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Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2008-04-21 20:29:43 EDT


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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the clit functions metaphorically here. It bridges some kind of existential gap between the metaphorical clit and signified clit, which is to say it's something that has no real connection to the language used to describe it. It's inseparable from these connections, yet fundamentally displaced from them. The connection then is illusory and the clit is an obfuscating device; one can't see the clit, but we know it's there. Even its physical presence is continually denied to us. Thus, we're faced with the multiple linguistic implications of the clit, with no real empirical way of affirming its existence without simply trusting that "she" is rubbing her clit for me. The clit is at once a clit and it is not a clit, she is rubbing her clit for me and only me, only for me and you, and is rubbing it for all possible people simultaneously. The clit is the postmodern proliferation of meaning, every grain of sand in the desert of the real.

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That alone was worth +2. And the filename was worth another +1.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose in a technical sense she's rubbing her clit for me, but she's also rubbing her clit for thousands of other lonely men. The wording of the advertisement raises a semantic issue in the uniqueness of exactly who she is rubbing her clit for.

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I think the clit functions metaphorically here. It bridges some kind of existential gap between the metaphorical clit and signified clit, which is to say it's something that has no real connection to the language used to describe it. It's inseparable from these connections, yet fundamentally displaced from them. The connection then is illusory and the clit is an obfuscating device; one can't see the clit, but we know it's there. Even its physical presence is continually denied to us. Thus, we're faced with the multiple linguistic implications of the clit, with no real empirical way of affirming its existence without simply trusting that "she" is rubbing her clit for me. The clit is at once a clit and it is not a clit, she is rubbing her clit for me and only me, only for me and you, and is rubbing it for all possible people simultaneously. The clit is the postmodern proliferation of meaning, every grain of sand in the desert of the real.



Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I suppose in a technical sense she's rubbing her clit for me, but she's also rubbing her clit for thousands of other lonely men. The wording of the advertisement raises a semantic issue in the uniqueness of exactly who she is rubbing her clit for.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-04-21 21:02:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-21 20:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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