He can do it!!! (446 hits)
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Submitted by Tesla (View user info) at 2008-04-22 00:25:54 EDT
What exactly is it that Obama can do....
Obama can lift an adolescent black bear clean over his head
...and that is with his knees locked.
Hillary Clinton can't lift an platypus over her head without pulling a disk
Obama once threw a platypus over a mountain top in Western Pennsylvania
...and they had to import that platypus.
It was in no way native to that region.
Obama consistently beats Jackie Joyner-Kersee in foot races and hurtling events
John McCain can't beat Jesus Christ in a foot race and he was historically lacking in hamstring power and stamina.
Emperor Nero meticulously catalogued Jesus's shortcomings in his letters to the Roman consulate
That's were I got that information
Obama can also hypno-rock the middle east into falling in line the likes of which haven't been seen since Richard the Lionheart
Clinton and McCain will probably trip on a lime stone and fall head first into a sand dune then get laughed back to Israel
Can you imagine turning on the news and instead of seeing economic deprivation, inhumane acts of violence, and catastrophic environmental meltdowns....
you see Obama playing tennis with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, gas is 30 cents a gallon, rainbows now give candy, and to stimulate the economy a universal Rolls-Royce program is instated!
The national debt falls to zero and you land more pussy than the captain of the football team!
Vote Obama in PA and in November!
Yes!
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User Reviews
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-23 16:40:43 EDT (#)
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Richard the Lionheart's crusade could be called a draw -- and that's stretching it.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:50:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:55:28 EDT (#)
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I almost started a legitimate post tonight about who will win. I have seen this, and decided to wait for something better to come to mind.
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What happened to the political posts on Uber? I remember the hate that would ooze from my monitor from those on the left and right.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:01:29 EDT (#)
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holy fuck, an imported platypus?????????? that's major.
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Damn NAFTA!!
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-04-22 07:30:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 05:33:17 EDT (#)
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ashy nigger
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God Bless this nation. The future looks so bright
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 06:59:43 EDT (#)
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i fucking knew something was up....he's wearing 'The One Ring'
that cheating rat bastard!
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 05:33:17 EDT (#)
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ashy nigger
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 04:59:11 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114817
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-04-22 04:51:24 EDT (#)
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Chlamydia or genital warts. Which would you prefer?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-22 03:01:29 EDT (#)
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holy fuck, an imported platypus?????????? that's major.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:56:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:36:26 EDT (#)
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I read it this time and liked the ending.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-04-22 02:20:24 EDT (#)
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Trust me I have been watching various news outlets for weeks.
This post is more informative than those.
Plus 80 percent of people on uber are republicans which astounds me
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:55:28 EDT (#)
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I almost started a legitimate post tonight about who will win. I have seen this, and decided to wait for something better to come to mind.
Submitted by stinkfish (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:33:16 EDT (#)
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Your mom's asshole voted for Reagan...
that's why I wore a rosary when I ate it
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-22 01:30:43 EDT (#)
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BOO!
UNFUNNY POLITICAL POST BOO!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:44:57 EDT (#)
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This reads like a rip battle
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:40:53 EDT (#)
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I like where your head is at.
This post, however, stunk like shlongy's crotch in a thai whorehouse.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:36:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 00:35:22 EDT (#)
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Retarded.