All In The Family (pt. 2) + Bonus Camwhore Explaining My Actions. (977 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-04-23 07:57:23 EDT
Pt. 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/116151
Joe gasped at the sight of his brother in law at the door and pulled back from his sisters arse which was now slowly oozing cum. Gemma reacted by looking over at her husband with shock in her eyes. The baby slept on.
"Don't worry," chided Pete, "I'm not mad, in fact I thought it was pretty hot. I always wondered what it'd be like to see my wife with another man, and Joe, I'm glad it was you. I mean you guys love each other, but could never be together in the same way that we are as a married couple, you know?"
"Uh, I suppose so," muttered Joe, feeling his nakedness as well as Pete's eyes roving over him.
"Come on then, let's go through to the bedroom." said Pete, leading the way through.
Joe cast a look at his sister and raised his shoulders. Gemma was feeling rampant now and reached over to stroke his prick.
"Come on, it'll be fun!"
They walked through to the bedroom, Gemma still gently tugging on his now hard prick and arrived to see Pete pulling off the rest of his clothes. His body was toned from a combination of the gym and a decade spend in the army. Joe felt a bit flabby in comparison, but not ashamed; he had looked after himself too, just been busy on account of having to work for his money.
During his second tour of duty in the (original and best) Gulf War, Pete had been involved in a mine sweeping mission. His platoon had come under enemy fire and they'd been forced to crawl through a mine-field in order to survive. Pete had been unlucky and lost his left hand just below the wrist his left leg, slightly above the knee. Though still a strong man, Pete had found it difficult to get work and had lived handsomely off the massive payout the armed forces had given him.
This was one of the first times Joe had seen him without his prosthetic limbs on; Pete was now fully nude. Gemma walked over beside him and stripped off, beckoning for her brother to remove his shirt and socks. Joe did so and joined the couple who were kissing and caressing each other with marital tenderness.
"Shall we lie down?" suggested Gemma coquettishly.
They lay together, with Joe behind his sister, his cock nestling into the small of her back. Pete was in front, caressing her milk full breasts with tongue and remaining hand. His stump was lightly rubbing her clitoris in circular motions which made her groan with delight.
"I know you're too sore for me to fuck your cunt with my cock, but I've got something much softer," Pete grunted. He broke away from her and left the room. Joe took the opportunity to slide back into her rear-end and she gasped with pleasure and surprise having her brother's stiff cock in her once again. Rhythmically they ground together on the bed as Pete re-entered holding what was left of the chicken.
Gemma looked up at her husband as he broke off one of the legs of the chicken from the carcass and walked towards the bed.
"Nice stroke Pete," he admired, "Keep it up buddy!"
Pete said nothing in reply, preferring to concentrate on not blowing his load too quickly, intrigued to see what Pete was going to do. Pete lay back down on the bed, his hard cock in his wifes mouth, his eager hands holding the chicken close to her dripping pussy.
"If it hurts I'll stop baby." But Gemma couldn't answer, her mouth was full of his pulsing cock. Slowly, almost methodically, Pete started to fuck her cunt with the chicken leg, timing each stroke with Joe's thrusting member. Pieces of the chicken started to flake off as the fucking got more and more heated. Pete could feel he was about to cum, he could sense the same in Gemma and knew that Joe wasn't far off either.
He thrust the chicken leg deep into his wife and at the same time rubbed Joe's asshole with his stump. Abandoning the chicken, leaving just the bone poking out of her pussy he grasped Joe's balls firmly with his hand, thrusting his stump as far as he could into Joe's ass. As he saw his wife's pussy quiver with a powerful orgasm he let fly his own load into her mouth. Joe came at practically the same moment and they all lay exhausted, but still mostly attached.
After a few minutes, Pete eased himself up on one elbow and slowly pulled the chicken leg from his wife's cunt. The flesh was still inside her pussy and the bone came out smoothly. Joe withdrew his rapidly softening cock from her asshole and looked over at Pete, who pointed to her pussy.
"Eat." He commanded.
To be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2008-04-25 14:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is wrong, but if I pretend Joe is like their neighbour or something, this story is a lot less creepy and a lot more erotic....
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am enjoying this series
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-24 02:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-04-23 20:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me guess. Part three will involve Pete shoving his leg stump up Joe's ass (still without any lube). Then, four weeks later, Gemma lays a chicken egg.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:41:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Joe took the opportunity to slide back into her rear-end"
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That really made me laugh
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the facial expression.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-23 12:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
somebody open a window it fucking stinks in here
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-23 12:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I warned you.
Happiness about my new apartment absorbs some of the blow, however.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All you seem to be missing is the Banjo Hurty.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my day has been ruined
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-23 11:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more bonkeye
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG Where was Archie Bunker in all of this???! WATCHING??? FILMING??? SERVING TEA????!!!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh dear... Beetlejuice, Jack Nicholson after he's gone crazy in the Shining and Cmdr Riker from Star Trek when he's got a beard have all mated and produced you. As a result, you're not right in the head, they've dressed you up in a Mickey Mouse t-shirt and given you internet access from the special ward.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:09:01 EDT (#)
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andylreid.at.gmail.com
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:06:12 EDT (#)
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Sure, what's your email address?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:03:28 EDT (#)
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Dude, could you hook me up with a Hitler LOL one? I'm not sure that this other place has taken me seriously, my e-mail has gone un-replied for about 5 days now.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to camwhore in an Ubersite tee-shirt, but I decided that was a tad too fanatical. I still might have one saysing:
"Uber Boob"
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:06:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, and on the fleeces with wolves and shit embroidered on them? Yeah, I found a company that will embroider anything you want on to it. I'm gonna get one with a picture of Hitler with the caption 'LOL' underneath it.
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A member of my family owns a company that does that. They also embroider anything you want on what ever you want. I have some crazy tee-shirts and clothes. Stupid hats are my favourite.
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-04-23 10:00:11 EDT (#)
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Just joshing with you, i actually found it amusing. But still you should never disagree with me, ever!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:58:52 EDT (#)
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I disagree with you to be honest, it's just an imagination. It might be a bit fucked up and perverted, but at least it's creative.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:58:20 EDT (#)
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you're aging fast
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:57:43 EDT (#)
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am not laying any blame, am just saying, you are not right, as in wrong, in the head.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOING
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:57:17 EDT (#)
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Only, I came up with it and wrote it and everything, he just wanted to read something horrible. What's more disturbing, I should imagine, is that I've actually seen videos of everything I've mentioned in this series so far; and worse.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:56:02 EDT (#)
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Here, don't blame me for this, it was all Berty's idea!
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:55:13 EDT (#)
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You my friend, are not right.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:46:08 EDT (#)
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1. stumps
2. incest
3. chicken penetration
4. Buttsecks
about par for an ubersite list of ingredents.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-23 14:19:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 1
ya look like jim from taxi
or
christopher loyd
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I'll take that. When I sport my mohawk (for coolness in the summer months) I've been told, and I quote,
"You're like an un-sexier version of De Niro in Taxi Driver"
I was told this right before I went with a friend to the pub. This is the same friend who used to frighted men she bedded with the threat of a strap-on, said she liked to see them squirm. One drunken evening one thing led to another and she threatened me with it. I said "Go on then." but she was bluffing. The whore.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ya look like jim from taxi
or
christopher loyd
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmm Chicken
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Unicorn Power shirt: http://pbfcomics.com/things.php?link=shirts
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god, I have a tshirt with a unicorn on it, prancing in front of a rainbow.
That tshirt deserves its own post.
Titus dreams of owning tshirts like that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:06:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, and on the fleeces with wolves and shit embroidered on them? Yeah, I found a company that will embroider anything you want on to it. I'm gonna get one with a picture of Hitler with the caption 'LOL' underneath it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:01:48 EDT (#)
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I swapped it for a 'Unicorn Power' one with my friend. He's dead now. I wonder what happened to my shirt.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 09:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. My. God. That t shirt couldn't be more gay if it were married to Elton John and had an affair with Dale Winton. Seriously.
I want it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My Micky Mouse shirt rules the roost: http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=photo21kc0.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aggressive deadlines. lol.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I worry that I ate my soup just fine reading this.
I have a Mickey Mouse t shirt I always feel slightly retarded wearing it, like I am comparable to people who wear fleeces with wolves or dolphins on them.
That bedframe is so 80's it matches your woodchip.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HBTC = HurtByTheClean
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:38:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice woman decor iron frame bed, you pansy. I think you are confusing puffy eyes with multi-directional bonk eye (singular). Also, you are one unkempt looking mother fucker. It wouldn't hurt for you to wash your hair every month (or preferably more frequently).
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It came with the flat. And I'll have you know that the 'unkempt' look is highly cool right now. Highly. It's not that I can't afford shampoo, honest guv'nor!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice woman decor iron frame bed, you pansy. I think you are confusing puffy eyes with multi-directional bonk eye (singular). Also, you are one unkempt looking mother fucker. It wouldn't hurt for you to wash your hair every month (or preferably more frequently).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:22:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh there's a whole host of new elements I want to bring to this charming fairy tale.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really.......it gets worse? I mean.....How?
In all seriousness where can you go with this. The thing with the eating the chicken I think was the first thing on uber to genuinely make me retch. Well done you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well my piratey friend, I can certainly promise worse.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all so horrible I can't do anything but 2+ someone who has the ability to think up this kind of shit.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 08:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think whats more concerning than you bonk eyes is your ever enlarging jaw line
seriously....get that shit sorted
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:59:09 EDT (#)
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I'm thin and gorgeous thanks Oathy.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 07:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a fat, sad little man you are. You deserve only my pity.