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An Audience of Three - Video (642 hits)

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Rating: 0.6 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Uncle B. (View user info) at 2008-04-21 13:12:56 EDT


makes for a difficult night of comedy.

It was really difficult to transition into my 420 material from my dog when the audience didn't appear that they would relate to the stoner material. So I had to drop some stuff and it screwed up my transitions.

For those of you are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again the next video I post will be from Memorial day weekend.

Until then though watch me struggle with a small audience.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWDLJ6hpMvs



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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:21:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 18:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This alter is driven by at least 3 people, one of which, yes, is sico.

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Thanks for clearing that up Simon.

Although technically 'Mr. Bear' and your fuzzy slippers don't actually count as people - but it's good to see you are getting that social interaction you need.
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Check out the razor sharp tongue on Berg

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-21 21:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-21 20:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the power of christ compels you!

the power of christ compels you!

the power of christ compels you!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 18:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 18:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This alter is driven by at least 3 people, one of which, yes, is sico.

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Thanks for clearing that up Simon.

Although technically 'Mr. Bear' and your fuzzy slippers don't actually count as people - but it's good to see you are getting that social interaction you need.


Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 18:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Well, I happen to know that particular alter is powered by Sico... so what exactly is it you miss about him?

I mean don't get me wrong - when he isn't bent on being a stupid jackass he ranges from inarticulately benign to rather entertaining.

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This guy "knowing" anything is ridiculously funny. This alter is driven by at least 3 people, one of which, yes, is sico. Rob, the only clues you are privy to are that it was Colonel Mustard in the Billiard Room and he used the candlestick.

Faggoff!

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sico has aids?




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Duh.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sico has aids?


















Only kidding, I get ya.
He is as sexy as fuck too.
Come on, I mean you would, right?

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Point is you don't miss it until it's gone.

You know, like when you give someone AIDS? Same principle.

You know what I mean?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:37:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sicosemen is missed around this place kind of like I miss being able to fart in front of my ex-girlfriend.

You know what I mean?

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No.

Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sicosemen is missed around this place kind of like I miss being able to fart in front of my ex-girlfriend.

You know what I mean?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Insulting me.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Well, I happen to know that particular alter is powered by Sico... so what exactly is it you miss about him?

I mean don't get me wrong - when he isn't bent on being a stupid jackass he ranges from inarticulately benign to rather entertaining.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:04:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually clicked on it :(

caught it several times but it wouldn't allow me to close it without killing firefox through task manager.

annoying.

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I did, too :(

I don't often say this but STFU rob.
I miss sico.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Always disable javascript the first time you click a link from Uber.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-21 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I actually clicked on it :(

caught it several times but it wouldn't allow me to close it without killing firefox through task manager.

annoying.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha.

Who does that?

You truly are the most pathetic of fucks, Simon.

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Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-21 16:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.sourpatch.org

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, you're certainly on the right track.

If there's a God, I'll probably pass away right around the same time that your comedy career dies.

Actually, I felt like taking my own life when I watched the first two minutes of that video.

SO YOU ALMOST GOT YOUR WISH, HENNY!

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I felt vaguely creeped out.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Good with the bad, keep at 'er.


Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-21 15:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shlongy: I'll keep trying harder and eventually my act will be so painful for you to watch you'll finally fucking die you cantankerous old poot.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is actually more painful than watching you perform before the medium-sized audience.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 14:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Painfully unfunny act, but damned if the small crowd was hilarious.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You need giant balls of steel to do that. Nice one

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's nearly double the wanker.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't watch it yet but Titus is a wanker and a half.


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

i <3 beer turtle

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how the fuck am I fat?





Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Titus you fucking bell-end, you're a ginger prick with terrible skin and a hell of an ego for one so fuck ugly.

Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

words cannot describe how embarrassed I feel for you

there were no jokes
nobody laughed
everyone in the audience felt uncomfortable
your impression of a spanish woman was horrific
you are fat and you have terrible dress sense
when you mentioned that thing about shooting the audience it was downright scary

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-21 13:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah... that must have sucked.


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