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Cause I'm the taxman, Yaaaaah I'm the taxman!! (661 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.3 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2008-04-25 03:19:54 EDT


Let me tell you how it will be
Theres one for you, nineteen for me

Cause I'm the tax man
Yea I'm the tax man

Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all

Cause I'm the tax man
Yea I'm the tax man

If you drive a car-car I'll tax the street
If you try to sit-sit I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk I'll tax your feet
Tax man

Well I'm the tax man
Yea I'm the tax man

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more

Cause I'm the tax man
Yea I'm the tax man

Now my advice for those who die (tax man)
Declare the pennies on your eyes (tax man)

Cause I'm the tax man
Yea I'm the tax man

And you're working for no one but me
Tax man



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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-04-25 22:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

income tax is unconstitutional in the USA
yet why do so many people still pay it?
ask any ex. IRS agent

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-25 20:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-04-25 19:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

never bet on black (Inmate 57)



Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2008-04-25 18:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love how his excuse is taxes are voluntary

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-04-25 09:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tis was so awesome

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-25 08:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-25 08:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So the man can't count... Or his accountants can't count...

Simon Phoenix - "I want you to loot, rob, pillage, I want you to steal! I want you to do all the wonderful things that we used to do before all of this happened! This world will be ours! Let's bring back the good old days! Are you with me?"

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-25 06:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is he actually in prison now?
--

Did you actually read the article?

$15m ouch.
------------

I think you'll find that he is not in prison yet... they are unsure when he will have to give up his liberty.

This is the states don't forget.

(George wrote the best songs)

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-25 05:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Poor Monroe Hutchen

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My scrolly thing caused me to miss the article. What a tool.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is he actually in prison now?
--

Did you actually read the article?

$15m ouch.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Scat = shit. 4 reelz.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-25 04:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is he actually in prison now?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-25 03:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always spell it 'yeah'.



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