Ooooh raaa. (790 hits)
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Submitted by Fat Sacks (View user info) at 2008-04-27 04:23:09 EDT
Should I join the marines? I want to get away from this town, and my family. I have no fear of dying in Iraq or doing a thousand push-ups a day.
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Submitted by VileSin (user info) at 2008-05-01 02:23:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:10:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-28 15:11:04 EDT (#)
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There are faster ways to kill yourself. In any event, it doesn't matter - just stopping posting.
Submitted by CobyLlamar (user info) at 2008-04-28 13:52:18 EDT (#)
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If your serious about it, then exercise, run, do push ups and bend over, cause the big green wiener's coming for ya.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-04-28 13:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-27 10:42:47 CDT (#)
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Judging for the rest of your posts, you're too stupid for the Marines. Join the Army, they have fewer standards.
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Ain't THAT the truth.
Either way, you're clearly not a prime candidate for the Air Force or Navy.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:50:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-27 09:45:29 EDT (#)
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Who fucking cares? You can join the Girl Scouts of America, for all I give a shit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:26:07 EDT (#)
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You should join the army because you're probably to weak to be a marine.
Seriously dude, I saw what they did to Private Pile in that movie. You'd be all "I AM in a WORLD of SHIT!" only you'd probably get confused by the rifle and shoot yourself in the nuts.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-04-28 04:54:10 EDT (#)
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yes, you should. it would be a wonderful opportunity for you to serve your country. god knows they need it.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-04-28 04:48:21 EDT (#)
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I like turtles.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-28 04:33:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:21:13 EDT (#)
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You should shoot yourself in the face and save the taxpayers the expense of transporting your carcass.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-27 21:45:00 EDT (#)
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1000 push ups a day.
Everyday.
Thats a lot of push ups.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-04-27 19:17:18 EDT (#)
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Bald-faced, heh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:02:12 EDT (#)
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If you have no fear of dying you are an idiot. If true, I certainly wouldn't want you in my squad.
You would take foolish chances that would endanger everyone else.
If you want to get away from something, go to school. Find a college that teaches you a decent trade and the methods required to interact with others. Saying you have no fear of death is a bald-faced lie.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-27 14:50:14 EDT (#)
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Just realised i can rate negatively.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-27 13:29:39 EDT (#)
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I think the Scouts may be more suitable for your mental capacity.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-27 12:52:21 EDT (#)
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No. You shouldn't.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:48:28 EDT (#)
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You have no clue what fear is... if you only knew the horror.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:42:47 EDT (#)
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Judging for the rest of your posts, you're too stupid for the Marines. Join the Army, they have fewer standards.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:36:50 EDT (#)
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I think they would be perfect for someone like you.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-27 11:27:27 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-27 09:45:29 EDT (#)
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Who fucking cares? You can join the Girl Scouts of America, for all I give a shit.
Submitted by FosterFoskin (user info) at 2008-04-27 09:08:54 EDT (#)
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Ya wanna die? Go ahead sucker!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-27 08:59:14 EDT (#)
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I say you leave your fate up to an ubersite vote. Should you die, all your belongings would be fairly distributed amongst those who vote 'yes'.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 06:27:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-27 05:09:17 EDT (#)
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*pee's in water phallic swims in*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-27 04:56:14 EDT (#)
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*swims past*
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-27 04:34:03 EDT (#)
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I hate that Snata Claus, always tryig so hard to be like Santa Claus.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-27 04:30:23 EDT (#)
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OO rah! Ho Ho Ho! I get... the marines and Snata Claus mixed up.