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SPT: UDS = Uber Delivery Service (713 hits)

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Rating: 1.2 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Real Planet: Accept No Substitutes (View user info) at 2008-04-24 11:53:46 EDT


The only box that shlongy doesnt want on his face...

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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2008-06-04 12:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 13:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whore!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-25 21:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by clumeister84 (user info) at 2008-04-25 20:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, hello customer service?

Yeah we're fresh out of Really Attractive Penis Extenders here...

could you send out another 120 pounds pronto?

:)

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-25 08:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Man, that's good shit.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 03:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahahahahahaha.

:) <3

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-25 01:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


heh.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-04-24 23:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I wonder how they get so much rape into such a small box.


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-24 20:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-04-24 17:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want a double order of rape

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-24 16:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-24 14:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by loki424 (user info) at 2008-04-24 13:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The worst part of rape is cleaning up all the packing peanuts.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ubmitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The street value of 40lbs of Rape varies with what it's cut with.

The low grade shit is mixed 70/30 with Heavy Petting, where as the top dollar comes from a blend of Rape,incest, and video tape.
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I'm sure it would also depend what area of the country you're in.

alabama for instance, a pound of rape would be much less costly than say washington DC
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But in alabama, it's harder to get them to deal outside the family.

Very un-trusting in Alabam!
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then again the ease of availability (e.g. cousins) I think would drive prices down.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ubmitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The street value of 40lbs of Rape varies with what it's cut with.

The low grade shit is mixed 70/30 with Heavy Petting, where as the top dollar comes from a blend of Rape,incest, and video tape.
============================
I'm sure it would also depend what area of the country you're in.

alabama for instance, a pound of rape would be much less costly than say washington DC
------------
But in alabama, it's harder to get them to deal outside the family.

Very un-trusting in Alabam!

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The street value of 40lbs of Rape varies with what it's cut with.

The low grade shit is mixed 70/30 with Heavy Petting, where as the top dollar comes from a blend of Rape,incest, and video tape.
============================
I'm sure it would also depend what area of the country you're in.

alabama for instance, a pound of rape would be much less costly than say washington DC

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The street value of 40lbs of Rape varies with what it's cut with.

The low grade shit is mixed 70/30 with Heavy Petting, where as the top dollar comes from a blend of Rape,incest, and video tape.


Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SPT + rape delivery



Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

40 pounds of rape will easily feed a family of 4 for at least a week.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I wonder what the street value is for a pound of rape?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more r.....nevermind.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's a lot of rape.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chucklage, here.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Its Thursday, this was shit...+2

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Only uber veterans and elite can properly pull it off though.
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point well taken

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stellar.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe its "Good For You"??

Open the Box!

Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Only uber veterans and elite can properly pull it off though.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its SPT, I thought I would post some shit.

did I not understand the acronym?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-04-24 12:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

does 'GFY' mean 'gay for you' ?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-24 11:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GFY


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