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Submitted by Stanton_Brasher<juggalo44.at.mad.scientist.com> (View user info) at 2003-08-07 11:13:58 EDT


I don't have much time to watch the boob tube much these days but back in the day I did my fair share stare. HEre is a list of my five favorite sitcoms of all time and my favorite episode of those sitcoms.

5. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire:

Will returns to the ghetto to meet up with some old friends and brings his short, white acting cousin Carlton; hilarity ensues. The ghetto thugs dress Carlton up like one of them and teach him how to be areal gansta.

4. The Drew Carey Show:

Drew and his two best friends all meet the same girl on different occaisons. They don't realize that their hot dates for the weekend are all with the same girl. They take advice from Kate on how to woo a girl on the first date and all go through the same routine with the same girl.

3. Cheers:

Sam gets takes a job with a big firm only to find out that they wanted him on their company soft ball team and they plan on letting him go as soon as the season is over. The best scene in this episode is when Woody, Norm, and Cliff all come to visit him at his office.

2. Seinfeld:

Where to begin...........I loved the episode where Jerry meets the girl with the antique toy collection. He asks if he can play with the toys and she tells him that he can not. He decides to feed her turkey and wine so she will pass out and he can play with them. He even goes as far as to invite George and Elaine over as well. Kramer, gets the merv griffin set and reveals Jerry's actions on his show.

1. Roseanne:

The episode where DJ discovers masterbation. It kicks ass. Roseanne tries to have a talk about it with him and tries to compare what he is going through to her first period. DJ starts screaming and runs away. Then Dan stops him and tells him to calm down and asks what the problem is. When DJ explains Dan says, "as you were," and DJ runs off screaming again . I loved this show.

What are some of your favorite sitcoms and episodes?

Peace,
STREETPUNK

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Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-13 11:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes Money penny, he goes back to the b-ball court and tries to take on his old adversary. It was a funny episode.


Submitted by Moneypenny (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire:

Will returns to the ghetto to meet up with some old friends and brings his short, white acting cousin Carlton; hilarity ensues. The ghetto thugs dress Carlton up like one of them and teach him how to be areal gansta.


.. In west Philidelphia born and raised in the playground is where i spent most of my days'

I can still do the whole rap classic show..

Street - is this the same show where all old will's old friends call him a chicken cos he ran away after the fight ?

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-13 09:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't have the resources to look it up here at work but if you do, go for it and correct me if I am wrong. That is one of those facts that I remember hearing or reading from (what I thought was) a reliable source but I could have misread, misheard, or mis remembered. I know that I have been thinking that for years, so if I am wrong, please correct me if I am wrong or post a link if I am right.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-13 06:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Streetpunk ;- "hitler was 1/4 jew and killed more jews than any black on black killer" - Back that up?



Submitted by Eastcoast82 (user info) at 2003-08-12 02:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ruin, Think you are the biggest dumbass ever.

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-08-08 09:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more rascism??

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-08-08 09:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:23:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

Seinfeld - I agree with you. Kramer with the Merv Griffin set was hilarious.

That was a good one. Tiny instruments to do surgery on the squirrel.

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-08 00:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks Jan!!!!

Submitted by jan413core (user info) at 2003-08-07 18:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I like Rosanne too! this was a good post, too bad it got "ruin"ed by a bunch of racism shit

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok idiot, I am done arguing with you because you can't even understand what I am trying to say. it's not my bad in conveyence either. You truly are an idiot and I am about to leave work and go to band practice. See ya later Adolf.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if those street hoodlum niggers aren't rascist then neither are white-trash redneck crackers...

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 17:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh dear, the white yard-ape is angry and confused, diddums...

is it because you have so many black friends and you can't reconcile truth and being a naive tosser with having black friends?


i don't judge them as a whole race either, i just know instinctively that i DON'T like them because they are so fucking ignorantly RASCIST and i don't how much 'humour' they disguise it with.

robbed? by a white? your white? so what?

don't talk to me as if i'm as stupid as you WANT me to be to satisfy your brainwashed point of view, christ if you ever found yourself hating a black man for his race while living around so many of them in view of the naive way you think now then i think you'd probably crack up something terrible...


"I suppose you would rather the black population attack the white population."

they already do, they've been raping and murdering whites ever since the end of the civil war in america, even white liberals in government advocated such action, they still do in a way...

and no i don't want that, you moron.


where do you get this shit from? do you really feel the need to say black rascist insult after black rascist insult to me to make me out to be what you want me to be to keep your fragile mentality intact?

i couldn't care less what any 'black' person does so long as they don't give me any of their black rascist shit, which is not fucking likely to ever stop in any event.


you almost sound and think (ignorantly and degenerately) like a nigger you know that? everything you have written could have been written by a nigger, of course though if it had been the monkey-anger factor on said niggers part would probably have made it all ebonically unreadable...


i pray you don't have children either, especially seeing as how your such a nigger lover, darker the berry sweeter the juice ey?


1/4 jew? i find that hard to believe but then what has mass murder got to do with this arguement? hahaha... if he was part jew then who better to know what scum the jews really are then ey? we can argue about them in another thread when i next insult them.


"Did I ever say that my neighbors were white acting?"

THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THE 'WHITE ACTING' BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!? JUST SAY 'BOURGEOIS' AND HAVE BE DONE WITH IT!!!!!


"They are very much black acting but they don't attack me, like you claim all black folks do. Infact, these guys are pretty fucking cool and I have nothing but respect for them."

i have claimed no such thing, your brain washed mind is making you hallucinate so you can see what you want to see you fucking degenerate.

they are cool? you respect them? because they are black AND nice? because they are nice to you considering your a white boy? so what? do you realise how stupid and embarrassing your thinking in this matter is?


"You said black people always attack white people, especially in a neighborhood where white is the minority."

no i fucking didn't, thats more of those hallucinations on your part again, i said blacks are rascist, as rascist as anyone else but on top of they are the most rascist people alive!!!!!

it's a disgusting, sickening DOUBLE STANDARD that have where a nigger claims all whites are rascist before casually infering some black rascist shit against whites thinking doing such a thing is NOT rascist, which is one of the main reasons a white person could hate them so much.


"THEN OUR ANCESTORS FREED THEM, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE."

i've lost count of the amount of times i've laughed out loud at the lines you've spouted that argue my own point for me.

would white people sell six million of their own for guns and booze? blacks did.


the kkk was formed to stop blacks from gang raping white women and killing white farmers and taking their lands as was so prevalent after the end of the civil war, it still exists today because blacks are just that kind of people, doesn't matter how nice any one of them is... whites wanted to be assured of protection and still do.

look at what the blacks have been doing to white farmers in south african countries in recent years, oh ang on, you can't, they buried the bodies, or just burned them alive, whatever works really.

the ironic thing is that now they have stolen all that land they don't know how to farm it and it just all lies there unused!!!!!

oh and it was the french and latinos who took those six million slaves, the whites who took the land we now as america found them there in america when they came to settle, another people they had to dominate to secure their new civilisation.

YOUR CIVILISATION, you world killers you...


"I am ashamed to share the same skin color as you" well that says it all really...


You are stubborn and ignorant, along with stupid. That is a pretty dangerous combo


write the word 'bourgeois' just once, go on, you can do it...


it's plainly obvious what a brain-washed wannabe white-chocolate 'faux' nigger you are, you make me sick...


"Peace"

only a nigger would write such a stupid and out of place thing after that message...


i'm talking about NIGGERS

we can talk black people anytime you like...


Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are the only slave I see. you are a slvae to your own hatred. I am free because I have no one telling me who I can and can't like or love. You are a fucking tool to bigotry and ignorance.

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 16:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are so full of shit and ignoarnce, it's not even funny anymore. I pity you and pray you don't have children. You change one argument to another. Did I ever say that my neighbors were white acting? I think I stated the oppostie. They are very much black acting but they don't attack me, like you claim all black folks do. Infact, these guys are pretty fucking cool and I have nothing but respect for them. That was the intial argument, you dumb fuck. You said black people always attack white people, especially in a neighborhood where white is the minority.
I have been robbed before in a bad neighborhood too. Do you know what the race of the perp was? He was white. I have had bad experiences with white and black alike but that doesn't mean I judge an entire race and that is my point you fucking schmuck.
As far asyour argument about black on black crime, hitler was 1/4 jew and killed more jews than any black on black killer. Jeffry Dahmer killed mainly white men. Ted Bundy killed only white women. Billy the Kid never shot a black man, a mexican, or an indian. All his victims were white. So whaty is your point. The reason that there is black on black crime is the same reason there is any crime. Some people are greedy and don't care who they step on to get what they want. It has nothing to do with race. Some people are crazy and kill whoever gives them the thrill. It has nothing to do with race.
You are stubborn and ignorant, along with stupid. That is a pretty dangerous combo. I suppose you would rather the black population attack the white population. Actually, I know your type. You want to bust into a black church and burn it to the ground while wearing a white hood of hate and ignorance. You are such a dumbass. OUR ANCESTORS BROUGHT THEIR ANCESTORS HERE!!!!! THEN OUR ANCESTORS FREED THEM, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE. Stop crying, build a motha-fucking bridge and walk the fuck over. Then burn the bridge down and make sure I am on the other side. I am ashamed to share the same skin color as you and to walk the same earth as you and your kind.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

who was that southern guy after the american civil war that said the blacks would become the masters instead of the whites?

i don't like your brainwash bullshit, be quiet slave and bend over for your black masters...

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 15:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

don't you know how to spell bourgeois? is that the problem?

I'M WHITE AND I DON'T FUCKING ACT LIKE A MIDDLE CLASS IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT SNOB!!!!!

you should hear my accent and my dialect, it's gutteral and savage, but that's poor people in northwest england for you...

it's not a WHITE thing, it's a BOURGEOIS thing, if anything it comes from christianity and the world is full of middle-class snobs anyway, white people have had a lot of power for a long time though so i can see where you would become so hopelessly confused...

so your nice college-student job-owning black friends listen to ganster rap? how bourgeious of them...

i guess that's like a mainstream-pop white kid thinking he is 'heavy metal' because he likes a heavy rock song that has managed to get itself on the mainstreams charts...


i don't need that kind of humour, it's okay for the mainstream but that just the tip of the fucking iceberg mate when it comes to reality.

BOURGEOIS!!! BOURGEOIS!!! SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!! B O U R G E O I S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 15:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If anyone is in sleepy sleepy dreamland, it is you. Guess what, I live in Denton, Texas, right down the street from our ghetto. The majority of people i work with are black and guess what, so are my neighbors. Two black guys that wear jerseys, have their hair in corn rows, and blair gangsta rap all the time. These guys are also both college students, they both have jobs, one has a kid, they are really nice, and they always invite me to bar-b-que with them. Nice try but when you walk around a group of black people screaming nigger, you will most likely get beat up and have your shit stolen.
I did not blindly infer shit. Carlton was playing a rich black guy, surrounded by rich white guys. Everyone is a product of their environment. Why would Carlton speak ebonics when he goes to private schools with highly paid English teachers? Why would Carlton be into Dr Dre when all his friends listen to Barry Manilow? Did you see the episode where Will was embarrassed to have him hang out with his friends because of how he acted and thought? That show broke your argument because Carlton basically stood up against the black people who were shunning him and he said"look, this is who I am. Accept it or don't." and he wasn't ashamed. That character could not have been played any other way. Do you know any black people from bel-aire? Who's to say that they wouldn't act like that. Chances are, they would.
Have you ever seen Jay and Silent Bob strike back? There is a scene where Chris Rock plays a film director and he thinks everyone hates him because he is black, he accuses whitey of being the devil, and basically makes ridiculous claims, and makes ridiculous requests. He was making fun of racist black people with that mentality. This is the same guy that makes white people jokes. Get a sense of humor. If you don't remotely try to walk on eggshells for anyone, why would anyone want to walk on eggshells for you?
Peace,
STREETPUNK


Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 15:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I don't take things too personally when it is meant as a joke"

WELL I FUCKING DO, so maybe i'm as bad as a 'nigger' then huh?

i'd like to see a 'nigger' maintain a blank expression at seeing a white man mock him with an 'uncle sam' joke, i could win serious money on a bet with that.


"Carlton, played a typical Bel-aire snob. If he was played by a white guy, you would have thought nothing of it, right? You would have said, "look at that rich bel-aire snob," but since he was played by a black guy, you get offended and throw a fit saying they are making fun of white culture."

THEY ARE AND DO and you blindly infered it yourself, this is what this line of arguement originated from, remember?

i did not infer it, YOU DID, my point is that you are a TOSSER for infering that, whether that was passively or actively i care not..

I CORRECTED YOU BY SAYING CARLTON IS BOURGEOIS NOT 'ACTING WHITE'

did you forget THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!

TOSSER


i think steve martin needs the work regardless, that's what i think...


"How would you feel if you walked past a group of (rascist) blacks and they stared you down like you were inferior to them"

happens all the time, obviously you live in a middle class area where gangsters aren't allowed to loiter...

go to an english council estate (ghetto) where blacks or southern asians are the majority, they'll steal everything you have then beat you to a pulp, why wouldn't they? happens in the english council estates where whites are the majority too, except for the guns and over-the-top-acting-like-an-american-gangster fake bullshit perpetuated by all non whites and especially non blacks...

sad bastards...


as for inequality, well that's what you get for NOT being born from a people who are dominant in a particular land, happens all through history to every people every where in every land.

perhaps you'd like to wake from sleepy sleepy dreamland now?



Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 14:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Firefly, long time no see...................I like Drew Carey but John Goodman is one of my all time favorite actors. Dan Conner is probably my all time favorite sitcom character. I think him, Sara Gilbert(Darlene, I think that is her real name) and Jackie(Laurie Metcalf) made that show. Their characters still crack me up.

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 14:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"WELL THEN WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ARGUEING WITH ME THEN?!?!?!?!?!"

Incoherent drivel from an idiot. Basically, what I am saying is, I don't take things too personally when it is meant as a joke. Your problem is, you don't understand that the door swings both ways. Automatically, i am a lefist because I don't like racism? You try to lump everyone in a catagorey but when you get lumped you get offended. This place called "America" is a two way street. If you don't want to be generalized, then stop generalizing. If you keep doing it, you fan the flame from the other side. I thought all three of those movies are funny. I also thought it was funny when Martin Lawernce said "we was wondering if we could borrow a cup of brown sugar," in bad boys. It's all in good fun and you seem to represent the the extreme opposite of which you bitch about. Extremist suck either way. You are too stupid to see my point. Carlton, played a typical Bel-aire snob. If he was played by a white guy, you would have thought nothing of it, right? You would have said, "look at that rich bel-aire snob," but since he was played by a black guy, you get offended and throw a fit saying they are making fun of white culture. What if they were just making fun of rich bel-aire snobs(who tend to be white)? When you see the legendary comedian from Texas, Steve Martin, talk in ebonics and hang out with Queen Latifah, your kind think it is glorifying the black culture and you think somewhere along the way we are trying to lose our identity and let black culture take over or you think it is out right cool that they are making fun of "niggers" and wish that they didn't have any "porch monkey" actors in the film because it disgusts you to see them. Which is it? I think Carlton is funny and I think Steve Martin is funny. I have a sense of humor and realize that a joke is a joke, regardless of it's punchline. When you cross the line into actual degradation to the black race(or when a black person crosses the line to the white race) it makes me angry. It's wrong, pure and simple. How would you feel if the black race was the first to start civilization and they had the original power and they enslaved our ancestors, and we had to fight for our freedom against them and struggle for equal rights. How would you feel if you walked past a group of black skinheads(hypothetical) and they stared you down like you were inferior to them. What if your grandfather was poor because the rich black man would not hire him at a decent job with decent pay in the 1950's causing your father to grow up in an unprivelaged home where things aren't much better, then causing you to grow up in a privelaged home. Even though things are a lot better, the black powers of the world still have a slightly skewed view of your culture because some people in the same situation as you felt they had to steal, deal, and pillage to get the money/power they felt was deserved. Everything snowballs. Granted none of us enslaved anyone and none of the ones around now have ever been enslaved but there was a time, not too long ago, when racism was acceptable and an entire race had to over come it. It doesn't matter what their skin color is because any race that has had that long of a battle would be in the same position. You just want to think they are inferior to you? What makes you any better than any scum on this earth? I think you need to get a life and grow a damn brain.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by firefly at 2003-08-07 14:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

those are good episodes but i think drew carry is much better then rosanne.

Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-07 13:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ruin is a serious pain in the ass. Him and some other guy... Lazy Fat Ass.

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 13:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"BTW, you must have not seen the hit movie "Bringing Down the House" or other movies "Beverly Hills Most wanted" and "Bulworth." Those were movies with white lead actors, poking fun of the black culture and I laughed at all that shit. You open your ignorant mouth before you even knew what you were talking about. Get your shit straight, bigot."

WELL THEN WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ARGUEING WITH ME THEN?!?!?!?!?!

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 13:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what new ideas? it was the same knee-jerk faux-leftist bullshit your kind ALWAYS come out with, no chance of a decent debate with you, slave...

recap for me, what EXACTLY did i miss? go on, nail me...

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 13:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"you wouldn't think a subtle non-obvious 'nigger' joke on primetime american television acceptable now would you? no? okay then..."

BTW, you must have not seen the hit movie "Bringing Down the House" or other movies "Beverly Hills Most wanted" and "Bulworth." Those were movies with white lead actors, poking fun of the black culture and I laughed at all that shit. You open your ignorant mouth before you even knew what you were talking about. Get your shit straight, bigot.
Peace,
STREETPUNK



Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 13:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job on avoiding an answer. Is that because you are an ignorant fuck wit that thinks they are so mighty they can judge an entire race? Just curious. This has nothing to do with english comedy either. You were just trying to change the subject because your argument is weak. you didn't even address the new ideas I put infront of you. Good try but I think it is safe to say that you are the jackass who has no sense of humor. If you hate everyone, why do you interact on a world wide message bored? How about you move away to a deserted island and quit bothering people, you fucking redneck-bigot.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you can't help yourself can you streetpunk?

better to be safe than sorry ey?


"when they act white."

"you dig?"

says it all really...


keep it coming fuckwit... hillbillys think nothing of their rascist humour too...

in case your just far too slow to realise: i am not a rascist, i care for neither white nor blacks, i am ambivalent and nuetral to all concerns, but if there is one thing i hate it is...

AN IDIOT!!!! ignorant faux-leftist ones to be specific...

i have seen plently of black american comedy, english tv is much more interested in swearing, faux/fake rascist-fascist leftism and obscenity then american tv is...

NOW RAISE TO IT MONKEY BOY!!!

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ruin, you overly sensitive bastard. Do I need to call you a waaaambulance. How many black comedians have you even sat down and watched? Do you realize that Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, and all those other black comedians make racist jokes about blacks as well? Do you also realize that Eddie Murphy has been in a million buddy movies (showtime, beverly hills cop, 48 hours, I-spy) where he plays the buddy of a white guy? In showtime he was the un-intelligent, comic relief, where as Deniro was the bad ass. You dig? You make too much of it. The characters on the Fresh Prince were loveable to both black and white races.
You assholes contradict yourselves all the time. You don't like "niggers" that live in the ghetto, talk in ebonics, and steal but when you see one on tv that plays a rich black guy in a predominatly white setting, you get butt-hurt when they act white.Let me sell it out for you, a person will reflect their settings if placed their long enough. I have known my share of rich, white folks and that is how they act. They wear their cardigans, sing in glee clubs, and act a lot like Carlton.
So what is it? You don't want to be stereotyped(assuming that Fresh Prince writers were stereo typing white folks) yet you think all black guys rape white women and listen to rap? You are such a fucking retard. I hope natural selection runs it's course on you real soon.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

to even out my -2

-Alan

Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

sorry about the minus two but im actually giving it to myself...

i cant believe i left out my favorites

first off best show ever That 70's Show-you could pick any episode their all
freakin hillarious.

also martin, i use to bet my friends that they couldnt watch and entire episode
without laughting once, i never lost

-Alan

Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what up street,

ok for seinfeld, the toy one was actually on last night very funny but i would
have to say the soup nazi is my all time favorite
"No soup for you"

cheers, the funniest thing i remember is one episode there walking down the stairs
to open up one morning and sam forgot his key, well carla comes down the stairs and
she dosn't have hers either, then norm comes strolling down and open the bar with
his set.

home improvement, i like the one where brad gets busted for hiding his weed stash
under the swing, who the hell hides there stash under the swing, thats what he gets.

drew carey, the episode where drews friends put his face on the bottle of beer when
he is trying to get married quick.

roseanne, for some reason im drawing a blank, nothing really sticks out to me

-Alan

and dont worry street i will be down there by the end of this year.

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"My bad, I realize that you are one of those racist idiots. Get over it man. Your ancestors who beleived in slavery brought them over here only to have them freed a hundred years later. That really came back to bite those bigots in the ass, didn't it. It's all good though, you are a fucking moron and I see that now. Pardon me, I had not looked up the definition of the word bourgeois because I have limited access to the net on my work computer. From context clues it sounded like you were being too liberal, no I realize you were just being too retarded for me to comment to anymore after this reply."

faux-leftism has reached epidemic proportions amongst the white population all over the world...

you didn't even need to THINK to write that post now did you? all you needed was to feel insulted right?

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh dear oh dear oh dear...

humour is fine, a white rascist loves to tell nigger jokes...

the BLACK people behind that show designed carltons character to be a mockery of 'whiteness'

in truth he is actually 'bourgeois'

the fact that there is such a high % of white americans who are bourgeois (socially ignorant) really don't help...

if you see carlton as 'white acting' then you are enforcing the IGNORANT AND RASCIST views of BLACK RASCISTS whether they are being funny or aggressive it matters not, you wouldn't think a subtle non-obvious 'nigger' joke on primetime american television acceptable now would you? no? okay then...

i don't care how funny you think it is, i've heard white rascists laugh themselves sick at genuinely funny 'nigger' jokes

AND THERE IN LIES THE PROBLEM YOU TOSSER


Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 12:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My bad, I realize that you are one of those racist idiots. Get over it man. Your ancestors who beleived in slavery brought them over here only to have them freed a hundred years later. That really came back to bite those bigots in the ass, didn't it. It's all good though, you are a fucking moron and I see that now. Pardon me, I had not looked up the definition of the word bourgeois because I have limited access to the net on my work computer. From context clues it sounded like you were being too liberal, no I realize you were just being too retarded for me to comment to anymore after this reply.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get over it ruin. I wasn't being durogatory. If you knew anything about writing you would know that they purposely wrote Carlton's character to be "white acting." It was part of the comedy. Put a black guy from the ghetto in the home of a rich black family that doesn't act like the main character. Fish out of water, if you will. That episode reversed the scenerio and put Carlton in the middle of a group of people that were unlike him and it showed how he adapted to it. Considering Carlton was my favorite character on that show, I liked seeing him put in that situation. It made me laugh. Don't turn this into a pc conversation, expecially with a hypocritical remark of calling me a tosser, like being gay and licking an asshole is a bad thing. Fucking moron.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by HedgehogAngel (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My favorite scene in a comedy is in Cheers at the beginning of the show

Someone asks George how he is doing and he says in return "It's a dog eat dog world and I am wearing milkbone underwear".

Peace,
Cindy

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Star Trek the Next Generation, the episode where Q first shows up.
i know its not a situational comedy, but i still love that show!

Home Improvement ROCKS!

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The episode of "Who's the Boss?" Where Tony see's Angela naked in the shower!

Submitted by ruin (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for calling carlton 'white acting'

if you had accurately called him 'bourgeois' i would have given you a +2

TOSSER

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the simpsons but I wouldn't call it a sitcom, atleast not in the traditional sense. It doesn't have laugh tracks and it is animated. It's stories seem to not follow the typical situational guidlines. It is a fucking awesome show. I like the episode where Homer puts the hippie guys mushrooms in the drink that they sold(I can't remember which drink it was) and people started tripping all over the place. I also liked the episode where Marge becomes a cop and the episode where Homer gets charged with sexual harrassment. I like too many episodes of that show.
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by ronnockeem (user info) at 2003-08-07 11:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seinfeld - I agree with you. Kramer with the Merv Griffin set was hilarious.

Simpsons - (TV GUIDE says its a sitcom) The episode where Homer gets attacked by crows and starts smoking medicinal marijuana.

Home Improvement - The episode where Tim blows up the annoying guys house (sorry i cant be more specific.)


Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with
pay. Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards stupidity.

Homer: Stupidity, eh?

King-Size Homer