her hand reached out to push his further inside her. His disgust slowly stemmed down towards his once solid penis. He with drew his hand and wiped the moisture on her starched white blouse. He clumsily got up from her prone form and stared down at her splayed legs. The sneer returned to his lips and as he reached for the door he couldn't help but articulate his disgust for the trembling and confused girl on his kitchen floor.
"Get up. You look like a whore".
User Reviews
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-15 16:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gah. I thought for sure I had rated this. Turns out I've forgotten to rate many things.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-01 15:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was good.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-27 17:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You alright hin?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always read the title of this and think of that bit at the end of Return of the King and it is like Aragorn is doing it all for me. It's pretty rad.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The person in the picture seems to really like strawberries!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-19 12:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. I'm not really one of the 'I Love Rape' chaps here. Still better than most Little M.
Hope all is well with the Boat. When does she sail?
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He doesn't rape her. This isn't about that. Maybe I should have been clearer. It is about his inability to cope with her loving him and her blind forgiveness for whatevr he does. I guess it was about him seeing how far he could push her. She still wanted him though and it disgusted him. It only confirms his disgust in the human condition. I'm not very good at explaining it today. I'm sleepy.
Boat is good. Father coming for inspection in two weeks so mad rush trying to get as much done on her as possible by then. She will sail hopefully in June. Work has been slow in cirtain areas because of the almost constant rain, but she is starting to look like a yacht again which is encouraging.
Hope your kittens are doing well.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Dammit...i thought this would be a new tit shot...maybe with some of my batch tossed on 'em.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 11:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 11:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasnt suggesting he was scottish I was merely taking the piss out of Connerys inability to hide his accent. Didnt realise he was egyptian I will have to watch it again, ahh the wonderful night the inflatable lady has ahead of her.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He wasn't scottish. That was the irony. He was Egyptian, who moved to Japan - and then moved to spain.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel soiled by my geekiness for this film.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spanish/Scottish poof! Always getting carried away and losing his head.
Sunda Kastagir FTW
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You maybe right HOWEVER - Ramires for the win.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought it was Kurgan? He ruled, then he went all nice and saved the world from Big Bugs
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it was great that the Krogan spent the time to be a vicious prison guard in that Morgan Freeman film. Really showed his commitment to evil.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLO PRETTY.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:34:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck! But my parents are still alive and stuff!
and.....and.......
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Lemme guess though - they have exactly the same signature as you - oh sure- maybe the names will be anagrams of your own, but in the end we all know the truth.
In the end Drogo, there can be only Christopher Lambert. He's got the world's greatest cackle.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck! But my parents are still alive and stuff!
and.....and.......
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*complicated hand gesture indicating that heads may roll and the Quickening will follow as surely as day follows night*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's got you there Drogo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:21:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo is 34. Fact.
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FALSE. 1977. Mighty fine year!
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Don't lie to me old man. DO NOT LIE!
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I'm really not. I have a Birth Certificate and everything. I'm just English and so quite miserable and grumbly about a lot of the world, so making me appear older than I am.
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Connor McCloud had a birth certificate - and he was over ONE THOUSAND YEARS OLD! AHA.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo is 34. Fact.
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FALSE. 1977. Mighty fine year!
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Don't lie to me old man. DO NOT LIE!
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I'm really not. I have a Birth Certificate and everything. I'm just English and so quite miserable and grumbly about a lot of the world, so making me appear older than I am.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:13:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo is 34. Fact.
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FALSE. 1977. Mighty fine year!
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Don't lie to me old man. DO NOT LIE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo is 34. Fact.
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FALSE. 1977. Mighty fine year!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo is 34. Fact.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my good god Berty! Now I'm a damned Colonial?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Drogo, I got you confused with Danger_Ranger again.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only 30 for gods sake. I still have a good 5 years until I need to tie the knot. It's not as easy to get into carehomes and sweet talk the ladies anymore you know, they CRO check you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My God Drogo. You're, what, 40 years old? You MUST be married by now. It is like a bylaw or something that everyone born past 1970 is married or in permanent healthcare.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. I'm not really one of the 'I Love Rape' chaps here. Still better than most Little M.
Hope all is well with the Boat. When does she sail?
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He says that but I know FOR A FACT that Drogo's wife is a parapalegic he stole from a hospital whom he keeps in a suitcase under his bed.
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Fuck me! I have a wife?
WHo lives under the bed?
Why didnt someone tell me? Could have saved me a fortune in whores.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. I'm not really one of the 'I Love Rape' chaps here. Still better than most Little M.
Hope all is well with the Boat. When does she sail?
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He says that but I know FOR A FACT that Drogo's wife is a parapalegic he stole from a hospital whom he keeps in a suitcase under his bed.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm. I'm not really one of the 'I Love Rape' chaps here. Still better than most Little M.
Hope all is well with the Boat. When does she sail?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-18 09:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia FTW!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are forgiven then orphy. Hope your kiddie is ok!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-18 07:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 10:52:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphy droppped out of her own competition.....
That's rough.
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When faced with the choice of looking after my toddler who had a temperature and wouldn't wake up, uber nearly won but in the end the kid had to come first.
It was a close call though.
I'm am still going to finish my story and post it asap though, as I am certain it is better than FJs!
Nice post, LM, of nice is the word.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your boobs too. And I like the effort you went to to stop you're grammatical errors. Do you see what I did there?
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
more boring and confusing bullshit, she's and he's were all mixed up. gay, and a picture, both qualified you for a -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been trying to think of something funny or good to say but all I can come up with is that I like your boobs.
Don't get pregnant!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fuck me running. I was just wondering where that guy had got to.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww you please me lots LM. I am just all tired today.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need tea and I need lots of it and by some divine intervention and the grace of all that is good in the world. There are even a cream slice on board.
Tea will be served at exactly 10:00am. God I love working my own hours.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds unfortunate.
When I'm hungover my eyes seem to leak an awful lot. The best hangover cure is a Sausage McMuffin. You should go for a sail-thru.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Very very hungover. My mouth feels like the cats litter box and one of my eyes keeps going blurry every other time I blink. I have so much work to do today and I don't want to do any of it now.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:51:28 EDT (#)
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You have been in a shitty mood for over two and a half weeks now and TODAY you decide you want to wake up to hugs?!?!
Fffffft. I'm done trying to please yo sir. You're un-pleaseable.
At least Red will barely be able to contain his joy at the fact I managed the correct grammer for your/you're/you are above.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, that's a nasty picture to contemplate with my morning cuppa.
So are you hungover today or what?
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Needs more Jewtoast.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. Today would have been better kicked off with pictures of hugs though. I am sleepy.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Red, If it is ever approrpriate I shall write something for you.
Bubba - Glad you liked it, the competition that this was for got me so frustrated, I got a little dark on the subject of erotica.
FJ - No heed didn't 'get his cream out' (I'm pulling a face as I type that). He didn't even get his dick in.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 03:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused.
Did he...
Did he get the cream or not?
Great story-telling here, LittleM.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-17 19:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more rape.
Wait....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have been a perfect 2, but Willie is a dipshit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the bloody hell is berty?
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Someone better than you, just like the rest of Uber.
LM, you sound mean and nasty in print.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:( I'm getting old
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright Lishy - but not for AGES
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get posts dedicated to me :(
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EXCUSE ME?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100980
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coulda been worse
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the bloody hell is berty?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty, if you ever feel like driving up to see this young lady, i'm up for the road trip.
This. Was. Awesome.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never get posts dedicated to me :(
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-17 17:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't post drunk, it only makes you screw up in ways you never knew how.
Sorry about the re-post.