Uberotica 2008 - The Final Round! (1189 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: Uberotica2008
Rating: 1.47 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Whorephelia - Mistress Of Erotica (View user info) at 2008-04-21 04:42:27 EDT
Due to a number of forfeits and contestants running out of 'sexy ideas', this round will be the last.
Entries are due for submission by Wednesday, midnight (CST). Any late entries will be disqualified.
Voting will end Friday, midday (CST) with the winner announced later that afternoon.
There is a prize, along with being crowned the first winner of Uberotica!
Good luck to you all,
and,
keeping the tradition,
'Kapische?'
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-31 12:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
: Bosh
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-15 13:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 01:48:07 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, but the difference is I don't spread my legs for any old chump at Vegas Ubercon.
The spreadsheet thing was funny. Please, continue. It gets me through the day.
huh?
i've never done 'that' with someone from uber. <shudders>
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-11 19:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea I am - though I'm umming and ah-ing over whether to do it as a post or just email. Hmm.
'Umming and ahing' doesnt read well does it?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-09 14:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Orphelia are you getting in on this uberdirectory?
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-05-05 09:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orphelia:
From one of your recent reviews:
"ps I didn't read this, I don't really read on Uber anymore."
I always got the impression you weren't the sort to be interested in what other people have to say. I imagine the fat girl standing in the middle of a staff room wasting innocent peoples' precious break time with non-stop verbal tyrades of meaningless shit. You + Uber and the whole Uberotica thing isn't exactly a fair or accurate analogy, but it's close and you kind of annoy me by doing that. Nothing personal, I just thought since I had your attention I might as well get something off my chest.
I'm not going to tell you to put down the cheesecake. That would be immature.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-02 07:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sgt H! <3
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Orphelia! <3
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RETAL
I AM CRANKY
MY PICTURE POSTS SUCK
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-27 03:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ilikesteak is the clear winner here, congratulations steak on your first Uber contast victory!!
I believe Brnd_Nkd finnished in second place, MudWhistle in third.
s.
steak, you have won a box of things I personally find erotic. You may email me at boohoofish1978.at.yahoo.co.uk for postage details, or, if you are unwilling to divulge an addreess I can mail it to , you may suggest an alternative prize, such as I give your greatest Uber enemy -2's for my entire Uber life, on your behalf.
You also gain the priviledge of running the next Uberotica contest, should there ever be one.
Despite some negative comments I received ('aggressive deadlines' and 'farce') I really enjoyed this competition and the posts that came out of it, even Muddy's 'making a mockery' posts.
Thanks to all that entered for the effort you put in and thanks to all those who took time to read and rate the entries.
steak, the next post I do, I will put an image of the above heart with your name in it.
:)
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-25 23:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do believe I win, as the contest ended at 6pm CST, which has long passed since nowh.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:01:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:32:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's the hair Drogo, it looks normal, and good shoulders.
Can I ask something? I don't want to appear to be Ubers dumbest bint but... Has it always been that if you made no comment, and just rated, 'No Comment' would automatically appear? Only, I have been typing 'No Comment' myself since I joined. I even made sure the casing and spacing was right to match everyone else's...
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ahahahahahahaahaha...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
6pm our time, announcement this page, but Steak I think. I really like Steak, I am happy to give him his prize.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me, with this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116282
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So who won?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-24 03:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHAG I've missed it haven't I!
Buggering fuckity Crap.
Sorry Orphy I'm such a loser.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 02:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muddy is gonna win???
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-24 01:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116297
Because I love a good joke.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-23 17:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
for your perusal: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116239
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116290
probably some of my best work ever in this competition.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-23 12:31:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
only 25 reviews?
ubersite has been a bit slow lately
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I know! It is nearly as bad as my poetry post!
lol
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah i mean to to +1 on my last comment. Garrrh!
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
only 25 reviews?
ubersite has been a bit slow lately
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was never in it but suddenly had some serious inspiration from somewhere: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116268
*Runs home to look through the rest of 70's porn collection*
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its early cos I won't be in tomorrow:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116263
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
conjoined twins for the win? hmm.... uber likes it a little freaky.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oooh, I actually forgot to mention, I think it was a shame you were out, you rated really highly and your posts were hilarious.
Uber does come before exams though :)
Good luck!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank goodness we're out. We're running out of 80s icon reputations to smear.....and the last effort was definitely lacking. Exam week sucks :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that two of them?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
33% of your finalists have never actually touched the genitalia of another human
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rob Berg impression below!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:54:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I won that contest already
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yes, you did.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:03:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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i miss your fiction, MWG.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:53:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
FINALLY!
Kidding.
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EXACTLY!
not kidding.
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I won that contest already
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-21 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FINALLY!
Kidding.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 10:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't expect to be in the final round, or really any round past the first.
Now, to supplement my lack of ideas, or having read any actual erotica, other than that one time I thought somebody was writing a book about vampires, but it ended up with somebody sucking on a blood engorded something or other, and really didn't do what it was supposed to do. Supplement it with porn. Lots of porn.
I will have an idea eventually, and I'll hopefully win the way I've won every other round thus far, by having everyone else forefit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 08:35:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to say, highest wanker wins.
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Well then I guess Muddy's got this contest all sewn up, doesn't he? ^_^
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a cop out Berty, I'm just a very busy lady of late.
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If you had just been diagnosed with leukemia and your husband had died and your computer had been stolen by a gang of theives along with everything else you own then it would STILL be a cop out.
But that's okay.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 09:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I forgot to say, highest ranker wins.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a cop out Berty, I'm just a very busy lady of late.
Business at the bordello is really picking up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, FJ, I am.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Twincest gets my vote.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-21 07:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i write the hottest fucking shit
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I haven't read any of these. In fact, I haven't clicked on one. I don't care about this contest and I can't in good conscience support it. But I support you and your existence, so have a +2 for the fuck of it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-21 05:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mistress of Erotica" - nice.
Are you still going to post the one from last week that never went up?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-21 04:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cop out!
Oh! There's an idea for a sexy story: A young woman sits next to an old man on the train and wanks him off in the rushour.
Actually that may be from a french film. Or a story Davros told me. Or something.
It's funny though. Funny eroticism is what we need!