Revenge! (248 hits)
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Submitted by Fat Sacks (View user info) at 2008-04-18 05:39:14 EDT
So I was getting drunk at my house with one of my best friends the other night, and I asked him a question that changed both of our lives. I told him that I had some suspicions that my girlfriend had been cheating on me. She had been less sensual lately, and complained that sex hurt even though we have only been doing it 2 or 3 times a week. I then asked him if he thought she had been cheating on me. I told him to answer me honestly even if it was him she was cheating with. I told him I was thinking of asking her to marry me, since we have been together for 3 years.
He took a deep breath, and said "I'm sorry man, but she has been cheating... with me."
I looked at him, sighed, and said "Thank you for your honesty, you just kept me from making the biggest mistake of my life" Then I grabbed his head and slammed it into my wooden coffee table. He was knocked out. I then dragged him to my bedroom and duct taped his hands and feet together. I used and entire roll of tape, for our night was just beginning.
For the next couple of hours I sat and watched him, I do not own a gun, but I do have steak knives. I held one the entire time, and when he woke up I placed it on his throat. "What the fuck man!" he screamed. "Shhh, you should have lied man. You fucked me and now... I am going to fuck you." I whispered this into his ear.
And fuck him I did, I didn't last long, 30 minutes maybe. But his asshole and his mind, will never be the same. After I was through I cut the tape, and told him to get the fuck out. I broke up with my girlfriend the next day, told her "I just don't feel the same way about you anymore" It has been a few days, and the cops have not arrested me yet. Me and my friend still see each other at friends' houses and he acts cool, so I suppose he isn't planning on telling anyone, but we both know, and I don't believe he will fuck me ever again.
User Reviews
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Douchebored confessional.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 06:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In all fairness there has really not been an abundance of gay sex stories on Uber. If it hadn't been written with a cookie cutter I'd have praised your ingenuity.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he obviously reads a lot of gay sex stories.
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'LL RAPE YOU WITH MY UNPROTECTED AIDS RIDDEN COCK!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:51:57 EDT (#)
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Don't forget about the AIDS, Berty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:50:03 EDT (#)
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Right, here's the thing. About 2 years ago somebody wrote a funny post about going out and drinking lots of beer and then having some manner of event. Then someone wrote another funny post in the same vein, then someone wrote a rubbish post, then someone wrote another funny post and then that was it. Every post was suddenly an "I went out and got SO drunk" post, all of them written in the same way.
It was awful.
The same has happened with these BDSM stories. The same themes, the same paragraph structure even.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, forgot to rate, -2.
AIDS, remember, AIDS.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:47:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
My father (AIDS!)
My sister (AIDS!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spades
Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
AIDS!
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AIDS!
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AIDS!
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So he wont be fucking you again, but what about you fucking him? Did you enjoy it? Rape is normally a lot quicker so I guess you must have loved fucking his hairy butt!
I bet he is still fucking your ex girlfriend too, hahahaha I guess you really showed him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-18 05:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Homosexual confessional.