Would the real Doodles please stand up? (670 hits)
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Submitted by JesterLilt (View user info) at 2008-04-27 15:03:01 EDT
You got my attention... I was going to post something really meaningful tonight, I've had a weekend which has made me ponder a few universal connundrums. Instead you're getting this.
I was also writing a short story about an electrified computer based serial killer who crawls out USB ports virally infecting the brains of its sleeping victims. The infection reprogams them to commit heinous crimes whilst the serial killer crawls back out through another USB port, guiltless and free. Then I called the serial killer Doodles and it all fell flat on its ass. Up to that point, it was a work of awesome (in my head anyway).
No matter, the originally intended post can wait for another day. Its also Sunday night and I fear my brain isn't tuned for universal ponderings.
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Submitted by devildog (user info) at 2008-09-04 15:28:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 14:52:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhiteBearalicious (user info) at 2008-08-25 16:45:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spidy (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:46:12 EDT (#)
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Linus is a jerk
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-08-18 15:20:29 EDT (#)
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+2 BOOM -- Dunno how much this is gonna do since I've +2d most of your posts anyway =P
Submitted by JohnnyACDC (user info) at 2008-08-12 07:16:51 EDT (#)
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Interesting eh?
Submitted by PoeticSoul (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:11:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kefer (user info) at 2008-07-23 14:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kristy (user info) at 2008-06-09 14:20:15 EDT (#)
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GREAT post.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:17:57 EDT (#)
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WTF IS THIS!? boooooooooo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:20:24 EDT (#)
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Needs more photo's of Jester having sex with Doodle's mum.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 21:01:02 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/116345
My post needs more attention.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:44:40 EDT (#)
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I haven't doodled in a long long time.
I mean, with a girl.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 19:00:01 EDT (#)
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...and I'll get back to work on that post... There's two, deep, meaningful or mindless carnage... I can never decide...
Thing is, I'm a shit finisher. I get half way through, then get bored and the good old ADHD kicks in. Caffeine, nicotine and ritalin are called for in large measures.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 18:54:01 EDT (#)
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It was on a previous post I made, Doodles was quoting it is all.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-27 18:47:48 EDT (#)
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You gave me a ribbing the other day? Eh? I'm confused.
Write your fucking story woman, it sounds pretty good.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-04-27 16:27:06 EDT (#)
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This is retarded.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:20:21 EDT (#)
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Washing is my most hated chore in the world.
1. Wear it
2. Dirty it
3. Sort it
4. Wash it
5. Dry it
6. Iron it (mostly miss this bit out)
7. Fold it
8. Put it away
You've got me talking about washing!!!! Ahhrrrgh!!!!
Washing smacks of far to much effort :( Self cleaning clothes are the answer.
You have my sympathy. Pay somebody else to do it, far easier.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:18:42 EDT (#)
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01000100 01101111 01101111 01100100 01101100 01100101 01110011 equals Doodles, capitalization and all. BINARY CONVERTERS FTW!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:15:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115823
HBTS - hi btw and how's it going, sorry for ribbing you the other day, I couldn't help myself, I fear my insults are a bit on the sloppy side these days...
From what I hear your insults aren't the only sloppy thing.
I couldn't be more bored today, and the clothes washing machine is broken, meaning I will have to spend about 10 hours and 15 dollars in quarters tomorrow at a Laundromat or hand wash everything in the bathtub. I'm leaning towards the bathtub.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:13:38 EDT (#)
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I think you've got it. Tell you what, if you can do Doodles in binary then I'll make sure you come of the winner at the end of the story.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:10:52 EDT (#)
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If I were just a few years younger bubba would be defending my honor. Sadly I've past the magical age of 12 and he has lost all interest.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:08:57 EDT (#)
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A better name for your killer would be 101101100011000111111000101
That and I identify most with the Hulk out of your list.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-04-27 15:08:43 EDT (#)
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No one in the montage could possibly be Doodles. He's just not that bright.