Allow myself to re-introduce... myself! (1108 hits)
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Submitted by Emperor Titus (View user info) at 2008-04-21 12:18:03 EDT
Didn't go too well last time around, here's me and my boy Paul.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is definitely PFF making a comeback.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:00:33 EDT (#)
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Celebrity?
You're an ugly ginger cunt. That doesn't make you famous.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:22:28 EDT (#)
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try to cash in on my celebrity, fag
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EWWW
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:08:29 EDT (#)
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meh.
Could have done better.
Submitted by Gollygoshgirl (user info) at 2008-04-21 21:31:01 EDT (#)
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Hmmmm.. Not bad lookin for carrot tops :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-21 21:10:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is NOTHING FUNNIER than seeing gingers forced into being with each other because of their freckly freakyness.
EXCEPT WHEN FORCED INTO HOMOSEXUALITY TOO!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:29:39 EDT (#)
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http://www.sourpatch.org
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:39:17 EDT (#)
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This is the best argument opposed to human cloning
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:08:27 EDT (#)
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I fully agree on the PETA front, they're utterly terrifying.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:06:57 EDT (#)
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i do love how every post you do transcends into a vegetarian debate.
hehehe.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think those gingers are twins.
However nothing wrong with vegetarians, so long as they don't preach to me about how healthy they are and how horrid I am for consuming meat.
I also have no problems with vegetarians who admit that their foodstuffs are just a lethal to animals as is eating them. You folk have no idea how many rodents and insects are killed for your food.
PETA folks can fuck off.
Main reason I have no problems with people choosing a vegetarian lifestyle: More steak and bacon for me!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:02:22 EDT (#)
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I feel my flirting with you has the same effect as a wet fish being slapped across your cheeks but
prove it.
:)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:59:50 EDT (#)
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There's body builders and shit on there too. I didn't say they were all awesome, but I am certainly incredibly strong and have a near insatiable libido.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:57:42 EDT (#)
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I read your list. I got as far as Alec Baldwin before I was overwhelmed with a gay pussy feeling.
:)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:55:42 EDT (#)
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Oooh, Annie she *is* a tough cookie. Really.
Maybe it is just the men.
Haha Billy is a pussy. Motorbike + leathers = gay.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
joaqin or whatever used to be called leaf for fucks sake.
What kinda name is whack-keen anyway? spelt all fucked up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:51:56 EDT (#)
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It's a well known fact that there are some fucking awesome people who are veggie/vegan.
Joaquin Phoenix
Annie Lennox
Billy Idol
Ah fuck it, see for yourselves:
http://www.famousveggie.com/peoplenew.cfm
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:41:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:10:48 EDT (#)
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It is a well known fact, vegetarians are pussys.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:21:58 EDT (#)
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Red, shut up, he started it! :)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:19:34 EDT (#)
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What are you two spackers blethering about now?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:15:14 EDT (#)
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Hahah mistimed comment below
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:13:02 EDT (#)
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Mis-timed, mis-guided threat below. Pleased with the consequences though.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:12:47 EDT (#)
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What with? Ugh, don't say your giant dick *yawns* I am tired of all this talk and no proof.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:11:15 EDT (#)
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Truth
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:11:10 EDT (#)
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It's a well known fact I could snap you in half.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:10:48 EDT (#)
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It is a well known fact, vegetarians are pussys.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:10:27 EDT (#)
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SEE THEIR FRECKLES - SEE HOW THEY BURN!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:02:56 EDT (#)
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It's harsh because I'm a vegetarian? Fuzzy logic.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:58:03 BST (#)
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I think Titus has killed himself. I certainly hope so.
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Actually, this is very harsh from a vegetarian.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:01:00 EDT (#)
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Why you leave?
And no, I think Titus has gone to strip off that ghastly wallpaper using his own tears of shame to help him along.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:58:14 EDT (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:58:03 EDT (#)
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I think Titus has killed himself. I certainly hope so.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sigh*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:55:59 EDT (#)
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ooh, that reminds me of something I gotta do.
You are leaving? I was just starting to like you. :(
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:54:39 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I'm leaving for another 2 weeks...or longer.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:54:32 EDT (#)
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I believe I said Countdowm, different programme altogether.
I always suspected you were gay. Which one, in your gay opinion, is hotter?
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:54:01 EDT (#)
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Best looking guy on uber, bar none: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1196350675343027800/1/pinktie.jpg
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:52:14 EDT (#)
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If you watch Countdowm together, it purring on your naked lap as you feed it semi chewed pieces of chicken flavoured Quorn, I suspect that may be gayish.
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If you watch Countdown together, it purring on your naked lap as he chews my chicken flavoured semi...
You're right! I'm gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:51:54 EDT (#)
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WELL, AT LEAST YOUR SKIN CLEARED UP...LOTS OF SEMEN TO THE GOB WILL DO THAT FOR YOU.
If you don't believe me, just ask Hurty. Look at how his skin improved once he started taking jizz to the chin.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Send pictures and I will let you know.
Does the cat look away? Blush? Fidgit with discomfort?
If you watch Countdowm together, it purring on your naked lap as you feed it semi chewed pieces of chicken flavoured Quorn, I suspect that may be gayish.
Oooh, dress it up and camwhore it. It'll hate you forever and shit in your shoes as revenge, but so worth it!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:44:17 BST (#)
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Hurty, I am pretty sure that the guy in the backgroung either has on very low rise pamts or is totally naked.
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I hang out naked with my cat. Is that gay?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:44:49 EDT (#)
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You're a fucking idiot. I meant they had chests that are the same size as a bears' chest; see how majestic and strong you look? That's you on the right innit?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:44:17 EDT (#)
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Hurty, I am pretty sure that the guy in the backgroung either has on very low rise pamts or is totally naked.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:43:19 EDT (#)
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The word you were looking for is "bare", you illiterate faggot.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:43:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:36:04 BST (#)
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I aint no faggot
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Do new people even bother to check ut Uber before they join, nowadays?
What a faggot. lol.
I look forward to my -2s for saying that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:40:44 EDT (#)
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And anyway, can't two bear chested men enjoy an embrace these days? Homophobe.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:39:32 EDT (#)
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Fucking gingers.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:36:34 EDT (#)
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All evidence to the contrary Titus old chap, I got this by hacking into your hard drive!
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:36:04 EDT (#)
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I aint no faggot
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:33:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:30:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Oh my, is this guy for real? Must be an alter, surely?
At least have the grace to +2 and laugh at yourself.
God knows, I have to do it often enough.
What a wanker.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:31:47 EDT (#)
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That's fucking pathetic you shriveled cocksnot. No fucking comment?
Weak. Grow some balls, wash your face, touch a girl. Ad infinitum.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:30:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:29:52 EDT (#)
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Haha, I've got nothing to do with Titus. If I was going to create an alter, it certainly wouldn't be ginger.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:29:47 EDT (#)
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I didn't even notice he was ginger, I just saw the goddawful wallpaper and 'matching' border, that was enough...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:27:28 EDT (#)
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ps: those guys are kinda hot
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:27:08 EDT (#)
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Gingers aren't people Orphy.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:26:59 EDT (#)
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awwwwww hbts made an alter just to pick on me <3
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:26:38 EDT (#)
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You are so mean!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:25:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:23:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:20:22 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHA
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:22:35 EDT (#)
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bah you were fun for a few moments.
this has got to be the speediest jumping of the shark ever for an alter.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:22:32 EDT (#)
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I just set it as my background!
And it's a new acquisition after Googling 'Ugly Ginger'.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:21:48 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha....you have this on your harddrive
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-21 12:20:22 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHA