Sic Semper Tyrannis (319 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.63 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jasumthin (View user info) at 2008-04-17 23:19:03 EDT
"Left turn in 0.3 miles."
"Whatever."
"Left turn in 0.2 miles."
"No thanks."
"Left turn in 0.1 miles."
"Fuck you."
"Re-configuring route. Re-configuring route."
He smiles triumphantly.
"Alternative route: turn left in 0.5 miles."
He is out of options.
"Find me a way out of this one if you are so fucking smart."
He squeezed the trigger and painted the inside of the rental car with his blood and brain matter.
"Sic semper tyrannis."
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-20 20:27:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:36:54 PDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-15 17:16:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-13 18:57:34 PDT (#)
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your username sucks
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-18 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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I spank off to xtube religiously
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:22:56 EDT (#)
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There's also XTube and YouPorn.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-18 04:00:07 EDT (#)
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fucking whore below.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-04-18 02:20:58 EDT (#)
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well, there is no way to understand this. We as readers have to find a way to relate, and throwing on some latin phrase meaning "end to tyrants" makes things even worse. You started with a story about voice navigation, and then the guy just blew his brains out for no apparent reason. After that you had some arbitrary latin phrase that didn't relate whatsoever. Therefore, -2DIE
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-18 02:16:38 EDT (#)
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Semper Fidelis Tyranasaurous
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-18 01:51:29 EDT (#)
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I actually liked this, but for some reason I feel like going with the flow...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 01:36:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-17 23:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-17 23:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-17 23:29:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-17 23:27:25 EDT (#)
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Redtube was undergoing a server upgrade yesterday so i just beat off to the idea that you would never post again.