Jerkin Off Isn't Just Fun.... (761 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.69 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sticky Palmed Mud (View user info) at 2008-04-22 08:19:47 EDT
...it's good for your health and prevents cancer too!
I fucking knew I had righteous reasons for my years of auto manipulation.
Beat THAT!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/20080421/co_po/masturbationmaypreventprostatecancer
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:44:46 EDT (#)
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Five seconds after that picture was taken, the rabid cat in the front leapt on the photographer and ripped out his throat, then dragged him off to a cave to be slowly devoured.
As Steve Irwin would have said, "Crikey, that's a roight evil-lookin' cat you got there!"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:35:49 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-22 22:09:58 EDT (#)
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GO FLYERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:22:12 EDT (#)
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My God, that's awful.
What a terrible sin.
You must have survived through such trauma.
You really SHOULD get in touch with a dermatologist mate.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:20:50 EDT (#)
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I don't have a dermatologist or a mother.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:06:22 EDT (#)
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Titus- If I want to hear what you have to say, I'll just go ask your dermatologist, you fucking douche.
Or, your mom, after she finishes blowing me.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:05:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:04:01 EDT (#)
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Well, if this is the case, I'll be cancer free until the year 2097.
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should be more concerned about lung cancer from all that cock you smoked back in the day
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:04:01 EDT (#)
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Well, if this is the case, I'll be cancer free until the year 2097.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:58:45 EDT (#)
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i hope this is true, i saw it earlier
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:13:51 EDT (#)
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Hey I have some jeans like those.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:13:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-22 07:58:57 CDT (#)
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My own empirical research has proved you dont go blind
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But what do your hands look like, palmsnothairy?
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mine look fine but then again my vision isn't that great
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:13:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-22 07:58:57 CDT (#)
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My own empirical research has proved you dont go blind
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But what do your hands look like, palmsnothairy?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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Hooray Masturbation!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:59:30 EDT (#)
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Remember Joycelyn Elders? She was the Surgeon General that Bill Clinton shitcanned because she advocated teaching masturbation in schools as a safe and healthy alternative to teen sex.
Oh yeah. That makes a whole lot of sense. Let the girls get knocked up, spread some herpes and chlamydia around, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD, DON'T DISCUSS MASTURBATION WITH THEM COZ THAT DONE BE A SIN!
Abstinence?! Don't make me laugh. Yeah, teaching abstinence as an alternative to teen sex has REALLY worked out well dontcha think?
Something else. I love how the HPV vaccine was protested because administering a shot that protects against cervical cancer (caused by the Human Papilloma virus) would encourage girls to be promiscuous.
People are stupid and flat out insane.
I don't get how administering a vaccine that will help protect females from developing cervical cancer will encourage teenage girls to go out and screw every boy they see.
Asswipes.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:58:57 EDT (#)
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My own empirical research has proved you dont go blind
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:38:00 EDT (#)
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Well, he's just so damn cute.
Although my hands are too large and clumsy. Sometimes its like milking a ferret with clown gloves on :o(
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:34:00 EDT (#)
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yes, I imagine you spend a lot of time with the little fella, FJ
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:28:11 EDT (#)
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To be honest I couldn't leave the little guy alone if it CAUSED cancer.
Giggidy-giddidy-goooo...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:27:22 EDT (#)
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you needed justification?
I figured I'd just do it and sooner or later everyone would just nod their heads and understand that it was the right thing to do
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:25:02 EDT (#)
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Finally, the justification I need to constantly burp the worm!!!