Barak Obama Day, 2009!! (624 hits)
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Submitted by Barak Obama (View user info) at 2008-04-19 23:04:24 EDT
For starters, I'm Republican, but I don't think my people have a shot in hell at the White House this time around. So I think it's going to be Barak Obama because Hilary isn't going to make the Democratic Nomination.
I think Barak is going to be elected President and then some hillbilly asshole from Montana or somewhere is going to go apeshit at the thought of a black dude as President and shoot the shit out of him. As a consequence, we're going to have Barak Obama Day in the same vein as MLK Day. My question to you is:
What date are the powers that be going to make Barak Obama Day? I think we need a day off in October, personally.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:09:16 EDT (#)
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'we' as in the world in general.
no, don't worry, i'm not a canadian acts like a parvenu faux american like that guy who owns 12 cats.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:56:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:50:57 EDT (#)
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when faux news and the like start up their smear machine, i'm pretty sure we're gonna have another republican in the white house and a whole lot more wars...YAY :-D
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What's this "we're" shit, French Man?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:50:57 EDT (#)
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when faux news and the like start up their smear machine, i'm pretty sure we're gonna have another republican in the white house and a whole lot more wars...YAY :-D
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-20 11:08:06 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing either Obama's birthday or just some random day that no one gave a fuck about before, like May 4th or something.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-04-20 10:27:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah I fucked up spelling his name. Who cares? I can't say I really care enough to remember how it's spelled.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:56:41 EDT (#)
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'Barak' will probably win the primary but will fail to win the general. Which is a shame because 'Barak' or Hillary would both be preferable to McCain/Bush
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:46:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:51:22 EDT (#)
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Sportsbet in Australia has current odds on the 2008 election as follows:
$1.90 Obama
$2.50 McCain
$6.50 Clinton
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Goddamnit, you can't bet on this election! Politics in my country is NOT A GAME!
It's a joke with a donkey-punch line.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:30:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 05:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:25:08 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:54:45 EDT (#)
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I'm Scottish but I'd go with Hilary...
A thought though, think we Brits should get a vote on your president seeing as your country has such a massive influence on us.
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Well, that's YOUR country's problem. Maybe if you weren't such assholes we wouldn't have had to declare independence in the first place.
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It wasn't a remark to spur yet another brit / america slagging match, just an observation. You do have a lot of influence on the rest of the world, in particular, the UK. Settle down and we're not assholes.
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Ahhhhhhh *stirs sugar in to tea*
But we are.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 05:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:25:08 BST (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:54:45 EDT (#)
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I'm Scottish but I'd go with Hilary...
A thought though, think we Brits should get a vote on your president seeing as your country has such a massive influence on us.
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Well, that's YOUR country's problem. Maybe if you weren't such assholes we wouldn't have had to declare independence in the first place.
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It wasn't a remark to spur yet another brit / america slagging match, just an observation. You do have a lot of influence on the rest of the world, in particular, the UK. Settle down and we're not assholes.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:25:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:54:45 EDT (#)
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I'm Scottish but I'd go with Hilary...
A thought though, think we Brits should get a vote on your president seeing as your country has such a massive influence on us.
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Well, that's YOUR country's problem. Maybe if you weren't such assholes we wouldn't have had to declare independence in the first place.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:08:33 EDT (#)
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August has no holidays.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:54:45 EDT (#)
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I'm Scottish but I'd go with Hilary...
A thought though, think we Brits should get a vote on your president seeing as your country has such a massive influence on us.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:15:08 EDT (#)
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we should kill somebody important every other day so that we may never work two days in a row.
for the record, i am not republican or democrat, but i lean right. i think the country will be fine with either mccain or obama, but not hillary. if votes were cast today, mine would go to obama.
like anybody gives a shit.
GO CANDIDATES WOO!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:02:45 EDT (#)
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barak?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-20 00:13:46 EDT (#)
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We were just talking about this at the bar tonight. Everyone at the table plans to vote Obama, but we won't be surprised if he meets some unfortunate demise.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:51:22 EDT (#)
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Sportsbet in Australia has current odds on the 2008 election as follows:
$1.90 Obama
$2.50 McCain
$6.50 Clinton
I thought that was interesting.
Doesn't "Barack" have a C?
Submitted by adamleathertramp (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:25:59 EDT (#)
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Haha. Maybe we could have it the day after Martin Luther King Day so we can have a four day weekend instead of three. Kinda just roll it all up into one, ya know?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-04-19 23:20:31 EDT (#)
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For the record, I am neither a Republican or a Democrat, but I dislike Democrats a little less than I do Republicans. I'm talking about politicians, and not people whom I actually know who are silly enough to define themselves in terms of political preference.
In other news, I'm resurrecting a lame habit tonight:
+2 d'backs win (again).