The Fantasy Life of Rob Berg (2548 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.45 on 161 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotWillie (View user info) at 2008-04-20 01:15:48 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure do seem to think often of Rob and/or Jack, and penis, huh?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-05-07 19:26:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<3
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-01 01:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-26 12:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, I missed this.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-04-24 22:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rockband is either the most dangerous or most important thing to happen to music in the last oh eighty years or so.
After the tamborine.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-24 19:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:18:47 EDT (#)
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Alas method we are united in disgust.
Buck up Bubba, with my stature (stop laughing method) I could crush you like a bug.
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Crush me! Hurt me! Smash my skinny frame with your MoNsTeR boobies!
And don't stop until I tell you. . .
:)
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alas method we are united in disgust.
Buck up Bubba, with my stature (stop laughing method) I could crush you like a bug.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:12:34 EDT (#)
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stfu Geriatr-o, caped crusader of the elderly
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-24 16:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little Monster is hot for Method. Pass it on.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:54:45 EDT (#)
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And here I was hoping to get my first glimpse at a naked woman, thanks for shattering my hopes and dreams, you monster.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, I was lying. You caught me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:16:53 EDT (#)
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That was oddly phrased...."if I am honest".....so are you being honest?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:12:59 EDT (#)
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If I am honest, most guys who email me from uber have received naked shops already. Most.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:46:58 EDT (#)
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I was only kidding. There will be no participation in a boob contest for me.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes he is and if I'm going to be honest, I don't think he'd appreciate me flaunting myself in a tittie competition...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:35:32 EDT (#)
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No, but your boyfriend is giant.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurty - it would serve your right for some of the gruesome things you've made me see. Not that my tits are gruesome, they aint. Would they make you feel uncomfortable?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:00:20 EDT (#)
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Don't make me put a call out to JGreening, his tits would put all of yours to shame
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:50:00 EDT (#)
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BANJO I DO NOT NEED TO SEE YOUR TITS THANKS!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My bf would laugh his ass off... he's a good lad.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:37:04 EDT (#)
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I would be singel within the week if I did this.....
I'm in.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:36:26 EDT (#)
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Oh, no, I couldn't organise it, I want my account back to post sad fiction and bonkeyed dogs.
My contest days are over.
I'd enter though.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aren't you quite the wee organiser of competitions.
The Boob off Bonanza! - Live exclusively on Uber Site.
Excuse me, I must go prep and polish my nipples.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the first round should be concealed boobies ie in a tee shirt. Highest rankers through to round 2. Then it is the underwear round, highest rankers through. Round three is the 'fun' round, bare breast but you have to cover the nipple with something inanimate, like a postage stamp (I pity those girls) or a donut (I envy those). Highest ranker through to the finals where you wap them out in all there saggy/pert/bouncy/milky glory and highest ranker wins!
I lone showing people my boobies, it makes my special lady area all warm.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A boob off? Explain, what are the rules to said boob off?
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
His ranting amuses me. Very funny old chap, keep up the good work.
I wonder if we shouldn't make a group effort to pull together the most sickeningly sweet post of all time and dedicate it to Method. Something as sickeningly sweet as Cliff Richard's Summer Holiday, I'm sure he'd be touched and much appreciative! Do you think?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think LM and I should have a boob off.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:54:58 EDT (#)
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haha for the record, I'm a fan of your cans as well
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:52:49 EDT (#)
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Meh, I'm done. Sorry Orphy. That was my lip wobble over for the year. Sad thing is, I can't even remember which one method is. I like his ranting though.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheers Orph, I like you to.
*roll in method ranting about the girlies gaying things up*
Perfectly splendid day for shopping, beer gardens, picnic in the park, a game of rounders, cheese and wine...
What can I say though, I like a reaction.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LM, this side of you scares me...!
Banj, may I call you Banj, you are just so perky and opinionated. I like you really though *hugs Banj*
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Annoying --> mwah? I'm tearful... My bad side only comes out at night!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:15:55 EDT (#)
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Ah, but darling, if I were to "take the piss" (as we over here say) I would be aiming at making fun of you. I think you can concur that none of the below was aimed at making anyone laugh. I merely wanted to tell you what a twat I think you are.
As for being the build of Bosnian housewife, I will have to bow to your superior knowledge on the subject; I don't doubt for a second you've fucked your fair share. Don't worry though, we all understand, even a cretin like you has needs.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What Banjo said, who is terribly annoying, by the way.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-24 06:56:23 EDT (#)
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This deserves another rating just for everything below. hahahahahaha you bunch of mongs
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-24 06:48:05 EDT (#)
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Nice try, but I don't think I'll get offended by the belligerent shrieks of some fat girl that's built like a Bosnian housewife anytime soon. The knuckle dragger line only works on people you have a distinct advantage over in the intelligence department. You might want to knock on someone else's door, like Bubba for instance, you walking hole.
Oh, and try to learn how to "take the piss" once in a while, as my friends across the pond would say. God, but you're fucking dense.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 06:30:12 EDT (#)
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Seeing as your brain can not tolerate details, I'll correct you you pathetic peice of shit. We weren't arranging to go shopping. Em merely stated it would be a nice day to go shopping. We both like cities in the sun. Once again, you earnt yourself a gold star for effort, now drag your knuckles back to which ever rock you slimed out of you creepy, nasty, little shit stain.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 06:20:27 EDT (#)
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Or just piss off shitfuck.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 06:19:29 EDT (#)
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HEY METHOD! GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER IN THE ARSE, WHEN YOU'RE DONE SMEAR THE CUM THAT DRIBBLES OUT HER CRACK ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND GOON LIKE THE WINDOW LICKER YOU ARE.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-22 20:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-21 20:35:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:45:17 EST (#)
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Who, Sacrilicious? Who the hell names their son Valerie anyway?
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That's my material and I should be credited for it accordingly, cunt.
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Method's material above. I'm sure it's not the first time someone's tried to claim his jokes for his own.
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For a dirty, man-headed seppo you are suprisingly inept when it comes to the whole "Ignorance" thing. You've told me repeatedly that you ignore everything that I say yet here you are quoting and defending.
Well played, Mister.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaahahahaha
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mep
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-21 20:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jesus fuck Im so sick of the happy-go-lucky attitudes around here and the general all around good feelings and cheer and fucking cheerleading and sloppy cunts posting their pictures and being ADMIRED, IMAGINE THAT, FUCKING ADMIRATION AND COMPLIMENTS ON UBERSITE- IM LOOKING AT YOU, EXPERIMA, YOU FUCKING SLOPPY TWAT ,YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FAT(LITTLE)MONSTER.
FFS I read some review today where these two fucking banshees were making plans to go shopping or some shit - PLANS TO GO SHOPPING, ON UBERSITE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
AND THEN YOU HAVE THAT CREEPY HILLBILLY TWAT BUBBA RUNNING AROUND THINKING HE ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD, BUT PEOPLE JUST GET SO FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH HIS COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING REPLIES THAT THEY JUST STOP ARGUING WITH HIM, LEAVING HIM WITH A FALSE SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT OH GOD I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
CAMWHORES OF FAT OGRES NOT BEING TORN TO SHREDS, ROB BERG POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING EVERY DAY, THANKS ROB, I HAVE TYPE II DIABETES NOW FROM READING YOUR SUGAR COATED BULLSHIT
OH YES, I blame Rob Berg for all of this! ALL OF IT!
Looks like it's time for another edition of "Ubersite is cock full of rampant retards" Part III.
I've got so much fucking material for this one, it'll take days to write.
Stay Tuned, ladies!
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score
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now i'm going to answer each and every review
even if there was no question asked
sometimes i'll just write "<3" in simple gratitude
or sometimes i'll refute a review word by word
whichever is the most boring
and rob-like
haha not really
i'd rather stick needles in my eyes
or have dinner with bubba
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Can't happen. Remember the no fraternization rule?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried clicking the links but they didn't work. Mommy, what's wrong the internet?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:58:17 EDT (#)
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What the hell kind of mo uses the word "poot"?
Never mind...I figured it out.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cantankerous greek poot-sniffer
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:17:25 EDT (#)
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STFU ROB
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cantankerous old poot
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:55:35 EDT (#)
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STFU rob_berg.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you've wasted enough time as it is young lady.
Although your spoofed replies to the various people who took the time to direct a comment your way would be vastly entertaining... this whole communication 'thing' is, like, totally over-rated.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now i'm going to answer each and every review
even if there was no question asked
sometimes i'll just write "<3" in simple gratitude
or sometimes i'll refute a review word by word
whichever is the most boring
and rob-like
haha not really
i'd rather stick needles in my eyes
or have dinner with bubba
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:40:57 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:18:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I am certain Method meant me and not LittleMonster.
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no, it was LM and me
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What did I miss?
Link! :) <3 lol.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post deserved a perfect +2.
Which post from the last 12 months of Uber- besides any of mine- are funnier than this?
You people are all assholes. Scratch that...you're all poopypants.
rob_berg reigns at the top of that list, of course.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:47:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.writewords.org.uk/archive/9571.asp
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:47:27 EDT (#)
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okay
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:43:52 EDT (#)
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actually, all three of you holes are in trouble!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:40:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:18:34 PDT (#)
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Also, I am certain Method meant me and not LittleMonster.
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no, it was LM and me
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just read hte ruberboard quote and a snot came out of my nose
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:24:40 EDT (#)
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id subscribe to that shit
+2 berg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and +2 for cottage cheese replies
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You could have at least TRIED to get close to the same font, Willard.
Obsessed with Rob much?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-20 16:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, Id sign up.
Lots of Love, The_Taste_of_Rob_Berg
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I would rather taste monkeys.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:29:02 EDT (#)
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ok credit where its due, good answer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:20:56 BST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is the English way of spelling humour, as in colour.
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why would you even explain that? dont answer, just shut up and go breed some more.
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Hahaha are you offering?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 20:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probably?
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OMG! OMG! OMG! So I'm all "you have a sexual thing for a lot of uber menz, don't you?" and instead of being all "NO!" you're all "YUP!" Which makes you what?
Self aware.
I mean if a dolphin can recognize itself in the mirror, why shouldn't you be able to? And who hates the dolphins? Probably the Japanese. And who hates the Japanese? Jackie Chan in that Fists of Fury movie. And also Bill Gates. Because the Wii's outselling the X-Box. So, by transference, what does this all mean? That you have Bill Gate's kung fu action grip and Jackie Chan's mad programming skills.
Have another +2. You need it more than I do.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is the English way of spelling humour, as in colour.
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why would you even explain that? dont answer, just shut up and go breed some more.
why are there so few women worth talking to?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:16:41 EDT (#)
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Listen, the only way for me to be nice to you is if you show us your cans. Then I'll surrender quietly!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:14:24 EDT (#)
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Yes, you're very quick witted, I'm going to have to watch myself around you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:11:53 EDT (#)
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It is the English way of spelling humour, as in colour.
You know that!
Are you HotWillie?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:05:38 EDT (#)
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haha you even misspelled humor! What a freak!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:59:41 BST (#)
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Look at the little googly eyed mong defending herself, she can even string coherent sentences together, how cute!
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No I can't.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:02:12 EDT (#)
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You're on my list too, my waterheaded friend Orphelia, don't you worry!
And Sphagnum, stfu, this is the second time you're saying I stole material from you when you know very well that I was the first person to call Forensicgirl Skeletor!
THE INTERNETS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:59:41 EDT (#)
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Look at the little googly eyed mong defending herself, she can even string coherent sentences together, how cute!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:59:06 EDT (#)
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Ugh, *hating*
If anything, pick up on my appalling spelling and grammar.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:44:02 BST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:40:03 EDT (#)
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stfu rob i know you're typing out an even longer winded reply than mine right now, FFS SHUTUP
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I actually loled. I agree about putting Orphelia in. SInce when did ugly girls get a chance to build their self-esteem AT ALL on this site, let alone to the "I r teh queen of teh popula grlz". Jesus, it's like that fat Christian chick in high school who thinks she's the prom queen when she's actually the dairy queen.
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Oh sweetie. How you make my rolls quiver with laughter.
I'd have to be pretty pathetic to use the internet to build my self esteem. I camwhored once, and you know what, for a middleaged mum of two and another on the way, I feel just fine about myself.
the flirting, well, it is a bit of harmless fun, no more than a Carry On film, really. It is what tickles folk of my generation.
I think I have made some pretty decent posts but of course you are way too busy irrationally hatung a stranger over the internet, someone you don't even vaguely know or will never meet, to worry about that.
I too could make such huge generalisations and assumptions about you over your comments, but I chooe not to. And *that* makes me the better person.
Hehehe. That last bit is what is called British humour. ie poor.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:44:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:40:03 EDT (#)
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stfu rob i know you're typing out an even longer winded reply than mine right now, FFS SHUTUP
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I actually loled. I agree about putting Orphelia in. SInce when did ugly girls get a chance to build their self-esteem AT ALL on this site, let alone to the "I r teh queen of teh popula grlz". Jesus, it's like that fat Christian chick in high school who thinks she's the prom queen when she's actually the dairy queen.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always love these posts.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jesus fuck Im so sick of the happy-go-lucky attitudes around here and the general all around good feelings and cheer and fucking cheerleading
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hey, fuck you, i do my bit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I am certain Method meant me and not LittleMonster.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:08:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:30:26 EDT (#)
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Oh jesus fuck Im so sick of the happy-go-lucky attitudes around here and the general all around good feelings and cheer and fucking cheerleading and sloppy cunts posting their pictures and being ADMIRED, IMAGINE THAT, FUCKING ADMIRATION AND COMPLIMENTS ON UBERSITE- IM LOOKING AT YOU, EXPERIMA, YOU FUCKING SLOPPY TWAT ,YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FAT(LITTLE)MONSTER.
FFS I read some review today where these two fucking banshees were making plans to go shopping or some shit - PLANS TO GO SHOPPING, ON UBERSITE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
AND THEN YOU HAVE THAT CREEPY HILLBILLY TWAT BUBBA RUNNING AROUND THINKING HE ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD, BUT PEOPLE JUST GET SO FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH HIS COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING REPLIES THAT THEY JUST STOP ARGUING WITH HIM, LEAVING HIM WITH A FALSE SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT OH GOD I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
CAMWHORES OF FAT OGRES NOT BEING TORN TO SHREDS, ROB BERG POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING EVERY DAY, THANKS ROB, I HAVE TYPE II DIABETES NOW FROM READING YOUR SUGAR COATED BULLSHIT
OH YES, I blame Rob Berg for all of this! ALL OF IT!
Looks like it's time for another edition of "Ubersite is cock full of rampant retards" Part III.
I've got so much fucking material for this one, it'll take days to write.
Stay Tuned, ladies!
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I love you so hard.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-21 06:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:45:17 EST (#)
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Who, Sacrilicious? Who the hell names their son Valerie anyway?
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That's my material and I should be credited for it accordingly, cunt.
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Method's material above. I'm sure it's not the first time someone's tried to claim his jokes for his own.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Fantastic Life of Rob Berg
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berg-tastic
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 01:26:25 EDT (#)
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zakalwe was your alter...right?
RIGHT
CUNTFACE
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 01:21:41 EDT (#)
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Hey, Method! You were always my inspiration, baby! Ever since this!!!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99849
:) :) :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:48:05 EDT (#)
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See, you care.
Who's the real winner now?
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Wha?
Oh, you actually thought I was talking to you? How wonderful.
I would think directly quoting what Willie typed out might be clear enough for your garden variety 'gloid I was talking at him.
I'm still winning, duh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's it i'm telling bart
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D_R has ear-hair(s)
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who, Sacrilicious? Who the hell names their son Valerie anyway?
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That's my material and I should be credited for it accordingly, cunt.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, you care.
Who's the real winner now?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-21 00:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
i was referring to the b_r barb, grandpa socks.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-20 23:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was't talking to you, grey beard.
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 23:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop calling me that scourge
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-20 23:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now my fucking ears hurt and Method has a sore throat.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-20 23:06:33 EDT (#)
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ps, you're an obsessed little fella, willie
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-20 23:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i already did Part III, popadopalous.
add orphelia to this next one though.
and hurtbythesun.
and that obnoxious frappachino or hammurabi or whatthefuckever kid that ass-fucks that other eskimo kid.
and brian_ranger.
and that goddamn ltap kid.
and that fjbell guy.
and that pack mule looking banjo creature.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no no no, that's ghola i think. or brian molko. but yes her - sacrilicious.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides, I'm too busy whackin' off.
I mean ALL my fault? REALLY?
>joy<
slappityslappityslappityslappityslappityslappity...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who, Sacrilicious? Who the hell names their son Valerie anyway?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND that arsehat valerie, she +2's ALL my stuff, and...well, you've gotta see it I guess.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:43:51 EDT (#)
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I already did Crystle, I think.
We all did Crystle.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO WAY.
I can't be sure if you have yer insulin handy.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet. and crystle - do her.
heh.
funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:42:02 EDT (#)
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I gotta save some material for the actual post, DR, that stupid hippie is gonna get what's coming to him, don't you worry
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jesus fuck Im so sick of the happy-go-lucky attitudes around here and the general all around good feelings and cheer and fucking cheerleading and sloppy cunts posting their pictures and being ADMIRED, IMAGINE THAT, FUCKING ADMIRATION AND COMPLIMENTS ON UBERSITE- IM LOOKING AT YOU, EXPERIMA, YOU FUCKING SLOPPY TWAT ,YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FAT(LITTLE)MONSTER.
FFS I read some review today where these two fucking banshees were making plans to go shopping or some shit - PLANS TO GO SHOPPING, ON UBERSITE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
AND THEN YOU HAVE THAT CREEPY HILLBILLY TWAT BUBBA RUNNING AROUND THINKING HE ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD, BUT PEOPLE JUST GET SO FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH HIS COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING REPLIES THAT THEY JUST STOP ARGUING WITH HIM, LEAVING HIM WITH A FALSE SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT OH GOD I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
CAMWHORES OF FAT OGRES NOT BEING TORN TO SHREDS, ROB BERG POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING EVERY DAY, THANKS ROB, I HAVE TYPE II DIABETES NOW FROM READING YOUR SUGAR COATED BULLSHIT
OH YES, I blame Rob Berg for all of this! ALL OF IT!
Looks like it's time for another edition of "Ubersite is cock full of rampant retards" Part III.
I've got so much fucking material for this one, it'll take days to write.
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what about lungfish - he +2's *everything*.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:40:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu rob i know you're typing out an even longer winded reply than mine right now, FFS SHUTUP
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jesus fuck Im so sick of the happy-go-lucky attitudes around here and the general all around good feelings and cheer and fucking cheerleading and sloppy cunts posting their pictures and being ADMIRED, IMAGINE THAT, FUCKING ADMIRATION AND COMPLIMENTS ON UBERSITE- IM LOOKING AT YOU, EXPERIMA, YOU FUCKING SLOPPY TWAT ,YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FAT(LITTLE)MONSTER.
FFS I read some review today where these two fucking banshees were making plans to go shopping or some shit - PLANS TO GO SHOPPING, ON UBERSITE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!??!
AND THEN YOU HAVE THAT CREEPY HILLBILLY TWAT BUBBA RUNNING AROUND THINKING HE ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD, BUT PEOPLE JUST GET SO FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH HIS COTTAGE CHEESE SMELLING REPLIES THAT THEY JUST STOP ARGUING WITH HIM, LEAVING HIM WITH A FALSE SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT OH GOD I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS ABOUT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
CAMWHORES OF FAT OGRES NOT BEING TORN TO SHREDS, ROB BERG POSTING THE SAME FUCKING THING EVERY DAY, THANKS ROB, I HAVE TYPE II DIABETES NOW FROM READING YOUR SUGAR COATED BULLSHIT
OH YES, I blame Rob Berg for all of this! ALL OF IT!
Looks like it's time for another edition of "Ubersite is cock full of rampant retards" Part III.
I've got so much fucking material for this one, it'll take days to write.
Stay Tuned, ladies!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry.
I would hate to lure you into my 'vortex of suck'.
God KNOWS what would happen then... heck you might just sink a good chunk of your Saturday evening putting together an entire post dedicated to me.
yeesh. That WOULD really suck.
It is truly marvelous that it bothers you idiots that I'm not actually 'pretending'? Married, successful, well adjusted, positive, likable, moral, and generally all-around awesome are just traits you e-bullies can't stand. Oh sure you'll huff and puff about how 'boring' I am - and pretend how pathetic I must be - but deep down in places that leak - you know I rock.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-20 22:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You care about it alot. Trust me.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 21:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't try and lure me into your vortex of suck berg i'm not camping but feel free to jerk all over yourself if it makes you even happier than you're already pretending to be just close the lights when you leave buddy
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 21:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stop thinking about my ass, Willard.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 21:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
his name isn't capitalized, either
perhaps he capitalizes himself in his dreams
perhaps he sodomizes himself, too
not in his dreams, though
for real
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-20 21:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got the name wrong.
There's a "_" in there, and you left it out.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That cunt is boring and pathetic. I have canceled my subscription to his newsletter and will no longer ever read any of his posts. I'm not even going to put effort into the cruddy review I give it.
You better work hard on your titles, shitbag.
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HAH
What makes this guy think anyone around here gives a flying fuck about the viewing habits of a kangaroo humping phag?
BOO HOO - SPHAGNUM ISN'T GUNNA READ MAH POSTS NO MORE! WEEP.
Best part is - I know you are reading this, I also know you will still come by my posts and rate them with your ALL POWERFUL -2s. I will STILL get the all attention you are so convinced I crave and you get to think you spoiled another nerd's day.
We both WIN!
Even better - if you actually DO ignore me completely and never stop by or rate another one of my posts - I won't have to deal with your putrid stupidity any more.
I totally win.
Heck, even you win because you will never be exposed to any more of my boring pathetic-ness EVAR AGAIN.
You know, even at the expense of being a giant retard - winning these little internet battles is sure fun, innit?
Again, excellent post William.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-20 20:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROB WINS!!!!!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 20:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
probably?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-20 19:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You probably masturbated to this at least twice. Does that make it NSFW?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-20 18:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That cunt is boring and pathetic. I have cancelled my subscription to his newsletter and will no longer ever read any of his posts. I'm not even going to put effort into the cruddy review I give it.
You better work hard on your titles, shitbag.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-20 17:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for not knowing how to save a page and alter the code.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-20 16:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hell, Id sign up.
Lots of Love, The_Taste_of_Rob_Berg
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-20 16:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great, the little touches especially like "37 new circle jerks" and all of his posts being last reviewed by people with his name except for experima.
One thing I didn't like was that the stuff in the MRR was obviously copy-pasted, but it didn't detract much from the awesome.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-20 14:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lolll
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-20 13:14:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-04-20 12:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2008-04-20 11:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-20 11:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Appropriate.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-04-20 10:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is pretty funny, even through one bloodshot eye.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good show Sir!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-20 09:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-20 07:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at 7am....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-20 05:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is what uber looks like most days anyway.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, a +1 might be infinitely worse. Slipped in there while nobody is looking bringing the average down by .1 or something.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob Berg sounds like a cunt
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or even worse than a -2 (ahem darko), a +1. i figure somebody would splooge over a review and in a quick response he'd forget to rate. that would be devestating.
i cant tell if im spelling anything correctly tonight. i feel retarded. time for bed maybe.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob - I'd like to see you write posts with titles all of the above. Would be interesting to see what you came up with.
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erm....no it wouldn't.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's always somebody going to come along and throw a -2 in there for badness. I guess if its a world of Rob_Bergs though its more than definitely possible.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if a post could ever go on for 250 reviews with only +2's.
I mean, i guess if one person rated it a +2 and then the poster wrote 249 responses to that +2 then it could happen, but lets assume all those robs (and m's) were interacting and the heat on that post = i dont know, 235. thats pretty impossible.
im throwing down the gauntlet right now. somebody write a post that gets 250 +2's.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 04:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob - I'd like to see you write posts with titles all of the above. Would be interesting to see what you came up with.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and let me pre-empt rob's response
"Well haha you and the other haters think this will upset me but im really just glad you took time out of your life to partake in the idiocy and really i have loads of friends so...
*continue for 8 pages*
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OH nut flicker, you are so clever.
Of course I love this.
Really - how could I not be glad someone took time out of their day to construct this masterpiece in my honor?
See, I don't know what qualifies as "loads of friends" in your little world - but I had a marvelous day and only spent a grand total of 30 minutes on this piece of shit website.
That you tools are taking time out of your day to even THINK about me - I win.
This post is fucking awesome - and really not that far from the truth, except you idiots don't seem to understand that I enjoy the INTERACTION.
Positive is far better than the negative - but I'll take this any day of the week. Bravo willie, you obsessive freak.
I can go to bed a happy, drunk kid.
HOORAY FOR ME!
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me smile
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWESOME.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 03:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh...........i see i am already signed up
i'm the only non-rob! woo!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and let me pre-empt rob's response
"Well haha you and the other haters think this will upset me but im really just glad you took time out of your life to partake in the idiocy and really i have loads of friends so...
*continue for 8 pages*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa i tried to scroll past the "fake comments" for ages before i realised they were real.
This was trez funny.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny. robs going to be loving all this attention
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job cleverhead.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-20 02:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WABAM, this was funny
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh jeez...I was going to attempt to write something self-obviously clever.
Let me just say: Hahahahahahahahahah. Funny.
I love (hate) this place.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure do seem to think often of Rob and/or Jack, and penis, huh?
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don't be redundant, dear
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure do seem to think often of Rob and/or Jack, and penis, huh?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shouldn't you have +2d the rest of my posts by now?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE DO I SIGN UP
GO ROB WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!