White female and shorter, cuter friend seek Kanye West tickets. Details here. (1270 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-04-18 12:15:48 EDT
I need a hookup like you wouldn't believe. 2 tickets, preferably together, anywhere in the venue, for the Kanye West concert at Gwinnett Arena on Sunday, May 4.
I'M DESPERATE. As most of you already know. Anyone who has a line would do well to email me at emililly78.at.yahoo.com.
Thanks and happy Friday! Hugs and kisses!
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:03:02 EDT (#)
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I should point out that neither you nor I have invented our own language, unlike Kan-ye.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:02:22 EDT (#)
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You know in many ways that is a LOT like my day.
I rather suspect that it is a lot like your day too Hurty.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:59:04 EDT (#)
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A day in the life of Kanye West:
Wake up
Steal beats from amazing songs
Pass mumble some shit over them, making them 'better'
Complain about white people
Sleep
That's it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:47:46 EDT (#)
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UI mean to say though, to stand up and say "I am now going to talk in my own made up language that SPECIFICALLY is built on poor grammer and spelling format in order to emphasise my regional and class shortcomings" is a statement and a half. I mean yes, there are people who did the same thing for Star Trek fandom, but I personally thought that was quite cool.
You know, just saying:
Climb Mount Everest
Punch through a titanium wall
backflip
invent own language.
It is a list that makes sense.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:35:08 EDT (#)
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Kanye West is a whiny, talentless prick.
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... er...
Isn't it spelt "Kayne"? I mean, I don't really know the guy or anything and I'm not up on all this fancy pop culture vernacular...
or anything...
But well, I mean to say, "Kan-ye" is basically gibberish. I mean how does the fellow pronounce his own name?
Does he just sort of cross his arms, scowl and go "Mah name is Kan-ye" because if he does then really I think that's quite punk.
Y'know, when you think about it. I mean I don't know what he sings or 'raps' about, I mena he might talk about unicorns and metaphysics but I'm going to assume he just bangs on about cocaine and women with enormous bottoms but tiny waist sizes. Still though... "Kan-ye"?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:35:08 EDT (#)
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Kanye West is a whiny, talentless prick.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:24:59 EDT (#)
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*frowns at all the white women waving their hands in the air like they just don't care*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:19:46 EDT (#)
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I LOVE YOU LONG TIME LISA
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-19 19:10:51 EDT (#)
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+2 Muppets and fire
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-19 19:04:38 EDT (#)
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Where does "unlistenable "music" fit into the equation?
Just throw a Ramones album on..sit back, have a few drinks, and enjoy the show.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-19 18:44:25 EDT (#)
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I think you're all missing the point a little bit. Muppets and fire and lasers know no color.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-19 12:27:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-19 03:48:19 BST (#)
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Shlongy, Kanye West is the most white-friendly rapper out there.
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You forgot DJ Republican and the Right-Wing MCs
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-19 11:25:34 EDT (#)
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Who else are you suggesting Oath? My point was more like "Kanye is very white friendly", not necessarily 'the most'.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-19 11:04:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-18 22:48:19 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, Kanye West is the most white-friendly rapper out there.
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Wrong.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-19 04:07:09 EDT (#)
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I have tickets to the event in question. Post four (4) labias between the two of you and you may have them.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-04-19 04:01:18 EDT (#)
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Is this supposed to be a joke?
If so, I don't get it.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-19 01:28:29 EDT (#)
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I love you Jeanneee.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-18 22:48:19 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, Kanye West is the most white-friendly rapper out there.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 22:34:41 EDT (#)
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Says you. White devil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:17:54 EDT (#)
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I hope this is a joke. Kanye West?
You're white.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-18 18:35:03 EDT (#)
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ITS FRIDAY!!!!! LEZZZ GIHT FUGGGGED UP!!!!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-18 17:03:37 EDT (#)
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He couldn't get them. Someone beat him to them. Sorry babe.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:32:53 EDT (#)
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CALL ME
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:18:11 EDT (#)
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OMFG SWEET
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-18 15:00:44 EDT (#)
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My friend should know in the next hour or so if he can get extra tickets. Of course, now that you crapped on my dream, I don't know that I'm going to share.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:54:39 EDT (#)
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Whatever Mom. *slams bedroom door* *pouts*
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:48:25 EDT (#)
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I'm disappointed in you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:46:58 EDT (#)
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I'LL CRAP WHEREVER I WANT TO, THANKS VERY MUCH
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:31:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:41:14 EDT (#)
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rob!!!! we love kanye west, remember?
remember?
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SHHHHHH
We are NOT proud of that.
Oh crap. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS.
dat dat dat dat won't kill me can only make me stronga.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:23:01 EDT (#)
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Scissor me timbers.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:22:43 EDT (#)
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Jeannee, please don't crap on all of our dreams. Girls who live together have pillow fights. Just let us believe, OK?
So anyway, tell us about the pillow fights.
(My friend works in Atlanta and might have tickets. I emailed him. I'll let you know).
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:10:20 EDT (#)
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No pillow fights to speak of, sadly. We do a lot of shopping and gossipping, shit like that.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:02:56 EDT (#)
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Kayne West rocks... hard.
THAT doesn't even sound right.
Submitted by skidmuncher (user info) at 2008-04-18 14:01:11 EDT (#)
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Room mates, pillow fights!!! WTF have I been missing!!!
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:57:51 EDT (#)
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All right. Now we're getting somewhere. Do you two have pillow fights?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:55:14 EDT (#)
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1VTR5LFmwhg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tIzrZGwZfEs
Now you don't have to subject yourself to a Kanye West "concert."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:46:59 EDT (#)
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Yes. That would be my roommate.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:45:16 EDT (#)
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Is shorter, cuter friend also female? That makes a difference babe.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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Kanye West might be a clown who spits wack ass rhymes, but his beats speak for themselves.
Also - muppets and fire. MUPPETS. And FIRE.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:41:14 EDT (#)
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rob!!!! we love kanye west, remember?
remember?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:36:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:35:47 EDT (#)
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Kanye west sucks
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This guys knows sucking.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:35:47 EDT (#)
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Kanye west sucks
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:33:17 EDT (#)
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Kanye West? You'd PAY to see him?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:29:42 EDT (#)
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Don't beat yourself up. I'll send Method and creep to beat you up instead.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:17:22 EDT (#)
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Damnit. I should read the comments before I comment.
I = fail.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:59:10 EDT (#)
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Apparently you missed the memo about muppets and fire.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:52:34 EDT (#)
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Why would you want to pay money to an ego maniac who thinks he is God's gift to mankind?
Kanye West is a pretentious douche bag. :(
You should go see Iron Maiden instead!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:47:54 EDT (#)
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Oooohhh.... Outer Space!!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:47:26 EDT (#)
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Anyone on AIM?
creepfirebombing
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:46:54 EDT (#)
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Yes, I read it on the internet so it pretty much has to be true. Muppets and fire. Also something about outer space.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:44:06 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afX6VYn48KE
Muppets...
and fire?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:39:47 EDT (#)
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But Kanye West is so awesome! And there's going to be muppets and fire and shit in the show!
10-4 on the against the wall thing. Or you could just kill me. I'm sorry, I have a high fever and everything looks wavy.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:31:58 EDT (#)
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What picture? You're dreaming. NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
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Read a post by some skank on craigslist and decided to get some heat? Werd.
I'd still like to have you up against a wall, if that's okay.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:33:20 EDT (#)
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Meh. I don't really like Kanye West, so I don't think I'd ever have a dire need for concert tickets. Frankly, if I had them it would be the perfect opportunity to work you hard up against a wall. Bonus-City.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:32:39 EDT (#)
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It IS Friday, isn't it?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:31:58 EDT (#)
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What picture? You're dreaming. NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:31:40 EDT (#)
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She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:30:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry. Now post that picture goddamnit!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:29:37 EDT (#)
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EXCUSE ME but I believe I asked for -2s. Cunts.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:27:58 EDT (#)
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swamp hag below
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:26:07 EDT (#)
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life is hard.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:24:47 EDT (#)
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Post a naked picture of your friend and I may help you out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:22:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-18 12:16:23 EDT (#)
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-2'S HERE PLZ