My religious beliefs. (785 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.12 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2008-04-28 18:57:17 EDT
I believe in many different aspects of many different religions, but... to sum it all up is hard. I believe in nirvana and obtaining the ultimate happyness. I believe in a higher power, but not nessicarily (I'm really sorry I can't spell english too great, eh Jake?) in Jesus. So what does that make me? Where do I stand?
Well, in these past couple weeks, and in the past couple years, and... well all my life, I've believed in the following:
One heart. One Soul. One Love. and Hockey.
GO HABS GO.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:37:42 EDT (#)
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At least it's not your face.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:17:53 EDT (#)
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Yes I skate - in fact, I play hockey.
And I'm from ... about an hour out of Montreal.
GO HABS GOOOO
It's not Price's fault either.... FUCK YOU CARBOOO
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-04-28 21:02:39 EDT (#)
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do you skate? where are you from?
flyers are playing well tonight. i'm surprised that price is benched for the 3rd. not really, considering how hot/not he's been.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:42:00 EDT (#)
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Your team throws sucker punches
Our team scores ON YOUR POWER PLAY and HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOPS WE JUST SCORED AGAIN
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:36:34 EDT (#)
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I bet you didn't give a shit about the Canadiens until they looked like they might go all the way. Just sayin.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:25:48 EDT (#)
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what the suck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-28 20:13:51 EDT (#)
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You also believe in swallowing the big white load.
DON'T FORGET THAT, MOTHER TERESA.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu you vapid, shallow cunt
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:58:25 EDT (#)
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Taking different beliefs from different world religions is like taking little flakes of shit off of a bunch of random turds and then squishing them all together to form your own messy turd which you then claim to have shat out.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:58:02 EDT (#)
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That is kinda creepy.
GO SHARKS!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for listening to me
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
P.S.
It appears that Youpi doesn't have a dick on which one would suck.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:08:16 EDT (#)
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hole
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:07:55 EDT (#)
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Price likes it in his five-whole.
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
etc.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:03:14 EDT (#)
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That's a load of bullshit. I wouldn't talk about my real and honest religious values on ubersite, what the fuck.
Point is, GO HABS GO.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:02:17 EDT (#)
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It makes you like every other white person on Earth. Congratulations.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/2-religions-that-their-parents-dont-belong-to/
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-28 19:00:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-04-24 09:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
LETS GO FLYERS! *CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-04-28 18:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It makes you just like everyone else. Now peel the caterpillars off your forehead and upper lip and try actually writing something.