Here Are My Expectations For This Post (756 hits)
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Submitted by Not Here For Long (View user info) at 2008-04-22 10:45:38 EDT
1 Rob Berg review stating his 4 vectors of ubersite and how they correlate to God's plan for his life after he leaves his wife for...you guessed it, ubersite.
1 Scourge review telling me that he's not a lipid silo storing 5600 calories in his maw daily after telling me that he's glad I was banned. POOPY HEAD!
1 Caulaincourt review announcing that my company is subpar and our collective fashion sense is beyond reproach.
1 Icarus1987 review stating how white trash it is to be traveling in a cab while in Center Philly, while I'm being a wigger, attending a frat party, and being a trendy goon.
1 Oathmeal comment telling me to hit the gym while trying to convince us all that he's not juicing on the latest horomone (WHAT!).
1 Bart "no comment" followed by a banning of this account.
1 Method comment describing to everyone that the pen cap personality intelligence I had must (clearly) have been upgraded to pencil eraser status.
1 HBTS review detailing how he would sodomize the girl in the middle.
1 Orphelia review promising me a handy and blumpkin.
161 Reviews from random internet Lotharios describing these birds as "ugly."
*For posterity I might add that your demeaning comments on how fat I am may have prompted me to get into shape. I've been vigorously running (up to 3 miles daily now), eating healhty, and working out in the gym. I took before pictures and I will take after pictures which should be in about another month. I've already trimmed considerable weight off of my gut. Feel proud that you caused me to become more physically aware.
Now, since this account will be banned I'll see you guys in a month or two when I feel like it.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:29:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-22 19:31:59 BST (#)
Ranking: -1
Are you even still relevant here?
No? Just checking.
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I hope with all my heart that comment is tongue in cheek.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:27:53 EDT (#)
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1 Orphelia review promising me a handy and blumpkin.
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What is a blumpkin?
Nevermind, you can have one anyday!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:27:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:57:47 BST (#)
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PS. Whatever weight you lost...well, that fat bird in the front apparently found it.
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lol
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-22 19:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Aww Christ...
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-22 18:32:31 EDT (#)
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Hypospadias.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-22 16:38:24 EDT (#)
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this +2 is for TTOM.
But he'll share it with you.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-04-22 15:05:29 EDT (#)
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Ganta Solo chone Wuki, tunko lax yoya won ka yobas gir
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:39:24 EDT (#)
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criticized
once again, I can't spell.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:37:21 EDT (#)
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hmm.. it's probably just the angle making the girl look chubby. You know, a sort of reverse myspace photo thingy.
and "beyond reproach" means it's not awful, unable to be negatively critisized.
I think "reproachful" is what you were going for.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/reproachful
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-22 14:31:59 EDT (#)
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Are you even still relevant here?
No? Just checking.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-22 13:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hardily Har Har.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:49:55 EDT (#)
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I thought we were closer than that Sico?
"random internet Lothario"
BAH!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:46:38 EDT (#)
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You forgot 1 auto +2 from CT
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:36:41 EDT (#)
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both of those girls are right up my alley, especially the chubby one.
p.s. that girls hair is the color of your teeth.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:21:02 EDT (#)
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By the way, driving a cab looks fun - you get to take polaroids with all of your fares. I bet it creeps them out a bit, though.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:19:36 EDT (#)
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Didn't expect that review didja?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:12:54 EDT (#)
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Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back to that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Back here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't say the women were 'ugly' just not my type.
I'm sure they are very smart and have great personalities.
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You assume that women who are very smart and who have great personalities might be caught anywhere within a 20 foot radius of Sicosemen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure both of those chubby chicks looked very svelte, sitting next to you, pal.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wouldn't say the women were 'ugly' just not my type.
I'm sure they are very smart and have great personalities.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:06:37 EDT (#)
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Lostnphound: sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:03:32 EDT (#)
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Oh, for where art thou Simon?
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:03:29 EDT (#)
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The blond in this picture looks like she's about to devour a twinkie.
In other news, you are uncommonly ugly and need to hit the gym ASAP.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 11:03:07 EDT (#)
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hahaha @ shlongy....if only you knew. Shoot me an email, old man. By the way, take a look at GSI and let me know why you didn't buy in when I told you about a month ago :)
I'm off to do some work.
Everyone have a good day.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. Whatever weight you lost...well, that fat bird in the front apparently found it.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:57:21 EDT (#)
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And shlongy? For shame on me.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:56:40 EDT (#)
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Shit, I knew I forgot someone. Muddy, my bad.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:56:34 EDT (#)
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How'd you miss this one?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:54:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:50:51 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:50:50 EDT (#)
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I'll gladly take a fuckface over that clown nose plant you call a face.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:50:23 EDT (#)
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Seriously, Titus, give up.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:48:35 EDT (#)
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later fuckface
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:48:06 EDT (#)
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First post +2.
wasn't terrible.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-22 10:47:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck you're hot.