I need attention (660 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.45 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Titus (View user info) at 2008-04-23 13:21:03 EDT
How do I get more attention on this site?
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-26 19:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
commit suicide then not tell us about it
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-23 16:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submit a video of yourself pissing into a cup and then injecting it into your arm.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-23 16:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
u r a doll
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/cob77
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More attention? Piss off Method.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You could start by showing your hole to Shlongy and letting him slather it all over with chocomut ice creams. Then create an ultimate MS Paint tapestry commemorating the little-man love that you just experienced, and post that. Follow it up with a rousing tale of how you effectively licked a bum's ass while on call as a lameass costumed performer, and how you later met up with a J-Date girl, had a bad date, and didn't score. Then, cover one of the shitty song parodies I've written here and post that. Then convince ghola to camwhore and send it to you, post as her, and rake in Liek 1,000,000 Hits. Finally, pretend to hit on a 16 year old/threaten a government official/crumple someone during a fit of roidrage/post some redhead nudes but really post a picture of that fucking rabbit and let the good times roll.
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Best Review EVER. And I mean EVER. Not just like today, but of all time. Ok , of all "Uber" time, but you get my drift.
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Time is time, Uber or no.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caul i tried to show a friend cob77 but i couldnt find it. can you plz provide a link? thanks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cob77
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-23 15:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You could start by showing your hole to Shlongy and letting him slather it all over with chocomut ice creams. Then create an ultimate MS Paint tapestry commemorating the little-man love that you just experienced, and post that. Follow it up with a rousing tale of how you effectively licked a bum's ass while on call as a lameass costumed performer, and how you later met up with a J-Date girl, had a bad date, and didn't score. Then, cover one of the shitty song parodies I've written here and post that. Then convince ghola to camwhore and send it to you, post as her, and rake in Liek 1,000,000 Hits. Finally, pretend to hit on a 16 year old/threaten a government official/crumple someone during a fit of roidrage/post some redhead nudes but really post a picture of that fucking rabbit and let the good times roll.
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Best Review EVER. And I mean EVER. Not just like today, but of all time. Ok , of all "Uber" time, but you get my drift.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-04-23 14:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Self-immolation
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-23 14:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your mom's hole.
I forget what it looked like.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-23 14:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The answer to your question is to stop being a fucking faggot.
Clearly, such a task would be impossible for you and is way beyond your means of comprehension. I would suggest you find another forum to disperse your literary diarrhea.
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already came from a place like that, in fact, that was how I heard of this place. They said it was more of an intellectual forum than from where I came, and that sounded good because I was too smart for my old forum.
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The answer to your question is to stop being a fucking faggot.
Clearly, such a task would be impossible for you and is way beyond your means of comprehension. I would suggest you find another forum to disperse your literary diarrhea.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently I'm supposed to make posts that entertain, but that's not really my style.
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damn flamboyant alters. GTFO
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretend to hit on a 16 year old/threaten a government official/crumple someone during a fit of roidrage
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these are all very good suggestions but I don't really feel like getting v& over shenanigans
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
only thing you're pulling is your little pud, spanky
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you could always put a sock over your penis and take a picture to post on Ubersite.
Worked for me.
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don't do this, it barely shows up on the screen
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Get off my penis BAMF before I pull rank and beat your e-ass senseless.
Submitted by Titus (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently I'm supposed to make posts that entertain, but that's not really my style.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You could start by showing your hole to Shlongy and letting him slather it all over with chocomut ice creams. Then create an ultimate MS Paint tapestry commemorating the little-man love that you just experienced, and post that. Follow it up with a rousing tale of how you effectively licked a bum's ass while on call as a lameass costumed performer, and how you later met up with a J-Date girl, had a bad date, and didn't score. Then, cover one of the shitty song parodies I've written here and post that. Then convince ghola to camwhore and send it to you, post as her, and rake in Liek 1,000,000 Hits. Finally, pretend to hit on a 16 year old/threaten a government official/crumple someone during a fit of roidrage/post some redhead nudes but really post a picture of that fucking rabbit and let the good times roll.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretend you're a female user and:
- post a picture of boobs
- take a moral high ground on every issue and soapbox it
- act as if you're better than all the other uber women
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you could always put a sock over your penis and take a picture to post on Ubersite.
Worked for me.
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don't do this, it barely shows up on the screen
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have someone use their work servers to randomly hit your posts hundreds of times a day until you reach the MVA
draw an awesome picture in Photoshop and the tell everyone you did it in paint
add 'thefiend' to the end of your name
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you could always put a sock over your penis and take a picture to post on Ubersite.
Worked for me.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boobs
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
start a series where you interview different popular uberites
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
date another user and break up with her via post
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop sucking ass
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-23 13:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cob77