Dear Ubersite, re: pregnancy (439 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.53 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-04-21 19:39:48 EDT
I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-22 13:00:51 EDT (#)
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By Berty I clearly meant ilikesteak.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:14:52 EDT (#)
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Birds don't get cholic Berty. I'm going to give birth to a penguin!!!! :D
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What's cholic? I am a bit mystified.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:58:52 EDT (#)
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+2 asians
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mazel tov
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Listen, you big, stupid space-creature. Nobody, but nobody, eats the
Simpsons!
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:29:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:17:52 EDT (#)
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Is it mine?
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Yes. I told you that last thing you wanted to do was a bad idea. I mean, it was good but... I don't think our baby should have had to have been born with that sense of dirty shame that's lingered on ever since.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:28:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:46:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait six months, and that opinion will change.
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You're wrong. When that baby bursts shrieking and covered in placenta from my urethra I will experience serial joygasms.
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In six months, you'll hate it enough to just cut it out three months early.
Even if you manage to survive, the post partum depression will make you hate it just long enough for you to realise that you hate it for ruining your life.
Enjoy cholic, the terrible twos, and changing shit filled diapers.
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Birds don't get cholic Berty. I'm going to give birth to a penguin!!!! :D
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:04:57 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 05:09:40 EDT (#)
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+2 because this has made me realise something peculiar.
I would happily fuck a pregnant girl, and I would definitely fuck an Asian girl, but I wouldn't fuck a pregnant Asian girl.
Eh?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-22 04:36:17 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't it be great to be pregnant? You'd be all holding your bump and going "LIFE!" and worrying/thinking about the future.
Well no. If I was pregnant I'd be a single mum and that'd be stress and fear and more stresss and difficult obstacles to overcome and, perhaps, terrible dissapointent and shame.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:06:08 EDT (#)
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time to take up basejumping.
if you do XTREM sports while pregnant, will your child be born XTREM? He will either skateboard out of the womb and ollie over the pussy ass doctor or will be born physically deformed and mentally handicapped. this one can go either way. i'd take the risk. take up basejumping.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:17:52 EDT (#)
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Is it mine?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait six months, and that opinion will change.
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You're wrong. When that baby bursts shrieking and covered in placenta from my urethra I will experience serial joygasms.
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In six months, you'll hate it enough to just cut it out three months early.
Even if you manage to survive, the post partum depression will make you hate it just long enough for you to realise that you hate it for ruining your life.
Enjoy cholic, the terrible twos, and changing shit filled diapers.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-04-21 21:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:47:25 EDT (#)
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oh, clearly I haven't figured out how to use italics here yet.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:47:09 EDT (#)
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I think it's going to be a fruit-bat, or maybe a penguin. Probably a bird though. I can just <i>tell
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait six months, and that opinion will change.
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You're wrong. When that baby bursts shrieking and covered in placenta from my urethra I will experience serial joygasms.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait six months, and that opinion will change.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-21 19:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to
lose.
-- Homer Simpson
Dead Putting Society