Humanity: EPIC FAIL (392 hits)
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Submitted by 8 bit hero (View user info) at 2008-04-29 10:38:00 EDT
I wish this was a joke, I really do.
TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) -- A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.
The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.
Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.
"The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only," he said. "The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact - the loss of virginity."
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-04-30 13:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care what the body says; the title is a life motto of mine.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-04-30 09:29:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-30 05:53:36 EDT (#)
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actually, I like the picture
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:43:30 EDT (#)
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this is hilarious
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:33:53 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:27:09 EDT (#)
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There should be men with nailguns that magically teleport to these events and summarily solve them for us.
Swimming in the gene pool might just be fun again!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:53:33 EDT (#)
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As a future lawyer i am in full support of the hyperbolic propagation of retarded, vexacious claims.
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I'm reminded of case of the guy who sued for battery because someone blew cigarette smoke in his face and the particulate matter in the smoke satisfied the contact component of battery.
No I'm not.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:07:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:53:33 EDT (#)
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As a future lawyer i am in full support of the hyperbolic propagation of retarded, vexacious claims.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:53:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... You now have my vote for middle-eastern genocide
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-29 20:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This wasn't that bad, really.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-29 11:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man Who Took Lampshade 'Lie Detector' Seeks Settlement
TheJacksonChannel.Com
JACKSON, Miss. - A mentally disabled man who was given a fake lie detector test is still waiting for a settlement after six years. Pearl police admitted that officers put a lampshade on Huey Granger's head in June 2002. Granger had filed a police report claiming that his daughter was attacked by her boyfriend in their Pearl home. While at the police station, officers Keith Peterson and Jeff Thames gave him a "fake lie detector test."
Granger is adamant that two former Pearl police officers should pay for his pain and humiliation. He is asking for $2 million in a civil lawsuit against the two men.
"I'm asking for $2 million tax free in my pocket and my insurance paid for the rest of my life," Granger said Friday following a hearing in federal court.
"He hit me in the back of my head and messed my neck up pretty bad and put a lampshade on my head with electric wires hooked to it and was trying to shoot electricity to me and get me to change my story to what happened to my daughter," Granger said. The incident was videotaped and the city admitted the officers were wrong. Peterson and Thames were suspended and both eventually left the department. Granger, who is mentally disabled, filed a lawsuit for civil rights violations. A federal judge ruled a few years ago that the city could not be held accountable for the officers? actions because there was not a documented "pattern or history of abuse." Granger was left to sue the officers individually.
"I don't have nothing against them either," Granger said. "I just hope they'll make up their minds and get this case settled cause it's been going on too long." An attorney representing the officers and Pearl Police Chief Bill Slade declined to comment on Friday's settlement conference.
The case is scheduled to go to trial Nov. 3 before U.S. Judge James Sumner.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-29 11:09:06 EDT (#)
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Much fail.
Now people can be "raped" without any contact? wtf? In 10 years college girls will be able to get someone arrested by saying "he was THINKING about raping me!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-04-29 11:06:42 EDT (#)
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Go away
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-29 11:05:20 EDT (#)
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also it seems that christ is compelling me to take a spelling course.
fucking hangovers.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:58:08 EDT (#)
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the power of christ compels you to stop this horseshit immediatley...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fire.
Die.
A.
In.
/\/\/\/\/\
Rearrange.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're as stupid as they are
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-04-29 10:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2-bit wanker