Disney Stars.... (1083 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-04-27 19:03:29 EDT
Inspired by this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo0bpPbiUlM&feature=related
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He looked over in the corner. The decadence had gotten to them. He saw a rolled up cigarette bud in the corner with a file and other rolled up papers in the corner. He couldn't bare the sight.
He saw his brother in the corner naked in a bed sheet with some random whore they paid last night. He couldn't even remember how she got there. The drinking had gotten to usurious for them.
Too much.
They had lost there way. The fortune and the fame had taken its toll. He walked over and picked up a glass and gasped in pain as the glass fell out of his hand and hit the ground.
Shatter.
He looked at his hand all bandaged and he couldn't remember why it was all fucked up. He looked over and stared at his knuckles. They were all garnished with blood imprints. Each incise in his hand had a little bit of scab on it. Each one slashed into each knuckle. They he looked at his brother and saw his face.
It looked like he had been beaten with a bat. His eye was so swollen and cut up from being punched that it turned an awkward purple, pink and yellow color. He couldn't even recall what had happened. He looked over at the table and saw a bag of coke in the corner.
The lines.
Lines.
Soon his mind went crazy and he felt an urge that was stronger than a mothers love for her child that was pulling him towards the pile of coke in the corner. He looked at his watch and saw that it was 10am. He had to go to some fucking bullshit concert he thought at 11am.
They weren't even cleaned up yet. He went over to the corner and got himself a line and snorted it through his nose. He could feel the tingle as he rubbed it on his teeth and all over his gums. He felt normal. He could function today until the kick came later.
"Ring, Ring"
Fuck he thought because he did not want to talk to anyone today. It wasn't his deal and he couldn't really deal with the bullshit so far right now. Answering machine he thought lucky him.
"Hey, um... it's Hilary Duff I just wanted to see if after the Disney show if you guys could hook me up with some blow. Oh yeah, I saw your interview way to sell those little fucks. Well if you want to hang out please help me get some coke and also bring some pot my boyfriend is from Van Nuys and he really wants some. Tell Joe I said, "Hey" by boys." Click.
Fuck he thought again as he recalled railing the fuck out of Hillary Duff a while ago. Both him and his brother had tag teamed her after the High School Musical tour in Los Angeles. If only he could have dated her for a bit longer. But he knew how much of a crazy fucking coke head her boyfriend "Aaron Carter" had been while they were together he didn't really need him and Nick on his ass.
He fucking picked up the phone and called his agent and listen to him yell and scream at him to get ready for the show at Disney land today. As he turned on his T.V. His video came on T.V. and he looked at the song. "Hold On".
Just as soon as he saw the video the blow kicked in and he fell into euphoria that only he could ever know. He would invite you but only he could ever encompass this world that played around in his head. The only entry into this world was coke. He needed that coke. As he looked at the video he got lost in it.
It was as if he wasn't there when the filmed it but he was looking into a world that he remembered but hadn't visited in a while. He looked into that screen and saw his soul. There they were him and his brothers forever alive.
Forever alive.
It rang through his mind as he realized that he had found the secret to youth. You have to film it while you're living it so you can watch it and see your life. In that moment stagnate and free. He thought about it some more as he sat there and heard a voice.
"Fuck! FUCK! Look at my fucking face! Dude What the fuck! We have a fucking concert today and I'm the fucking lead singer! God damn it! Son of a BITCH!"
He looked over to see his pretty boy brother in the mirror whining about his face. He wasn't going to lie to him he fucked him up pretty bad last night. He just blacked out and started swinging. It was the fucking bottles of "Jack Daniels" and the other shit he was doing. The got some kid they saw to sell them some blow. It was money well spent.
He had gotten tired of his brother's fucking special "Lead Singer" bullshit for a while. He sang to and he didn't act like fucking god's gift to the world. So he fucking socked him up. It was fitting he could now blame it on the drugs. It didn't matter anyway it was all bullshit. The record company didn't give a shit as long as they got paid. Disney paid them to be the perfect "All American Teens" but they all knew better. The drugs were ever flowing and they were untouchable in Hollywood.
Last time he got arrested the exec at Disney paid off the cop. They had caught them with an ounce of bud. It didn't matter all that rules in L.A. is money and that's all that mattered. They were the new "N'Sync" or "Jackson Five" that comes around every other week.
They had gotten into a drunken brawl with those faggots called B5 after the "young actors" awards show. Who did they think they were? What they were on Disney channel for a good couple of months and sold some bullshit rip off records. We were the fucking Jonas brothers. The fucking "Jonas Brothers" he thought as he fucking picked up his phone and dialed up Molly.
Molly Cyrus was his current girlfriend and he really wanted to see how she was doing. She had a bad trip on coke last night and called her driver to take her home. He had to make her leave though. She kept saying that "Coke was classy" over and over and it was starting to freak everyone the fuck out. So he told her to call her driver and go home.
"Ring, Ring"
He let it go to the answering machine.
"Hey, wudup, homie this Percy Jr. Aka Lil' Romeo I can't kick it with you tonight I got basketball practice for the AAU league. But after I do this bullshit for Nickelodeon I will be down to come through and get some fly bitches. Oh, yeah can you tell little Spears to chill the fuck out. The kid ain't mine. Tell her for me bro. Holla!
Fuck, he thought as he looked at his watch it was fucking 10:30 the driver would be here any minute and they still needed to get the whore out of the room before the show. He walked over and through a grand at her face and told her to get the fuck out. She looked at him with her puppy dog brown eyes and said she needed a ride. He yelled back at her that he just gave her a fucking "GRAND BITCH" go get a taxi.
They didn't know what they were going to do about there brothers face. I guess they will say he fell down the stairs again to the manager and the promoter at the show. He looked over at the sun as the majestic light hit his face.
"Hey, Bro's we got to fucking go. Like now, its show time in about a half an hour"
He turned up the T.V. and replayed "Hold On" and thought about it for a second and just smiled at his life. Its awesome being rich he thought. He picked up his phone and told the driver to get him some "Fresca" he didn't want a fucking Sprite he wanted a "Fresca" and that was what he would get. Also some rum and coke...
User Reviews
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2008-04-29 15:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's assume that you are real, I just realized that you're are a living B movie. A horrible collection of clichés and melodrama taking itself seriously while the audience laughs their asses off.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-28 22:13:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:02:29 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
APOLLO88 = PERKMAN
Would you people please stop buying into this fucking farce? Apollo obviously sucks at driving alters but you faggots are too ignorant to see it.
APOLLO88 = PERKMAN
hahahaha
yeah okay captain conspiracy, i REALLY don't have time for shit like this right now.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-28 14:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and I changed my MVA name in honor of your uberdeath.....
FAG
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:21:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 06:25:03 PDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-05 19:11:30 EST (#)
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Write, Forrest! write!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber is a special place for special people.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahaahahaha
A lot of epic quotes here:
"Ring, Ring" ----- I lol'd when I thought of a phone actually having dialogue and saying "ring, ring".
and the awesome: "through a grand at her face."
I still can't decide if PerkMan is an alter or not. He acts like one most of the time, but he does some non-alterish things too.
Some of the people who reviewed this are definitely right - this seemed to be more of a conscious effort to have shitty writing than just accidental.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:15:23 EDT (#)
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I did mean WWII and i DID mean ABC. It was a great doco on how an englishman chucked porno pamphlets all over the mutterland to affect morale. Oh well, im just going to watch the Super Kings v the Challengers and pretend i care about which Indian 20/20 team is winning at 1.15am!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
APOLLO88 = PERKMAN
Would you people please stop buying into this fucking farce? Apollo obviously sucks at driving alters but you faggots are too ignorant to see it.
APOLLO88 = PERKMAN
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:52:57 EDT (#)
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TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP DO DAH! DO DAH!
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP DO DO DO DAH DAY!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:34:09 EDT (#)
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okay I have to go to bed. And screw you apollo, when Montgomery was running to Antartica and the Rats of Tobruk were propping up the war effort you weren't so 'just like the bundesliga' then. you fathead.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:26:41 EDT (#)
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Jerry's getting done for, it's rubbish.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:23:30 EDT (#)
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bit like the bundesliga
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:21:16 EDT (#)
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it's dreadful, but it's got Germans.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:20:01 EDT (#)
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okay that was a LITTLE BIT spooky. I had to push some buttons on my remote, then cycle backwards as if I'd read "on porn" to mean SBS - somehow. I *am* watching a show on seven? about ww1, and that's why you freaked me out. stop it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:17:10 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha
perkman is what would happen if dan jaines and chris evans had offspring
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:15:04 EDT (#)
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you're not watching that doco on porn in WWII on the ABC are you? if i weren't involved in an online poker tourney id be glued to it right now, its great.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are not the boss of me phallic.
alright i'm going.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:03:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:13:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:09:16 EDT (#)
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it's almost like transformer is here again
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DANGER ITS LATE HERE AT NIGHT IN AUS GO TO BED.
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okay
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-11-05 19:11:30 EST (#)
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Write, Forrest! write!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:13:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's almost like transformer is here again
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DANGER ITS LATE HERE AT NIGHT IN AUS GO TO BED.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-04-28 09:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's almost like transformer is here again
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-28 08:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-28 00:17:04 CDT (#)
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Ok, I'm now completely convinced that this is an alter.
Everything surrounding "Paid In Full" I understood - and it had a certain 'innocence' to it.
This? No, this was done atrociously in a deliberate, well-thought-out manner...
i genuinely don't think so you know.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-28 08:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-04-28 07:14:47 EDT (#)
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Mother of fuck!
"Ring,Ring"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:54:37 EDT (#)
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Dude, this was really really really good, it's a good thing you have a talent like this to fall back on now that you've dropped out of school!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:48:06 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:47:49 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha i actually read this
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116019
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:09:20 EDT (#)
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Uber is a special place for special people.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-28 05:09:13 EDT (#)
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I was going to rail on Apollo for disrespecting a classic until i got to "usurious" and cracked the fuck up.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-28 01:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, I'm now completely convinced that this is an alter.
Everything surrounding "Paid In Full" I understood - and it had a certain 'innocence' to it.
This? No, this was done atrociously in a deliberate, well-thought-out manner...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-28 01:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:54:31 EDT (#)
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How can drinking be "usurious"? You can't just take words and change the meaning just bacause you like the way they sound, you riboflavin!
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i concur. the dexterity at which you ovulate is maddening.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:54:31 EDT (#)
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How can drinking be "usurious"? You can't just take words and change the meaning just bacause you like the way they sound, you riboflavin!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:37:36 EDT (#)
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"Hey, Bro's we got to fucking go"
AHAHAHAHA
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:34:03 EDT (#)
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you know.....
this is like the new 'Paid In Full'.
It really is.
"through a grand at her face" is up there with "but whom done it...."
LMAO
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-04-27 22:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116086
What happened to that?
Even in the time you were gone, how have you made absolutley no progress whatsoever?
This was utter shit. This is how people drop IQ points.
This makes Ashton Kutcher's shitty movies seem tolerable in comparison.
I'd prefer pineapple rape than reading another line of this. That's raped by, then with a pineapple. The real kind of pineapple, that are jagged and don't come in a can because they naturally grow much larger in the proper environment.
You are one of the few people who I'd like to see leave this website then suddenly get hit by a bus full of whiny college kids that just got out of a "Philosophy 101" class, who will complain about the transportation system, oil companies, and the environment, calling what just happened to you a tradgedy instead of helping you as you die from internal injuries.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-27 21:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. I mean I expected this to be terrible, but this was a NEW sort of terrible. It was like a busload of nuns collided with the Polar Express and spilled oil all over those Happy Feet oenguins.
In fact, you know that fucked up poor kid from the Polar Express? The one who had probably been molested or something? I could see him writing this in group therapy 40 years later. I don't know whether to give you -2 for being one of the worst writer on ubersite, or +2 for being one of the craziest alters. Guess I'll compromise in the middle.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you leave already?
Twice?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:42:12 EDT (#)
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I've often thought of carving rocks for fun.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-27 20:08:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Word perk.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-27 19:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKR3QU3dB0M
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-27 19:34:27 EDT (#)
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redlikeskies- glad you liked it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-27 19:18:45 EDT (#)
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*vomits copiously*