Words of advice (807 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: 0.66 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Emperor Titus (View user info) at 2008-04-22 10:14:44 EDT
Again, sorry for the first effort, it was really lame...
This is about getting your boyfriend's dick in your mouth. Going and renting the cheapest motel that they will give you. Filling it with gay porn, which seems to be getting cheaper at the moment. Packing a bunch of fudge. Filling your ass with some cock. And a dildo and maybe a little vibrator you got given for Christmas by daddy when you were twelve and you kept it. Getting in the car, driving like your fucking erection on it. "Hard, hard, get hard!" you scream at your flaccid member. And you keep touching and you keep rubbing until you're chafed and raw. Then, you leave the vibrator on, so when the coppers fucking rape your prone corpse, your cock is stone cold limp. And you've got all your semen still in your balls and you take it and your batch rag and your gay porn. And you keep walking west, until you fall into a cactus. And that is exactly where you want to be.
Then some Native Americans rape you and give you AIDS, so it goes.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got something to tell you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the funny?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-22 21:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-22 20:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 19:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Different day Doodles, different post.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-22 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't we already do this yesterday?
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Infinitely less-painful to read.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As gay as it gets
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1202244972644417379
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's better.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-22 13:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-04-22 12:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stream of eroticonciousness.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys should get a room, or a tent or something. Just fuck each other already and be done with it.
Titus you will have to be the bitch though as Hurty doesnt eat meat.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113358#2594405
As gay as it gets.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
burn
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about a tutorial on how to pop pimples?
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliance.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to live with a guy who had Titus as a middle name. He was a cunt too.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
im sorry for myself, hurty
Submitted by jollydodger (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jake Gyllenhaal is a cunt.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:27:26 EDT (#)
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*Hangs head*
Sorry Drake!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Look, when it comes to rape...can you really OVER-do it?
If you're gonna commit to it, you gotta go "whole-hog" so to speak.
Yes, I am officially saying that you can under-rape someone.
and that just shows a lack of committment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comedy.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:24:47 EDT (#)
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the good (not gay) version:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116261
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh come on, 100 odd words and two rapes? That's a pretty good ratio.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
NEEDS MORE RAPE!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This movie lacked buttsex
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOING
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, again, this came from your hard drive. Don't fight it.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a very gay man.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA