Me and Hookers! (375 hits)
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Submitted by Traxadron (View user info) at 2008-04-23 07:43:15 EDT
My teenage life was not a sexy one in regards to sexy times others might have had.
So one night, me and a bunch of friends at a glorious age of 16, decided that time has come for us to have some sex. We got on the subway and went to a place where we thought we could score some ass. This took place in 1994, when 42nd st in Manhattan NY was the place to go to get ass, drugs or whatever it was you needed to get from the plethora of pimps and hoes and hustlers.
Full of joy and anxiety we arrived to the damned place, and after a few attempts we found a right man who could deliver the goods!!! YES!!! We were in business!!! Man promised us some good ass and told us he would be back with hoes in 5 minutes. Foolishly, we handed over $250 to this nice black man and waited at the corner as told. It didn't take long to realize we got fucked by some crackhead who found 3 white boys on the strip looking for a good time. Obviously devastated and embarrassed by the whole thing, we tucked our tails in and went back home. I remember coming home in a complete daze, not understating how this could happen. Right away I wanted to get a gun and hunt down the dirty fuck who took our cash, but that was out of the question, since anyone who has ever needed to track down a black man knows, that its almost impossible, for obvious reasons!!! Same goes for Chinese people!!!
My second attempt was a bit more successful. But very dull. It took place in Canada, yes of all places. But the dollar to Canadian dollar ratio worked out pretty well and it seamed to be a better deal than it actually was!!! And the best part was I didnt pay for, compliments of my buddy, who was on the second bed next to me while we were pounding away these Canadian bitches!!!
To be honest, the whole experience sucked ass, I wasn't really into it, and half way through it I started loosing my bonner. I finished soon and went to sleep.
Never again!
Its a lot more satisfying to take a girl out for a nice dinner, buy her flowers and then fuck her at my own place, get some head in the morning and send her on a way home with a promise of a good future together!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-23 19:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What a bumer!!! The same thing hapened to me once!!! Accept I was buying drugs!!! Is that you're shirt she's wearing??? Hokers YAY!!!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:33:19 EDT (#)
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Wow. Sorry about you "loosing your bonner."
There's absolutely nothing worse than a loose bonner.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:29:25 EDT (#)
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How come, if you're 30 now, this sounds like it was written by a 16yo?
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:23:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:54:28 EDT (#)
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didn't read this but everyone else seems to think it sucks
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Ah, Mud that makes you the smart one...because it does suck. A Lot.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:54:28 EDT (#)
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didn't read this but everyone else seems to think it sucks
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I do OK for myself. The only reason why I don't do as well as I should (other 7s and 8s instead of the 5s and 6s I usually get stuck with) is because I have poor self esteem.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:49:54 EDT (#)
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At least he's had sex with something, Titus.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:49:17 EDT (#)
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I'm a bit confused. Are you some sort of dumb faggot?
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:47:18 EDT (#)
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men who have sex with prostitutes are the lowest of the low
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:46:04 EDT (#)
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not understating how this could happen