Uberotica - Sexy Time (790 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2008-04-23 00:18:36 EDT
"Hey ladies, I have a proposition for you. I own a rather large schooner and need some company this weekend. I'd like to take you both out on the boat, prepare a nice dinner for you and enjoy some sailing. What do you say?"
Hugh made the proposal to us Wednesday afternoon. He wanted us to go out with him on Saturday and spend the day with him. He's a nice guy but more importantly he's my rich boss. I know he's married but I'm not opposed to sucking on some old man balls if it might get me somewhere. I think the potential is there too. There are three other employees in the office beside me and Beth and the other three weren't invited. Just us too, the sexy hot twenty year olds.
Beth and I drove to Hugh's house as he'd asked arriving just before noon. We were greeted by the butler and then Hugh joined us in the den. As he gathered the food that his staff had prepared for us his wife walked in and asked him if he had plans for the day.
"Why yes sweetheart, you know those two pretty young girls that work for me?, I'm taking them and only them out on my boat for dinner tonight!"
"Well that's nice honey. Make sure you keep them happy. They're pretty hot girls to be hanging out with an old guy like you."
The three of us got into Hugh's Jaguar and he drove us to the harbor. Giving Beth and me something to carry, he led us to his boat "The Sexy Time". As we stepped aboard Hugh said,
"Now girls, before we depart I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable. If you go below deck into the third room on the right you'll find a gift and I hope you'll accept them and wear them while we're out to sea."
We went to the room and found lying on the bed a dozen roses for each of us and the tiniest little bikinis we'd ever seen. We looked at each other and kind of laughed but after some short consideration decided it was harmless enough to wear the three triangles of clothing he'd provided each of us so we started to undress.
Watching Beth remove her top, then her shorts, then the lacy pink bra she was wearing and finally the lacy thong below I felt myself growing hot. She caught me looking and turned to face me fully nude and asked if I liked what I saw. I took her in, blonde hair, beautiful face, gorgeous collarbones, full round breasts with little pink nipples, slender toned belly, just a landing strip above her bare vagina, and finally two sexy long legs. I took off my clothes slowly, letting her watch and asked of her the same question.
In answer Beth walked over and placed one of her hands on my breast slowly drawing her fingers in to the center until she was lightly pinching my nipple. I might have moaned, I don't know for sure even though I've played the moment in my head several times since. As her hand continued rubbing my breasts she slowly trailed the other down my belly. She briefly played with my navel ring before delicately running her fingers over the lips of my waxed beaver and then she kissed me.
"Oh my god Beth. I really don't want to stop but Hugh will be wondering where we are."
With that Beth flicked both my nipples and pulled away. "That's ok, I was just playing."
Beth put on the "swimsuit" Hugh provided and showed it off to me. The little triangles on her breasts barely covered her nipples and the triangle above her box wasn't even big enough to hide her landing strip. I decided not to wear mine and instead just put on the heels Hugh had included with the suits.
When Beth and I walked out on the deck of The Sexy Time Hugh nearly fell over. "You girls are incredible! June, your suit didn't fit?"
"It fit Hugh but I want to work on my full body tan."
"Ooooh, that's a good idea June. Why didn't you mention it?" Beth removed her own suit and tossed it to Hugh.
Hugh shook his head and I could hear the intake of breath as he stood there raping us with his eyes. "Well ladies, I don't want to feel left out." And with that Hugh removed his robe to reveal that he was already naked beneath it.
I could hear Beth trying to suppress a giggle. I'd hoped that my laughter sounded like a gasp to Hugh cause I couldn't hold it in. Standing before us was our forty something year old boss, receding gray hair, man boobs, rounded port belly, a gray happy trail leading to the smallest little tadger I'd ever seen.
Keeping the possibility of promoting our positions of employment Beth and I walked over to him, fell to our knees and began taking turns on his junk. We had to take turns since there wasn't enough to share. I could hear Hugh's breath growing shallow and faster and finally heard him "gnnnnnnnn ah" and watched as a tiny little spurt of come dribbled out the end of his wee little willy.
Hugh fell to the floor and passed out. I'm sure he's never been satisfied by two sexy women like us and it definitely was the easiest task we'd ever undertaken.
Having dispatched Hugh Beth and I returned our gazes to each other. We soon found ourselves kissing and touching every inch of our young nubile bodies and enjoying every delicious lick exchanged. Hugh started to come to, saw us playing with each other on the deck of his boat and immediately passed out again.
We never did make it out of the harbor that day but Beth and I enjoyed each other immensely. As for Hugh he was so mind blown by the experience that he gave us his company. Beth and I now run the show and have become very successful. We bought a boat and named it Sexy Time II in memorandum of the beginnings of our financial success. My boyfriend refuses to come on the boat with us. He whines and pisses and moans and says that what we did was wrong and disgusting. I'm so hot though that he won't leave me instead he lives with some shame that I, his girl, nailed the old man to get where I am.
Whatever, Beth and I get what we want cause we earn it.
User Reviews
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*drogo, even
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 10:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really? i do try to be subtle, dogo.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJBell is the male me.
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No one would have ever guessed.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJBell is the male me.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ Bell is a polesmoke
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FJ Bell is a polesmoke
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went, I worked, I returned.
I'm off ot work again soon.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmm, nothing gets me going like a well-defined collarbone....
And I have no issue with re-using an old story for a comp - kind of a good idea, actually. +2 for you.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A combination of the below comments :)
Christ I'm lazy
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not to be accusational but did you submit this on literotica or something before? I could swear that I've read this. Regardless, +2 semi chubb at work.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:10:11 EDT (#)
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I do generally spend an hour to write a post like this or any of my other entries. however, i DO have a life outside Uber sooo.... I left early on friday, bailed monday to go play and returned to chaos on tuesday and wednesday. I don't uber at home. i have far better things to do. granted that's all on me but.... I don't think I'm the only one who is aware of the opposite sex and the outside and things that do not involve keyboards and monitors. many of the forfiets I see happen because people just plain run out of time. it happened in contests I've run and others i've seen pop up here and there.
Still, again, I commend you and this contest and while i did repost i didn't forfiet and it IS my own material. i'm not going to complain that I'm not getting a higher rating. it is what it is and i appreciate you running the contest.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, I posted the last lineup monday morning, probably sunday night your time.
Entries due by wednesday midnight your time.
Three clear days.
And you don't have to be genius to see if you are in the next round on the friday.
Ugh, you people...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:24:04 BST (#)
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yes, it's a repost. I thought the deadlines for this entire endeavor just a little aggressive and as such did not find the time to write something new. Still, i enjoyed the contest and like the posts it generated so for my part I say way to go noob, keep on rocking in the free world, or something.
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I am sorry, I write mosts of my posts in around 15 minutes, polishing them takes longer and typing takes hours, I just assumed everyone was much the same.
I know FJ rarely spends more than 30 minutes from start to finish.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aggressive deadlines? Two days? Behave.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116283
Sorry
don't be sorry for that.... it rocks. i was taking the piss out of the person who posted opinion needed or whatever and basically you've taken that another step. nice work hit the showers.
+2 to that.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:24:04 EDT (#)
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yes, it's a repost. I thought the deadlines for this entire endeavor just a little aggressive and as such did not find the time to write something new. Still, i enjoyed the contest and like the posts it generated so for my part I say way to go noob, keep on rocking in the free world, or something.
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:08:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116283
Sorry
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 06:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Re-post. And a lame one at that.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2008-04-23 06:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So I thought this was Uberotica.
Too much bullshit, not enough sex. I mean come on, your pussy ass pretty much skipped the "nitty gritty".
LAME.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-23 04:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I kept reading thinking I had read this before. Hahahaha Still laughed though.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-04-23 02:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"gnnnnnnnn ah"
lol
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-23 02:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 02:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For a noob, who had no idea how to do it and indeed, if anyone would even join it, it did ok.
I am not here to make Uber a better place, just waste time.
There were some really good posts that came out of this contest so I think it went well.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/orphelia/l/uberotica2008
You would be +2ing this if you could http://www.ubersite.com/m/116253#uber_reviews
so the I don't really think, in this case, your opinion is very valid to me. :) <3 lol
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Attention drawn, you had a contest right after another failed contest and didn't attempt to fix anything that the other contest failed at. The concept of the contest wasn't necessarily bad, but it was poorly executed.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
May I draw your attention to the forfeit riddled Ubertines08, run by one of your elite.
It came down to Hurty and the organiser but there was no final. And if they used their last posts ranking Hurty won but nothing even got mentioned. There was never a winner announced, it never finished.
Besides, I have a prize.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I liked it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Considering I haven't even been here a year, it went ok.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:30:16 EDT (#)
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It was a pretty shitty contest. Probably why I liked it so much.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:27:31 EDT (#)
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not your fault, this was a poorly designed and poorly run contest from the start
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 01:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great the first time around though.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110635
Fucking knew it.
I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems like cheating, really. It would have essentially fit, had you actually wrote it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like this is a word for word copy of something else. I'm sure it's nothing, but I could have sworn I've read this before.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:22:36 EDT (#)
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haha, well you know, ran out of time.... fits the bill though doesn't it?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-23 00:20:04 EDT (#)
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I can't shake the feeling that I've read this somewhere.