Uberversary 2.0 - Even more Hats (521 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.19 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-04-26 20:15:26 EDT
I think that I'm one of the last people who wear ripped jeans that weren't ripped when I bought them. The holes in the knees just keep getting bigger, because I step on them when I put them on. I throw them out when it rips the whole way through, because I don't wear shorts. Primarily because 100% of all white males who wear shorts have them above the knees, and I don't wear things that don't go past my knees, because I live in sixteenth century England.
I've recently started adding nazi as a suffix to what people do. Card-nazi, greeter-nazi, grammar-nazi, political correctness nazi. The possibilities are endless, and as I keep looking around, I realise that I'm in the middle of the seventh reich.
Having been here for a little while, I'm noticing I have a distinct thought pattern after I post something.
Thought process/
Aww yea. Basking in the initial glory. Waiting a few seconds, then opening it to see if it was rated.
Nothing? Calm down. It's still new. They havn't gotten a chance to see and read the whole thing.
I'll just kill time by searching my name. That always entertains me.
Those bastards havn't mentioned me nearly enough. The sun revolves around me! Look at me, and talk about me. Wait. I'm getting the distinct feeling that I'm getting a little self absorbed. I have to stop myself from becoming a black hole of attention.
I'll calm myself by looking at my newest post.
They havn't rated it yet? WTF? Why are you people ignoring me? It's been five minutes!
I hate you all so much. Time to start whoring.
/Thought process
:)
(I may be a day late with this, but you get a one day grace period for these)
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:11:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-28 14:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:03:03 EDT (#)
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Ahoy, Queerlins!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, um... hats???
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because at least you don't try and pretend that your aren't here for attention.
I like the Hats.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-28 08:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 23:50:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 23:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:10:45 PDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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GTFO STEAK
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STFU WHORE
NOW GO MAKE ME A POT PIE, BITCH
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YOU NEVER BROUGHT ME MY CIGARETTES, CUNT
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BECAUSE YOU WON'T GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS TO GET ME A BEER, HARLOT
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 23:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:10:45 PDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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GTFO STEAK
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STFU WHORE
NOW GO MAKE ME A POT PIE, BITCH
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YOU NEVER BROUGHT ME MY CIGARETTES, CUNT
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 23:10:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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GTFO STEAK
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STFU WHORE
NOW GO MAKE ME A POT PIE, BITCH
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:44:05 EDT (#)
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GTFO STEAK
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like hats and people who wear hats because that is not something i can do and get away with.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-27 09:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know you were gay.
Wait...yes I did. Scrtach that.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 06:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Johnny Depp - No
Harry Potter - Yes
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-27 04:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HARRY POTTER
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-27 03:12:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116238#uber_reviews
Happy Uberversary! The beanie looks terrible.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-27 01:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wasn't figuring your friends read...
You seriously look like Daniel Radcliff's creepy older brother who stares at Emma Watson a little too long.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2008-04-27 01:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 hats
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 01:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-27 00:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you get called Harry Potter a great deal don't you.
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I get "Hey, it's that guy with the hat" way more often than harry potter. I also get compared to johnny depp more often than harry potter.
Needless to say, people around me don't read. At least not children's books anyway.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-27 00:09:18 EDT (#)
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you get called Harry Potter a great deal don't you.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:51:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:39:01 EDT (#)
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Whatever happened to LSD420?
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I assume that he, and his drug related alters merely had a bad trip, and now they're catatonic.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
steak-nazi
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whatever happened to LSD420?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nubcake
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:28:47 EDT (#)
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Posting this on a weekend seems fitting.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:08:44 EDT (#)
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Coley?
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I think she's left the website. It's been a while since I've seen her.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:16:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-26 21:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Coley?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-26 20:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're not the last.
WHO THE FUCK BUYS ALREADY RIPPED JEANS.
Its like buying a half eaten sandwich, or drinking a half drank beer. That you found. Sitting by that homeless guy who hasent moved in three days.
Fuck that.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-04-26 20:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's special that you've been here for two years.