Birth of the Good Ship Venus Party: an historic day! (244 hits)
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Submitted by shandythedog (View user info) at 2008-04-22 08:58:42 EDT
Previously titled: Forrget explaicity sexual dating website, stevo needs a hobby! (or, the birth of the Good Ship Venus Party. note lto self look into 'Venus'
stevo needs a hobby
an interest
letter to rudd re. stfuu about 20/20, ie what the fuck happened to all the written public sumbissions that were called for??????? u gCW;BR I HAVEN'T HEARD THEM METIONED YOU CUNT
my second in command dr pussy will be around to give you an anal rogering that will wipe that smirk off your face my lad!
or i might even see if i can round up that old hasbeen apullo!
he could probabl6 magnage to rub his falcic bellyand smelly english balls all over your poink likttle face you cunt!
whaat about the public submisions now, you little cunt!
[note, prepare an illistrated comic version of the above as press release on you-tube!!!
[captain shandy sits on the brig, making glorius love to julia fillard who is all oiled up and naked, the sun catchy her loverly red pubes to advantage, etc
rudd is chained on hands and kness,
the charges are read
dr upspy and a;uple get to work on him
the nation rise up as one!
WHAT ABOUT OUR FUCKUING SUBMISSIONS, YOU CUNT!
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 08:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The women on those things do put out, but they're either fat, wrinkled, or both. You're better off just seeing a hooker, they'll be a lot prettier and probably cleaner.
i can cope with fat and wrinkled, if they are NICE
and not too smelly
a bit smelly here and there is o,k
in fact, the stink of cunt can of course be quite apherocicisldaly
the toher great point here concerns the usaul stuff: don't want to be GOOD and sex, want to be GOOD at sex. as in nice at sex. not good at it. but of course that's not entriely true. aslo want ot be good at it. jnote parraleles with wriging and tryikg to be 'creative' . with SHWOING OFF
the main point seems to be something aboujt doing things that you enjoy because you enuoy them, not for the status they bring
which is proably not so easy as it sounds, given our societies obsession with status and the huge stagus you can get by rooting millions of women or being an artist or rich or clver etc
nvertheless! that is waht we strive for abourd the Good Ship Venus
the Good Ship Venus Party
we need a you tube animator of the callibre of the Harry Potter puppets' caliber
can't be too hard.
"last week on the good ship venus:
captain shandy was enraged by rudd's performance over the vital issue of the PUPLIC SUBMISSION FIASCO which was compleley overlooked by the mainstreat media.
sick, as were his shipmates, of writing well reasoned and thojugvyrufdly lewters to the minister and the editor, only to receive literally INANE re;iilies (boit to self, check meaning of INANW) the crew became fired up
dr pussy wanted to burn the ship to ashes, so infuriated was he by the lack of action from the wise and patient 'Old Man'. (as Captain Shandy was oten referred to by his youthful and reverential crew)
apullo was still in teh corner blubbering because he never got to suck osama's nob
the black sheep was stubmling around in his thongs ina drugged confusion looking for his power aid grubby old cooler
mr ed the talking horse was dreaming about sitting naked in apres ski hotsprings in japan, but nevertheless seemed to exert a calming effect on dr pussy
reason prevailed, and with Captain Shandy's steady hand on the tiller, his whiskcy bottle safely tucked away in the safe, his public speaking course progressing triupmphanfy, the Good Ship Venus Party set sail towards the Lodge in canberra, ready to inact the plan which clumilkinated as per the descrbitiopnion abovbe.
this week,
mr ed the talking horse attends a press conference as a representative of the Good Ship Venus party, armed with eth following questeions
(this would be presented in puppet form, of course. although, perhaps given enough beta blockers the talking horse might go and perform the feat in reality. or perhaps two people could peform the feat, hidden inside a talking horse costume!
the talking horse, of course, emablaxoned with the good ship venus youtube www adress of course
anway, steve should get a hobby
soime thing lyou like to do because ou enljoy it.
NOTE: don't worry too much about the fucking website. Just a nice into blub, and then pbulcihs the complete manifesto in bascailly the currenty form, after to editiing by ddr pussy and talking house and additions by who wever wi shes to do so. (although any deletions of The Old Man's Words must of course be subject to his final authority on the matter)
So, website is easy. A couple of intro pages, then a link to the complete mainfesto, in basically it's current disorders form.
The couple of intor pages shoud be enough to convey main points to anyone normal, and other cunts can try to read the manifesto if they wish
OUR MAIN THRUST WILL BE THE YOU TUBE PUPPET CHARATECTS ON BOARD THE GOOD SHIP VENUS PARTY, bumrooting rudd, asking him what casued the great depression, about public transport, about reduced working hours, about the mysterious fucking economy, etc etc
Presneted in an amunkg and adventouour manner, as per the seminal gtclh
The puppet sytle being very suited to our fundamental, clever sort of questions.
And the gross obsentiyt and swearing and other creativde amusing carrying on will distinguish us from normal political parties!
who knows, perhaps even wiggles might turn up to peddlie his shit machines, the giraffe could be dean martin, anthing is possible
Now I will go and smoke the reamineder of my emeergacy supply of crubms of leaf, and investiageate 'VENUS' in my cnotinuednoble question for pooiclical and sexual freeeom!
note, another possible name:
should the good ship venus party fall thorugh
or
possibly!!!!!
an affiliated party!!!!!!
a network of affiliated parties!!!
The Amateur Party - sensible, appealing to intelligent 'good' people etc
The Good Ship Venus Party - appealing to people who like south park and harry potter finger puppets etc and who like swearing
etc etc
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Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:58:01 EDT (#)
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i have just made an amazkng ubersite discovery:
bobo gets advertismeents on his screen, Captain Shandy does not
presumably that CUNT BART showing preferential treatment for shandythedog
still, who can blame him.
the Old Man is a visionary
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:53:58 EDT (#)
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bobo the clown to the rescue!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:46:27 EDT (#)
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I din't read it but i DID start laughing just scrolling over it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:44:47 EDT (#)
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didn't read it
i'm not the only 1, don't worry
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:31:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:20:03 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry you quoted Titus?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:05:07 EDT (#)
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All this revolutionary ideology doesn't sate my need for a beuracratic autocracy one bit!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:04:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 09:01:40 EDT (#)
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