Uberotica 08': Late and still NSFW (2176 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.29 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-04-24 01:04:27 EDT
Doctor, my other half doesn't know I'm pregnant.
They will eventually. If they don't know now, they'll have a huge suprise in a few months.
That is so not funny.
Not to you.
Aren't you supposed to be treating my mental ills and anguish?
What's life if you can't have a little fun? Anyway, what brings you in today.
Have you not been listening to my pregnancy issue here?
Well, what are you going to do about it?
I was coming to you for advice.
You know how much I hate doing my job.
You know I'm paying you, right?
Well, now I feel like a whore.
I hate you so much right now. Fix my problem with my baby. Now.
Fine. I've been seeing you for years now, and I know that you're probably going to keep it. Eventually you'll slip, and then the secret will be out, and your partner will possibly ruin what you have together. You need to talk now while you still can. Not nessisarily today, but soon.
What if it doesn't work out?
Send the better half my way for private therapy, come in for couples therapy, see me about child therapy sessions, and make sure to do what I tell you. It'll be alright.
You jerk, you just want to quadruple your pay.
Must be the hormones talking.
What was that?
You ever going to let her know it's mine?
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-25 21:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CobyLlamar (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 pairs of boobs.
Any chick who eats surf AND turf is cool with me.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-24 15:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture...yum. Wow.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
back again, just as good
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I printed a copy out to keep in my wallet.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
gotta love a post that I come back to 10 times in one day just to look at the picture and zone out for a minute.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovin' Spoonful +2
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Something about the picture doesnt seem right to me, but it still contains naked women so I cant really complain.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:08:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen.
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They look cold to me.
:)
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hell theres enough of me to go around I could warm the both of them...
and you!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just kidding
i fuckin love steak
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:08:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
that is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen.
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They look cold to me.
:)
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i like this but my only chance of winning this highly important contest is to negatively rate your submission.
this is not a reflection of what I think of you as a person
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 08:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-24 07:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-24 05:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I'm tired and horny.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 04:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexual
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-04-24 03:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is probably the most erotic piece of lesbian anything I have ever seen.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-24 02:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gollygoshgirl (user info) at 2008-04-24 01:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fake books *thumbs down*
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-24 01:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
They look too hot to be lesbians
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-24 01:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they look so happy