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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-04-25 01:31:22 EDT
1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
4. What is your purpose in life?
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:54:21 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I dunno. This isn't something I go through a lot.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Alarm systems for residential facilities. I've always felt that's just a fear factor sort of item to have.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
About a week ago. I went through the wrong channels of disposing of damaged items at work. I felt really bad for about two days afterward.
4. What is your purpose in life?
To remind people that are open about being raped that they have been raped, generally in the most hilarious of ways. Oh wait, that's ubersite.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
It'd basically be like Garden State, except I'm really really happy. I want Marlon Brando.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-27 12:51:58 EDT (#)
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Thank you. Between the excruciatingly slow pace, the one-note piano score, the overly fraught dialogue, the unsympathetic characters, and the utter pointlessness of the story, it was pretty much unwatchable. The only thing I liked about it was the art direction.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-26 10:00:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:46:02 EDT (#)
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Addendum: The movie of my life would be SECOND most boring movie ever made, after Stanley Kubrick's final abomination "Eyes Wide Shut."
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It's pretty rare that a movie is so bad that I regret watching it. That movie was so pointless and terrible, that when the credits rolled after THREE HOURS, I actually got angry. I suppose it had something to do with the expectation that it would be you know, good, or come to some interesting conclusion, and instead made me waste twice as much time as some other good films. I don't think I've ever experienced anger over how bad a movie was before or since.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-26 03:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 15:44:22 EDT (#)
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Yes, yes, not really, maybe, I SAID MAYBE, and OK. Also, what's Ambrosia?
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Google, baby, google. Use it.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-26 01:26:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-26 00:37:04 EDT (#)
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5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
First, it would be boring as shit. A day in the life of John Q. Gofuckyourself, if you will. Slap some coke bottle glasses on Ethan Suplee, and you have a winner.
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or a thinner Drew Carey. wtf he's even got the same name, wears bifocals and he's *from* Ohio....
they say the heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland, but I'd much prefer some superbowl rings. Still, beats the fuck out of supporting cinci.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-26 00:37:04 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I don't have a fucking clue. Which I suppose is deja vu in a sense.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Blah blah cellphones. Blah blah bottled water. Blah blah microwaves. I'm going to go with laptops and wifi. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, so important that you have to whip out your Macbook at Panera and spread out over the largest table in sight so that we can all know how important you are.
Actually, can I just change my answer to Apple and all the pretentious, douchefuck, Steve Jobs clones that think they're special?
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
Strangely, it was after a particular vicious insult to someone who turns out to not be a bad person here. It's a good thing that person wasn't you, hop-along cyborg. Neener neener.
4. What is your purpose in life?
Chaos, panic, disorder. My work is done here.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
First, it would be boring as shit. A day in the life of John Q. Gofuckyourself, if you will. Slap some coke bottle glasses on Ethan Suplee, and you have a winner.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-25 20:58:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-25 17:28:30 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Wednesday, my girlfriend moaned about her weight.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Video games, parents use them as a way to neglect their own children.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
I always feel guilty when I leave my parents house.
I cant explain why.
4. What is your purpose in life?
To realise I have one chance at this and I had better make the most of it..
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
To understand how precious life is.
Kevin Spacey.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
Cat Stevens and Father and Son.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-04-25 16:48:06 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
when i was on the phone with a friend a few days ago..i could've sworn we'd had that exact same conversation before
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
cellphones, people are way too dependent on them
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
the last time i saw my grandparents..they looked weaker and more frail than usual and it made me realize that they probably won't be around much longer and that i'm a selfish bastard for not spending more time with them.
4. What is your purpose in life?
to listen and be the voice of reason
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you? it would be a psychological thriller about brainwashing, stolen identities and other cool stuff...um, naomi watts, i love her.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
chris and thomas - broken chair
http://www.myspace.com/chrisandthomas
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 15:44:22 EDT (#)
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Yes, yes, not really, maybe, I SAID MAYBE, and OK. Also, what's Ambrosia?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-25 15:13:03 EDT (#)
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Not only do I enjoy reading your answers, but fuckall, some of you are funny shit.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 15:06:33 EDT (#)
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You talkin to me? You want to choke me? Why, can't you stand someone who doesn't kiss your fat ass? Someone who bucks you every time you spew your bullshit? Huh?
Fuck off, dumbass. I wouldn't kiss your butt if it was covered in Ambrosia.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 14:39:13 EDT (#)
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I want to choke you. Can I choke you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:52:42 EDT (#)
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Good buddy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:51:41 EDT (#)
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10-4
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:50:32 EDT (#)
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Babble on, woman.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:44:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:41:52 EDT (#)
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You know I forgot about that one? It was ok. It wasn't as horrible as A Clockwork Orange, 2001 or Eyes Wide Shut, but it still felt... gratuitous.
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and the shining? Dr. Strangelove? Lolita? Spartacus?
I dont know, screw it, we'll just agree to disagree on this one, I'm happy that you are a fan of Hunter S though.
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Excuse me, but giving up your beliefs is a cop out. Stanley makes great movies, and pretentious idiots are the bane of society.
PS: Hunter was a moron.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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God damn it Bubba you are such an epic fag. Please die already, thanks.
SgtHartman, any friend of HST is a friend of mine. For reals. I just don't get Kubrick and if that makes me a philistine in your eyes then I guess I'll have to live with that.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:44:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:41:52 EDT (#)
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You know I forgot about that one? It was ok. It wasn't as horrible as A Clockwork Orange, 2001 or Eyes Wide Shut, but it still felt... gratuitous.
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and the shining? Dr. Strangelove? Lolita? Spartacus?
I dont know, screw it, we'll just agree to disagree on this one, I'm happy that you are a fan of Hunter S though.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:42:31 EDT (#)
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Stanley rocks. Big-tittied women DON'T.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:41:52 EDT (#)
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You know I forgot about that one? It was ok. It wasn't as horrible as A Clockwork Orange, 2001 or Eyes Wide Shut, but it still felt... gratuitous.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:38:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:33:13 EDT (#)
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Oh and just so you know, I got a real boot out of you calling yourself "cerebral" by proxy. Nice one.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:30:49 EDT (#)
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Don't get all butt-hurt honey it's just my personal opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I hate Stanley Kubrick's shit movies.
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haha I know, I was being sarcastic about the whole cerebral thing. In actuality I think I AM in the minority in that I like his movies so much. But come on, you can seriously tell me that you think Full Metal Jacket is a shit movie?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:33:13 EDT (#)
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Oh and just so you know, I got a real boot out of you calling yourself "cerebral" by proxy. Nice one.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:30:49 EDT (#)
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Don't get all butt-hurt honey it's just my personal opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying I hate Stanley Kubrick's shit movies.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:26:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:13:40 EDT (#)
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Never insult the Kubrick, eh? Watch this:
Kubrick was a sefl-fellating hack and his movies were all steaming garbage.
SO THERE. HAHAHAHAHA
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alright alright, I guess I and every other cerebral movie critic is wrong
WE ARE IN THE MINORITY!
YOU ARE THE ALL HOLY MOVIE GURU-ESS
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:16:08 EDT (#)
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Uh... make that self. Self-fellating.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:13:40 EDT (#)
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Never insult the Kubrick, eh? Watch this:
Kubrick was a sefl-fellating hack and his movies were all steaming garbage.
SO THERE. HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:09:00 EDT (#)
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2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Ubersite and the SUV as we know them now
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:50:49 EDT (#)
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Never insult the kubrick...
2001 a space odyssey was a flop too at first, years later people realized the genius.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:49:04 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I don't exactly remember, but it was a conversation i was having with a friend while drunk. Deja Vu hit me hard and i actually knew where the conversationw as heading, and i knew what his responses to my questions would be. It was as if we had rehearsed and now were putting on a show, except he didn't experience any Deja Vu. Later on that night I puked.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The first thing that popped into my head was bottled water, but someone already used that one.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
I had just gotten home from a vacation and had pretty bad jetlag. My phone rang and i saw it was one of my good friends. I assumed he wanted to hear about my vacation so i ignored his call with intentions of calling him back the next day when i felt better. Come to find out he had gotten jumped and hurt himself pretty bad and was calling for a ride to the ER.. ended up with a concussion and a few stitches.
4. What is your purpose in life?
She's 6800 miles away
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
i don't know what it'd be about. But i'd want keanu reeves to be in it, and patrick swayzee. and it'd be a mix between roadhouse and point break probably.. co-starring earl scruggs as some kind of idiot.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
crying is for babies.
..Bob Dylan - Forever Young
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:46:02 EDT (#)
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Addendum: The movie of my life would be SECOND most boring movie ever made, after Stanley Kubrick's final abomination "Eyes Wide Shut."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:40:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:07:08 EDT (#)
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Right, but when you give your 16 month old toddler a drink, and the water is cloudy, has bits in it and a very greasy, thick looking scum on top, you might change your mind. Not to mention the funny twangy taste and dry after feeling in your mouth.
Spring water is like 77p for 5 litres. I also wash the kids fruit and veg in it.
It is just the same as you choosing organic veggies, which I also have.
The fact that tap water has high doses of nasties in it is proven fact.
Why, they even recommend you only use cooled, boiled water for kids under one. Why so, if it is do safe?
I WIN
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You win? GIVE IT UP!!! YOU'RE REALLY ROB_BERG, HUH?
HUH???????????
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:28:08 CDT (#)
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I may as well not try and voice my opinion to Hurty anyway, he drinks his own pee!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:31:30 EDT (#)
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Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
I know it sounds GHEY but it was a combination of "doin the wrong thing" and "Magazine" by Kaki King
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:28:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-25 17:09:38 BST (#)
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Geez orphelia, where do you live, by a waste sanitation plant? If your tap water is that bad then you really need to get on your city government about fixing it...that's not right.
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I live on a hill, I am sure that has something to do with it.
I am too busy for crusades.
I may as well not try and voice my opinion to Hurty anyway, he drinks his own pee!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:24:34 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou? It was when I saw this post on the front page. J/K Tiger - love ya!
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why? The Internet. Look what's become of me.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why? The other morning when I wanted to call in sick to work and stay in bed with my boyfriend.
4. What is your purpose in life? Not to fuck it up too bad.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you? It would most likely be the most boring movie ever made. Um.... Kirstie Alley? I dunno.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry? "Bleeding Love" by Leona Lewis
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:09:38 EDT (#)
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Geez orphelia, where do you live, by a waste sanitation plant? If your tap water is that bad then you really need to get on your city government about fixing it...that's not right.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:07:08 EDT (#)
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Right, but when you give your 16 month old toddler a drink, and the water is cloudy, has bits in it and a very greasy, thick looking scum on top, you might change your mind. Not to mention the funny twangy taste and dry after feeling in your mouth.
Spring water is like 77p for 5 litres. I also wash the kids fruit and veg in it.
It is just the same as you choosing organic veggies, which I also have.
The fact that tap water has high doses of nasties in it is proven fact.
Why, they even recommend you only use cooled, boiled water for kids under one. Why so, if it is do safe?
I WIN
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:55:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 16:53:41 BST (#)
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Hurty, if you saw the scum that collected on the surface of a glass of tap water, you wouldn't drink it.
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The only water I drink comes out of taps or from my beer. There's fuck all wrong with tap water.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:53:41 EDT (#)
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Hurty, if you saw the scum that collected on the surface of a glass of tap water, you wouldn't drink it.
We have a filter jug thingy, but they increase the salt content too much for baby and boiled water isn't good enough.
I am afraid we get through 5 x 5litre bottles a week, at least.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:42:53 EDT (#)
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2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Bottled water. It's just retarded.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:38:33 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Mercifully not when that shitcan of a movie with Denzel Washington came out. Or was it that asstrap with Nicholas Cage in it? No, wait, that was 'Next.' Either way: terrible. It was actually a couple of days ago. I was translating a few words from Spanish into English and I not only had the sense that I'd done that before, but that the conversations I was having at the time were repeated as well. Pretty strange. The last time I had a serious bout of reverse deja vou was back in college, when for about a week straight I had dreams that came true in fairly precise detail the following day. I also had nosebleeds that week, which made for an awesome combo. I should have set up a shack on a mountain, put on some robes and lived an oracle life. Oh, and I heard the song "Deja Voodoo" by Kenny Wayne Shepherd the other day, if that counts.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The ability to rationalize giving up because you're not satisfied with present conditions. We're losing our ability to see things through and work to improve them. The disposable nature of our commodities has resulted in disposable lives.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
It's rare that I feel guilt, really, so I'm not exactly sure. I've had plenty of little 'oh shit' moments and periods of regret, but I'll have to think about this one for a bit. Pass.
4. What is your purpose in life?
To be a good person and help others.
Additionally, to make people see the light and root for the Red Sox.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Ideally it would be about that time that I stumbled onto that nuclear waste disposal scandal involving a local politician, and how my buddy and I (we were garbage men at the time and wanted to open our own surf shop) had to dodge overbearing douchebag bike cops and an insane process analyst in order to bring down the operation and expose the guilty parties. Wait, that was the movie Men at Work. Ideally I'd like to have it be a movie about all the times in my life that I could have died, only I do die, but only because it would be an excuse to hire Michael Biehn - who looks and acts nothing like me - just so he could die about 19 times and really solidify his position as Actor Most Likely to Die in a Movie.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
I've not cried because of a song before. Or a book for that matter. Sorry. I weep like a girl with a skinned knee at some movies, but I'm rarely moved to emotion because of music.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:24:41 EDT (#)
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I normally like these, but the question set in this one is just lame. Sorry.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:06:45 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Probably about a month ago; I had a dream about running into an old friend downtown that I hadn't seen in years and then not a week later it actually happened while I was out on lunch break. Weird.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Bottled water. It's just retarded. Why people will shell out dollars for "purified" water when tap water is perfectly fine to drink, and costs next to nothing, boggles me.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
After I got inexcusably mad at my wife two days ago for calling me at lunch time to inform me that she was storing a large chair in our garage for an afternoon that a friend had picked up from the curbside in our neighborhood and wanted for her apartment. The friend has no money and a bare apartment, it was only going to be in our garage for a day at most, and as soon as I realized what I was bitching about I felt bad for being a jerk about a non-issue.
4. What is your purpose in life?
Life isn't about me. Or you. Everyone's purpose in life is to understand and do what God placed you on Earth to do.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
I have absolutely no idea on this one.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
"Let My Words" by Chrystina Lloree Fincher
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2008-04-25 11:01:47 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
I experience Deja vu daily. More often however, I experience Vuja De which, as we all know, is the feeling that you have never been to a place before.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Computers. For obvious reasons.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
Guilt is for catholics.
4. What is your purpose in life?
No clue. Probably to raise nice children.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
If a movie were made about my life, it would most certainly be about a guy who is confronted with a situation where he must sacrifice his life for the betterment of others. A guy who is good at many things but never really reaches his potential. A man who can see the hallway that is leading to the door marked "death," but can never really seem to open the myriad of doors that he passes along the journey that are marked "opportunity." It would be a sad ending that is peppered with unremarkable highlights along the way. It is a story of a man who leaves no considerable footprints on his way to obscurity.
It would star no memorable actors and would be quickly forgotten by anyone who dared to see it.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
I don't cry. Not that I am a tough guy, it's just something that I don't do.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:32:56 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Last time I was in New York: "I SWEAR I just went down this road!"
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Microwave dinner, because there's nothing good about it.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
I almost ran over three girls who were jaywalking, I could have slowed down a bit.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I took an online quiz that said my purpose in life is to "inspire."
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
It would be an adventure story, with all the bizarre happenings and gritty details. I would want the lead from Juno to play me.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
"Crusade" by Voltaire
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:16:36 EDT (#)
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5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
====== it would be about partying and being broke my whole life because of it. Women, college, fraternity life. Artie Lange would play me.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:14:51 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
When I watched the BBC Pride and Prejudice on DVD the other night. I'd never seen it before, but when I was about halfway through, I had the distinct feeling that I'd experienced everything that I was feeling and witnessing before. Maybe I was sleepy, I dunno.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Cell phones. It's a cliched gripe, I know, but I just don't like the idea of people being able to contact me whenever they want. Yes, I can turn it off, but there exists no phone or plan that allows you to disable voice mail.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
When I preordered the new Death Cab for Cutie album. I have a now-not-secret-at-all weakness for Ben Gibbard.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I'd really just like to mostly hang about and enjoy myself. Or is that not enough?
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Dakota Fanning, when she's old enough. She's a sweetie.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
"Chaos" by Mute Math.
What do I win? Did I get all five correct? *frets*
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:05:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2008-04-25 10:00:05 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Five minutes from now.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Organized religion. It's caused more deaths than anything else in history.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
When I was masturbating over that dead prostitute out in the woods. Why? Because I forgot to invite my mom to watch me.
4. What is your purpose in life?
To try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, reading a good book now and then, getting some walking in, and living in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Edward Norton.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:47:07 EDT (#)
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1. Its Deja VU.
Extra Credit: The Star Spangled Banner
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:00:06 EDT (#)
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I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOU
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-25 08:51:34 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
-----Last Friday. She ran a train for my buddies and I at the party. She gives a fair blowjob for a fair price.
http://www.colonialzone-dr.com/album/dominican_republic_carnival/slides/carnival_Los_Travestis-The_Transvestites-Lenin.jpg
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
------The inside the egg scrambler, from Ronco. It just fucking sucks, thats why! http://www.ronco.com/rco_prodinfo.aspx?pid=RO2001101001&color=&active=ascry
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
------Guilt is for pussies. http://www.sauer-thompson.com/archives/opinion/Iraq1.jpg
4. What is your purpose in life?
------See Navin Johnson in "The Jerk" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerk_(film)
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
------See Navin Johnson in "The Jerk" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerk_(film)
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
Bust-a-Move, By Young MC http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/bustamovelyrics.html
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 06:45:55 EDT (#)
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2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The mobile phone.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-04-25 08:33:18 EDT (#)
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3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
I work a full time job during the day and I teach at a martial arts academy in the afternoon. My wife works at the academy now and she's allowed to bring our daughter with her every day, so when I get ther in the afternoon my family is there waiting for me. One night no one showed up for the class I was supposed to teach so I was leaving early. My wife and I were taking seperate cars. I was really tired and headed for the door when my daughter called out "Daddy me?" which is her way of saying "Daddy take me with you." or "I want to go with you." Exhausted, I looked back and saw that my wife was almost ready to go and said, "No honey. Mommy's almost ready. I'll see at home in a little bit." I turned and walked out and heard her say, "No, Daddy me!" I kept walking. My wife later told me that Lily went to her with tears welling in her eyes and whispered "Daddy no me." She hadn't seen me all day and she just wanted to spend time with me even if it was just a few minutes in the car. I made my little girl cry because I was too lazy to help her put her shoes on, walk her to the car, and buckle her in the car seat. I've never felt so horrible in my whole life.
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ouch man, that is a pain greater than any physical blow you may sustain.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-04-25 07:56:22 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I'm not exactly sure, but there have been a few times where I've had a dream about something and I think, "Now why in the blue fuck would that ever happen?" then months or even years later it will happen exactly as it did in my mind. I refuse to think about the possible implications, but it freaks me out every time.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Anything built to be disposable in a relatively short amount of time. http://www.storyofstuff.com/ We've become a world focused on consumption and spending.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
I work a full time job during the day and I teach at a martial arts academy in the afternoon. My wife works at the academy now and she's allowed to bring our daughter with her every day, so when I get ther in the afternoon my family is there waiting for me. One night no one showed up for the class I was supposed to teach so I was leaving early. My wife and I were taking seperate cars. I was really tired and headed for the door when my daughter called out "Daddy me?" which is her way of saying "Daddy take me with you." or "I want to go with you." Exhausted, I looked back and saw that my wife was almost ready to go and said, "No honey. Mommy's almost ready. I'll see at home in a little bit." I turned and walked out and heard her say, "No, Daddy me!" I kept walking. My wife later told me that Lily went to her with tears welling in her eyes and whispered "Daddy no me." She hadn't seen me all day and she just wanted to spend time with me even if it was just a few minutes in the car. I made my little girl cry because I was too lazy to help her put her shoes on, walk her to the car, and buckle her in the car seat. I've never felt so horrible in my whole life.
4. What is your purpose in life?
No one's life has a purpose. We're all just organisms, the same as anything else. In fact, as humans we have no use to anything besides our own species. Aphids provide food to ants, sharks keep the ocean healthy by eating the weak or the dead, owls control the rodent population...we just fuck shit up and hamstring natural selection by protecting animals that are too dumb or fat to procreate, simply because we think they're cute.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
99.99% of the people in this world have done absolutely fuckall that was remarkable enough to even write down, let alone make a movie of. If someone made a movie about my life, I wouldn't even watch it and I'm a narcissist. It won't matter who they get to play me. It's not like there'd be any royalties to look forward to so they could use gaddamn Jamie Kennedy for all I care.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
I don't think I've ever cried to a song, but I guess "A Lifetime" by Better Than Ezra is pretty emotional.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-04-25 07:39:17 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
-Playing golf. I flashed on lining up for the drive as I was lining up for the drive. Totally blew my concentration.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
-Television. Imagine where we'd be without sitting on the couch with our brains turned off.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
-This morning. I was reminded that I forgot to feed the birds yesteray morning after saying I'd do so.
4. What is your purpose in life?
-To keep safe, happy, and in relative comfort myself and those I care about without causing undue discomfiture to others.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
-It'd have a slightly-greater-than-average number (for lives, not for movies) of car crashes, explosions, chase scenes, sunburn, and beer gut. I'm thinking The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly/Fist Full of Dollars Clint Eastwood if he was half a foot shorter and 50 pounds heavier, and had a ponytail.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
I have not yet been drunk enough to cry at a song.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 07:10:52 EDT (#)
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You're good for my ego Bean!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-25 07:03:01 EDT (#)
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Of course, when she was younger LM.
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5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Well. The story is a very long and twisted one. The title however would be "How to make a bad situation worse". I would like to be played by Dame judy dench. she would be telling the story backwards. I have no idea of who would play me when I'm younger.
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Jamie Lee Curtis.
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If you are talking about when she was younger, then awesome, if you are talking a bout now, not so awesome. She has not aged well.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-25 06:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:00:17 EDT (#)
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5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Well. The story is a very long and twisted one. The title however would be "How to make a bad situation worse". I would like to be played by Dame judy dench. she would be telling the story backwards. I have no idea of who would play me when I'm younger.
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Jamie Lee Curtis.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 06:45:55 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I honestly don't recall.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The mobile phone. I cannot about how rude it has made people.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
Probably when I was passing this homeless woman and she asked me for money, which I gave her, but before I did she said 'Don't throw it at me, please!' I didn't feel guilty for myself, rather a bit of regret and guilt on the behalf of the cunt that did throw money.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I have absolutely no idea.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Probably drinking, drugs and politics. Shane McGowan or Robert Downey Jr.
EC: "Hearts of Olden Glory" Runrig
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:56:54 EDT (#)
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I get deja vu every time you post these crappy questions.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:36:39 EDT (#)
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ooooooooooh. You'll beep when going through airport security. you be able to stick magnets to it? Good party trick!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:24:38 EDT (#)
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No guilt required Little M. I will be Bionic. Woohoo! and I will also not have to whinge and complain like a little bitch anymore, or wake up on wet days and 'Feel the weather' hopefully
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:19:07 EDT (#)
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Your all heart Drogo
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Not all. I have other bits too like a busted knee and stuff.
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How many years ago did you do that?! It's not STILL a busted knee. That's like me saying I still have busted hands. Pull yourself together man! I can just see someone asking you to carry a heavy bag for them and you wincing whilst rubbing your knee. It will be so subtle, they will simply roll thier eyes and carry it themselves.
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Operation Numero 5 in 3 months. Total Knee reconstruction YAY!!!! I will be bionic and then, and ONLY THEN will I no longer have a busted Knee!
and I will always help carry stuff.
Pfffft
*Runs off, remembers pain in knee and starts limping on the wrong leg*
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Shit. Sorry Drogo. I had no idea your ops were still on going. That sucks. Wow. Me and my big flappy mouth. Sheesh.
I would like to change my answer to the last time i felt guilty please.
IF YOU DON'T KEEP US UPDATED ON THING LIKE THIS, I'M BOUND TO MAKE AN ARSEHOLE OF MYSELF.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:15:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:06:43 EDT (#)
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Your all heart Drogo
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Not all. I have other bits too like a busted knee and stuff.
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How many years ago did you do that?! It's not STILL a busted knee. That's like me saying I still have busted hands. Pull yourself together man! I can just see someone asking you to carry a heavy bag for them and you wincing whilst rubbing your knee. It will be so subtle, they will simply roll thier eyes and carry it themselves.
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Operation Numero 5 in 3 months. Total Knee reconstruction YAY!!!! I will be bionic and then, and ONLY THEN will I no longer have a busted Knee!
and I will always help carry stuff.
Pfffft
*Runs off, remembers pain in knee and starts limping on the wrong leg*
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:06:43 EDT (#)
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Your all heart Drogo
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Not all. I have other bits too like a busted knee and stuff.
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How many years ago did you do that?! It's not STILL a busted knee. That's like me saying I still have busted hands. Pull yourself together man! I can just see someone asking you to carry a heavy bag for them and you wincing whilst rubbing your knee. It will be so subtle, they will simply roll thier eyes and carry it themselves.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:09:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:06:43 EDT (#)
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Your all heart Drogo
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Not all. I have other bits too like a busted knee and stuff.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:06:43 EDT (#)
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Your all heart Drogo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:05:06 EDT (#)
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1.This morning, comming down stairs to get ready for work and the cats leapt out at me. Probably because they do it every morning in exactly the same way and I still fall for it in my stupid half dead state.
2. Microwave. Hate them make fresh food it isnt hard or all that time consuming and can actually be quite theraputic.
3. About 20 years ago when I kicked over a beggars money tin. I felt so bad that I went back and gave him all the change I had, yeah I'm a real hard man.
4. I dont know if I have one really, other than to enjoy myself and hopefully make people close to me happy.
5. There would be me sitting around generally not doing very much but being extremely funny on occasions. It would be an instant cult classic, there may be quite a bit of masterbation too. I would be played by Ron Perlman.
Extra Credit: I have never cried at a song, this isnt just male bravado I just never found a song all that moving. I took the piss out of a mate of mine for crying at 'Bright Eyes' when we were children.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:00:17 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
Two days ago I looked at my blokes shoes to discover he had one very dirty boot on and one stupidly clean one. When I asked him why, he told me the jet washer packed up before he could do both. I swear I have heard someone say that exact same thing to me before.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The microwave. They make everything taste like crap and they are just helping along the death of cooking.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
This morning. I pretended to be asleep when my other half left to go to work.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I don't know. I think I will find out when I'm done.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
Well. The story is a very long and twisted one. The title however would be "How to make a bad situation worse". I would like to be played by Dame judy dench. she would be telling the story backwards. I have no idea of who would play me when I'm younger.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QHwM55SRfU
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:17:15 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I was in the line up at a grocery store and I had the same items in my basket and there was the same cashier and the same people around me, also all buying the same items they were the last time.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
The fax machine. God I hate fax machines. Also is how I do not own a fax machine so every freakin time I have to use one I have to drive to a stupid place to use theirs. Usually I need to send a fax to order transcripts. Why can't my first university switch to online forms? Woe.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
Today I was stuck in a horrible orchestra rehearsal where mostly everyone was being a douche (especially authority figures) which put lots of people on edge so no one was playing terribly well, and things just were not happy. I made a dumb mistake and my friend made fun of me. I feel guilty for totally snapping at him and making such a scene that the conductor had to ask what the problem was... my friend was only just kidding around. Not his fault I can't handle stress/was all emo.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I'm still figuring that out. I'm thinking it's to teach awesome people how to play the clarinet.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
They would never be able to make a movie of my life because it is too boring and nothing ever happens.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
Well, I had a severe mental breakdown in one of my last university orchestra rehearsals, so I'd say Rachmaninoff's 1st piano concerto. I wanted to desperately to go because I hate that school and the conductor we were working with and some of the people in the orchestra so much, and having to stay 30 extra minutes made me very upset. I just sat and cried.
Yeah, I'm mature.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 03:46:42 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
I thought I had already told you to buy a dictionary. Buy a dictionary.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
Mobile phone. Life seemed more simple without them. Also, the sandwich toaster, waffle iron, smoothie maker, ice cream maker etc - all and up at the bottom of the cupboard, collecting dust. Such a waste.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
When I found out last night that 'he' wasn't single.
4. What is your purpose in life?
I have no idea. I try to be a good mum and make people happy. I guess that is enough for me.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
I guess it would entail sex, murder ans a lot of childbirth, that kind of sums up my life. I'd like to be played by Ingrid Bergman, but I think that is a bit of a stretch...
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
My Girl, The Temptations
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-25 02:25:00 EDT (#)
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1. Tell me about the last time you experienced DeJa Vou?
when I clicked on uber and saw another random five question post, except it was deja 'vu'.
2. What modern convenience should never have been invented and why?
sanitary napkins. I have no use for them.
3. When was the last time you felt guilt and why?
When I was married I used to get stoned a lot. I woke in a sitting position on the couch one morning, with my wife going mental about someone eating all the creamed-cheese and cracker snack-packs that were meant for the kid's kindy lunch boxes. I said why are you yelling at me, and it was then that I saw all the empty packs and crumbs on my lap.
4. What is your purpose in life?
Oh that's easy. I'm trying to pants........nevermind.
5. If they made a movie of your life, what would it be about and which actor would you want to play you?
It would be about being victimised by my ex-wife, and I dunno....macaulay culkin i guess. or david cassidy.
Extra Credit: What song was the last to make you cry?
The Distillers' Dismantle Me. I was rearranging speakers and it was on and I dropped a sub on my toes. I'm an australian, we wear what you guys call flip-flops - 24/7.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2008-04-25 02:01:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-04-25 01:54:44 EDT (#)
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Ok
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-25 01:49:39 EDT (#)
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I really do hate this kind of post.