this sure woke me up the other day. (272 hits)
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Submitted by dangerdude (View user info) at 2008-04-22 10:16:57 EDT
The other night I was tossing about in bed and I rolled off and bumped my shelves, causing a brick to fall off and land inches from my head. I guess thats gods way of pointing out that he can smite me at any time he chooses so I shouldn't get comfortable.
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-06-27 02:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He, as in "He" should have picked lightening.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is THIS?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep trying...hopefully, after one lands on your skull, it will render you incapable of ever posting again, because you fucking stink.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God works in mysterious ways.
I don't mean that you will do something great with your life now, I mean that He decided to piss off the rest of us.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lucky us...
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was close, hey!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHOA DUDE!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop thinking
and breathing
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shove that brick in your ass. Sideways.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What an incredible post.