Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear corn_nugget, (1103 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-04-28 10:39:57 EDT
happy birthday to you.
And many more.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-01 00:43:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:44:51 EDT (#)
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WHy'd you see my ID?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-30 08:04:05 EDT (#)
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Sorry Adam. I don't have you on my Facebook page so I don't know when your birthday is. Maybe next year homie.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-30 01:20:55 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR DINOSAURZ LOL
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:55:48 EDT (#)
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fine fine...
happy 35th b-day!
(yeah... i know how old you REALLY were/are. I saw your I.D.)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:29:46 EDT (#)
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why didn't i get a birthday post?
you can be a real insensitive cunt sometimes ya know?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:02:11 EDT (#)
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THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-04-29 13:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-04-29 11:56:33 EDT (#)
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Boo!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-29 09:44:45 EDT (#)
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Whatever Herpes. I was like 26 or something when we hung out.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-04-29 00:05:35 EDT (#)
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You're older than 30.
You were like 30 way back when...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:34:24 EDT (#)
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Don't cry Squiddy. The sex was great. What was bad was... well... you know.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:12:38 EDT (#)
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Happy Birfday Corn_Nugget!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-04-28 18:58:50 EDT (#)
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hahaha!
LOL AT BELOW!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-28 17:20:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:35:39 EDT (#)
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HOW DARE YOU.
LOL j/k. I'm only 29 and currently in a relationship where I'm enjoying the best sex of my life
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-04-28 17:07:17 EDT (#)
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The words "Birthday" and "Happy" and stuff...
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-28 17:06:33 EDT (#)
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oops... Happy Birthday
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-04-28 17:06:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:59:45 EDT (#)
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funny thing about this cartoon is that i was looking forward to those essay tips
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:57:43 EDT (#)
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bummer
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:52:18 EDT (#)
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ya whatever
i'm actually in a pissy mood cause some bitch from NYC side swiped me on the way to work today
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:45:42 EDT (#)
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Been there done that, sweetheart.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:43:51 EDT (#)
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:D
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:43:44 EDT (#)
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Enjoying youth by doing whatever he wants, all the time above
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:35:39 EDT (#)
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HOW DARE YOU.
LOL j/k. I'm only 29 and currently in a relationship where I'm enjoying the best sex of my life, so I'm not so bitter right now. Check back with me in about 8 months after I've turned 30 and gone through (yet another) acrimonious breakup.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:28:29 EDT (#)
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bitter over her own age below
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:25:24 EDT (#)
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Traitor punk below.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:24:49 EDT (#)
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o wow you're kind of old :(
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:23:18 EDT (#)
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By 3th I clearly meant 3rd birthday and not 30th.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:22:48 EDT (#)
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Happy 3th CN.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:21:11 EDT (#)
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IM THIRTY!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:19:59 EDT (#)
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how old are you, corn_nugget? (btw i always thought you were a guy)
+2 for the comic.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:15:53 EDT (#)
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I already know how old you are.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:08:25 EDT (#)
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What, nobody wants to know how old I am????
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-28 15:58:46 EDT (#)
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yeah right fine whatever pass the salsa
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 15:58:10 EDT (#)
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lol this is like my highest rated post ever. Nice.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-28 13:19:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 16:53:13 BST (#)
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I reckon Ubersite is gearing up for some manner of mega drama. I am hoping it will be UK based because then it will be extra fun for me.
I want Orphelia to cheat on her husband with some hapless Uber brit (not me please) and there to be all "Flashman is lookin' after ma' baby" for like, a month, before it all implodes in some manner of public spectacle. Heh, that'd be cool.
*writes letter to santa*
I would mention LM but she has so much drama in her regular life that Uber drama is too tame for her. Anyway, bring on the clowns!
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You wish my baby misery, berty? Considering your own parents split, that is terrible.
Happy birthday corny. :)
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-04-28 13:10:15 EDT (#)
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happy birfday!!!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:57:27 EDT (#)
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Happy Day.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:24:13 EDT (#)
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Awww! Happy Birthday!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:03:59 EDT (#)
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Perhaps we are overdue for a bit of drama. It would be a nice change of pace if it involved some sluts and maybe also some nude photos.
HAHA JUST KIDDING. IT WOULD NOT BE A CHANGE OF PACE AT ALL.
Just please leave the kids out of it.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-28 12:02:14 EDT (#)
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He who har-hars last har-hars best. I Harharred hard. What would be the equivalent of LOL for Harharhar? "HHH"? Just doesn't seem flashy enough.
Someone get to work on that, pronto.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:56:46 EDT (#)
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Icarus, thanks for appreciating my sweater. Really.
Berty, I have that same feeling. Funny you should say that.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:53:13 EDT (#)
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I reckon Ubersite is gearing up for some manner of mega drama. I am hoping it will be UK based because then it will be extra fun for me.
I want Orphelia to cheat on her husband with some hapless Uber brit (not me please) and there to be all "Flashman is lookin' after ma' baby" for like, a month, before it all implodes in some manner of public spectacle. Heh, that'd be cool.
*writes letter to santa*
I would mention LM but she has so much drama in her regular life that Uber drama is too tame for her. Anyway, bring on the clowns!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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About your having a nice sweater? It looked very comfy, though rode somewhat up your back. My wife's shirts do that too, and she's a tiny little thing.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:45:21 EDT (#)
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Icarus, you might be onto something.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:38:18 EDT (#)
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Happy birthday Corn!
I love that cartoon.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:34:38 EDT (#)
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In that one post, you named a character Jared, whom we all know from that Subway commercial. Jared's the name of a fat guy with glasses who is trying desperately to either:
A. Not be fat.
B. Not have a Brady Bunch perm.
C. Not be a corporate mascot whore.
I mean, you write about strange things, like muslim necropolii, and talking to people over your lunchbeak, and I generally give you a lot of leeway, as you have a nice sweater. But naming your character after the whore of Subway? That crosses the line from "slightly abnormal" to "somewhat friggin odd".
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:27:37 EDT (#)
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to quote Frosty the Snowman..."HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"
*turns into a puddle from global warming*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:24:46 EDT (#)
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happy b-day corn. mine's next week, blah.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:23:38 EDT (#)
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Give me one example!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:21:29 EDT (#)
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Some of the things you say make me think you're a tad odd.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:16:39 EDT (#)
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IM PAINFULLY NORMAL!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:12:53 EDT (#)
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Corn nugget's kinda weird.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:04:14 EDT (#)
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Aaawww, what's the matter Head? Shit weekend?
Scourge, I'm in a hot and heavy straight phase right now. Not that I wouldn't break something off for corn_nugget. She's a choice piece.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-28 11:00:09 EDT (#)
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fuck corn nugget and fuck you too, Jaw.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:57:04 EDT (#)
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Aaand many mooooore...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:56:22 EDT (#)
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I could sure go for a hummer from you for your birthday.
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:53:48 EDT (#)
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*yawn*
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:52:35 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:52:29 EDT (#)
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Scourge, you're the only girl I'll ever go gay with. Sissy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:50:46 EDT (#)
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you're totally trying to gay with her, aren't you?
+2 hot lesbian action
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:45:20 EDT (#)
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AWWWWWWWWWWW THANKS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:45:20 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 hot southern chick
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:43:51 EDT (#)
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lol, loved it :)
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-28 10:40:58 EDT (#)
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+2 jeanneeeeeeenenenenennenenenneneneenneee