Dumpers (564 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.08 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2008-04-18 22:45:43 EDT
NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!
plop
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-30 19:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7370972.stm How gay is Ronaldo? Seriously.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More content than the average post these days, but still worse.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a terrible case of stomach flu last week. All it did was remind me of that South Park episode where Cartman fakes Tourette's. PIIIIIISS! PISS OUT MY ASS! So there I was sitting on the toilet at all odd-numbered hours of the night shooting shit slurry into the bowl and laughing hysterically.
I took Immodium A-D on Wednesday as I had to drive up to Minneapolis for a one-day thing for work on Thursday. Wherever the product endorsement slip for that is, let me sign it. It stopped me up tighter than a Jew going Christmas shopping. The only problem was the nearly unbearable cramping it caused in my stomach. I couldn't poop when I really needed to, so again, during those odd-numbered hours when I'd wake up to poop, I had to settle for what I dubbed "Helicopter Ass."
For those of you unfamiliar with Helicopter Ass, follow these instructions. Find a balloon. Blow it up. Big. Really big. Make sure the stem is wet. Release.
I swear to God that's exactly what it sounded like. On breaks at the conference I would try to force the longest, most reverberatory bastard I could, which usually led to comic results.
So long story short, +2 for the title.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-04-19 15:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pooping is not funny
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Yes it is.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-19 22:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 b/c my car made that noise and died once,
maybe your next...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-19 16:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-04-19 15:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pooping is not funny
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-19 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blumpkin
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-19 11:43:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-04-19 11:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poop
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-19 10:58:01 EDT (#)
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I can see youve taken your posts to new heights
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-19 08:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I guess you threw out the white flag, eh?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-19 08:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.hswsp.com/animals/hippo.html
Lu (short for Lucifer) the Hippo has developed a habit of projectile-shitting onto nearby observers. It happens so frequently that the park sells t-shirts that are printed with "Got Splatter?" True story.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-04-19 06:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-19 00:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More fiber.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-19 00:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plop-plop fizz-fizz, oh what a relief it is!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-19 00:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
dump.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-18 23:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!
Other than that, it's almost exactly like a sico post.
In that it's quite literally shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-18 23:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't matter. You are still full of shit.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-18 23:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Markedly better than your usual.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-18 22:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is it that you manage to create such masterpieces?