There is only ONE real sport. (1301 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2008-04-21 22:38:03 EDT
5-0 Mother fuckers? Yeah.
GO HABS GOOOOOO
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-24 02:47:45 EDT (#)
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you are just tooooo sweet, babycakes
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-04-23 18:45:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:04:58 EDT (#)
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Yar. The B's just looked lazy during the 2nd half of the 2nd period and all of the 3rd period. Shitty defense, bad shots on net, no luck...it was like they had given up before the 3rd period even started. They didn't deserve to win after playing like that.
GO SHARKS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:33:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:07:28 EDT (#)
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I was pretty upset at the Bruins during game 7. They played like shit. Montreal was playing to win. Boston was playing to not lose and played really shitty defense.
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idk but to me, boston totally owned the habs during the whole 1st period. everyone at the bar i was were nervous as hell and we all thought mtl would lose. the habs were just lucky that it was 1-0 after 20 minutes (THANKS TO JESUS PRICE) and it seems the bruins got their legs sawed off when it got 2-0 on another opportunist goal.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:07:28 EDT (#)
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I was pretty upset at the Bruins during game 7. They played like shit. Montreal was playing to win. Boston was playing to not lose and played really shitty defense.
All in all, it was a great series to watch. I'm happy the Bruins made it to game 7 but Montreal proved to be the better team. That rink has always been tough for Boston.
Hopefully next year the Bruins management wont fuck anything up and they'll try to get some real talent.
GO SHARKS!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2008-04-23 02:04:45 EDT (#)
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The Sharks WILL kick your ass if you dare to enter the finals, though. Beware. Growl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:35:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:13:29 EDT (#)
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You should make a post dedicated to Youppi
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-22 19:36:40 EDT (#)
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Back at you, you sexy beast.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-22 19:12:47 EDT (#)
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As a michigan state fan though I appreciate Montreal's ability to celebrate
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-04-22 16:00:42 EDT (#)
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Caul, thank you
ITS ONLY a song, and people do get rowdy at the Bell center and Montreal IS safer than Jersey. For the idiot that said Canadians/quebecois (whatever I wasn't paying attention) should burn, go fuck yourself and I'm sorry we couldn't be as cool as you, but have you ever been here?
Oh and by the way
GO HABS GO WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:30:46 EDT (#)
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This is easily one of the most worthless posts I've ever seen on this website.
And I've been here a while.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:51:39 EDT (#)
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For you, I'd guess that sport would be drinking until inebriated and trolling for random cock.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:13:31 EDT (#)
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Sefton: He's a Nazi, Price is. For all I know his name is Preissinger or Preishoffer. Oh, sure, he lived in Cleveland. But when the war broke out, he came back to the Fatherland like a good little Bundist. He spoke our lingo, so they sent him to spy school and fixed him up with phony dog tags.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:12:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:43:16 EDT (#)
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i think it's clear carey price is jesus christ
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:13:22 EDT (#)
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SO ITS COME TO THIS???
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:45:47 EDT (#)
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fucking christ.
you deserved that one, i'll give you that. if i were you i'd be scurred at how hot/not your boy carey has been.
congrats, i'll be rooting for the habs from here out.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 07:15:02 EDT (#)
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I don't even want to talk about hockey this morning, as soon as the Flyer's Game was over I turned off the TV and haven't checked any sports pages, channels, websites, talk shows, etc.....I'm just not ready to read about how 'awesome' Ovechkin is.
I want to focus on bringing my best game, as a fan, tonight for game 7.
And my wife says I get too emotionally involved.....she just doesn't understand that deep down in that place they don't talk about at parties they need me to be there on that couch, they want me on that couch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:01:37 EDT (#)
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no that's lisa. Gnarls is the one with the moustache. Crystle's the frigid one, forensic's the xenophobe, sacrilicious is the angry dyke and ghola's simple_catalyst's kid brother.
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I'm not angry.
GO FLYERS WOO
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:09:24 EDT (#)
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No Fuckin' Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:06:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:04:26 EDT (#)
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darko, make fun of boston one more time and we're not sharing that sleeping bag
and caul, canadians drink piss. If one of our fans allegedly urinated on one, he was probably making an overture for peace.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-22 04:17:08 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, but I don't collect pokémon.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:41:45 EDT (#)
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right.
baseball.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:35:21 EDT (#)
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MY UBERSITE FONT HAS CHANGED TO A BIGGER MORE SQUIGGELY ONE WTF HELP ME
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:31:54 EDT (#)
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ok she fuckabo.
i looked back through her million goddamn camwhores (although i really shouldnt talk since ive camwhored on about 15 straight) and she's not bad lookin. i'd hit it. maybe.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:24:00 EDT (#)
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ah, i remember now.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90545#2063890
good catch dangerman.
didnt she make up for that one with a better one later?
IM GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT KILLS ME UNLESS I FALL ASLEEP FIRST
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:19:28 EDT (#)
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CLEAR!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90545
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:10:59 EDT (#)
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um. i cant keep track of all this shit. everybody is hot on the internet.
does this one have a mustache? somebody needs to clear this up immediately.
lisa is legitimately hot.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:01:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:56:33 EDT (#)
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oh wait, you're hot arent you.
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Isn't this the one that looks like the teenage boy? Cos that one's not hot.
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no that's lisa. Gnarls is the one with the moustache. Crystle's the frigid one, forensic's the xenophobe, sacrilicious is the angry dyke and ghola's simple_catalyst's kid brother.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:57:57 EDT (#)
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I just had the best cup of Ramen noodles of my life. 39 cents has never been so well spent.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:57:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:56:33 EDT (#)
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oh wait, you're hot arent you.
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Isn't this the one that looks like the teenage boy? Cos that one's not hot.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:56:33 EDT (#)
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oh wait, you're hot arent you. +2.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:55:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:55:18 EDT (#)
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lisa, that's an art, not a sport.
this post was like brushing my teeth with concertina wire
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:18:41 EDT (#)
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Cum guzzling?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:36:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:26:18 EDT (#)
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It is alright, the Rangers are taking the East any way
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i would agree with this :-/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:30:25 EDT (#)
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i'm not comparing anything. just proving this kind of shit happens everywhere.
but sore losers look for excuses, the most common one being "Omg french ppl are dumb!"
it's just sport. the majority of those players are eastern europeans with weird names. breathe.
Submitted by R0usseau (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:26:18 EDT (#)
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It is alright, the Rangers are taking the East any way. Go Hank for Vezina, even though Nabakov is gonna get it.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:21:33 EDT (#)
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Quebec needs to die in a fire.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:21:04 EDT (#)
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Caul, you're not going to get anywhere comparing montreal to boston here, I hope montreal is much much better.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:19:42 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, i cant be bothered to find the links, but in boston, a guy peed on a group of habs fans. then a lone montreal fan, got his head kicked against the curb by a mob and almost died after saying he didn't want any trouble. i think another one got stabbed.
combine a lot of booze with large celebrating crowds ANYWHERE and there is gonna be shit.
don't act like this is a 'montreal thing' and like this is harlem. this city is safer than any US city by far so sorry for your jersey...next time don't hang out in shitty places called plainly 'restaurant' where street hookers take their coffee.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:14:06 EDT (#)
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all i could hear on tv was cheering during the US anthem. it must ve been a few sections fucking around and you probably think this is ground for war.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:43:52 EDT (#)
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i like how they booed the American anthem. real classy. the next ice age can't come quick enough.
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people will find any excuse at the bell centre to make noise, booing or cheering. it's just partying and so many people take it to heart. "oh noes! people are booing me!" - Matt Serra/Zdeno Chara/American anthem
it's just a fucking song. i don't think americans have any lessons to give in terms of class.
you guys have the most dumbass tourists ever.
and you cry for your anthem. *shakeshead*
p.s. 5-0 HAHAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM SOUR GRAPES?!?!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:01:26 EDT (#)
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Wharz mah bewbz?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:35:22 EDT (#)
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Retarded.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:52:17 EDT (#)
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i went to a place in montreal called "restaurant." i put my b's jacket on a chair and when i got back from the bathroom it was on the floor with a footprint on it. hahaha. later, at my hotel, a guy warned me that i might get stabbed for wearing it and that "i better watch myself."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:46:49 EDT (#)
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i was reading the ads around the rink, and me and my friends were trying to figure out what kind of games playstation.ca put out. we decided extreme curling, grand theft lumber mill, and ultimate flapjacks.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:46:28 EDT (#)
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pen_name, you expected different from the fans that gave us http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/ce/multi/0,1329,5319258_60,00.html ?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:43:52 EDT (#)
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i like how they booed the American anthem. real classy. the next ice age can't come quick enough.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-21 23:24:27 EDT (#)
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needed the full habeeb treatment showing boston getting fucked over.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-21 22:51:54 EDT (#)
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I remember you, we met in gabbly and you always seemed to be bitchy.
Damn canadians