Vindicated. (590 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-04-29 21:54:44 EDT
Vindication...
I am at this moment vindicated. All those who thought I wasn't smart enough or else that I shouldn't have pursued my path. I have been freed like a bird rising as a Phoenix. I will forever go on.
Never will I stop. You will all hate me even more. I have got what I wanted. The vindication has come for me. The Vindication that no one can ever take away.
Fuck you all that hated on me. I'm vindicated. Med- School here I come.
Doesn't it suck to know Uber that I will be paid in three years? Hah! I hope you all hate me and keep thinking I'm some loser who doesn't have a brain in his head. But I will let you all wallow in you're decadence.
I have been vindicated. I have been vindicated. You're jealousy will only light my happiness to see how pathetic some of you're lives are.
Keep with the decadence people. Keep it up. Some of us are trying to excel.
I will keep writhing though. Sometimes Uber your hate hurts my soul.
I guess I should Uber it huh? You idiot's do know Uber means "over" or "Above" In German right? Well I would know. I got into Cal.
User Reviews
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-04-30 19:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking tosser, getting in is the easy part. Finishing well, getting a job and the rest of the world not thinking you're a nob jockey is the hard part. Get a grip on reality you tosser.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-04-30 19:49:05 EDT (#)
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The first step in not being a loser is to stop thinking you have to vindicate yourself to a bunch of morons on the internet.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-04-30 18:56:01 EDT (#)
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It's great you got into school. I'm sure mom and dad are very proud, but I'm sure nobody else gives a rats ass about it. If you want to brag, win the fuckin' lottery, fuck a playboy bunny in the mansion, or skydive naked on to Mt.Everest.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-04-30 18:25:36 EDT (#)
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Do you know what they call a person who graduates last in his/her class from medical school?
Wait for it.
Doctor.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-04-30 14:07:49 EDT (#)
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3 years premed (which means nothing, anybody and I mean anyone can declare premed along with thier major)
+ 4 years med school (only ~15% acceptance rate)
+2-4 years residency
+200k in debt
+bullshit
= this post
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-30 13:32:28 EDT (#)
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hahah Icarus, thanks for clearing all that up for me.
I miss Fat Tony = (
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-04-30 13:24:26 EDT (#)
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mazel tov
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-30 12:52:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:39:41 EDT (#)
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Ummm, so let me get this straight.......you dropped out of college - I'm sorry, I meant "collage" - because no one "understands you", and yet you somehow advanced to the next stage, which is medical school? If you couldn't do the pre-med, which apparently is just four years of college and some biology classes, how the fuck did anyone accept you for med school? Please enlighten me on how this whole process works, because I'm utterly baffled as to your logic.
Seriously? Are you THAT mentally retarded that you think anyone is going to believe this? How are you not focusing all your mental energies on passing the janitor test at your local high school?
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Having seen this episode of Fresh Prince/Blossom/A Different World let me fill in the gaps:
Door: Knock knock!
Dean Blueballs: Come in.
Door: Creak.
Audience: Cheers!
Dean BB: Well well, if it isn't the Perkamn, whom I know from a campus of over five thousand students because of your campus-wide reputation for being a rich white slacker. I thought you left this school.
Perkman: Why you got to be on me like that, Deen? I left because your always on me like that. Because you people don't get me. You don't even make the effart. Remember that time you caught me making out with that chick? Where you all "hey good job, Perkman?" No. You were all down on me about taking a doll into final exams. And when Professor Crabgrass ragged me out for not attending class that week, did you even listen to my side?
Dean BB: You didn't have a side, Perkman. You got so busy playing video games and snorting pixie sticks you forgot to attend class or bathe.
Perkman: Exactly! Fucking hell man, isn't their a place in this world for pixie sticks and video games? Can't you see that goofing off is just a part of who I am? Why do you have to edit that? Why do you have to restain it? Isn't there anyplace left for a stupid, overprivilidged white kid?
Dean BB: Perkman, what you just said touched a place in my stony heart. Tell you what, if you can pass final exams tommorow and win the tricathalon against Harvard, I'll give you that 9/11 widow's place in Cal Tech.
Montage: WOWWOWOWOW! BOWCHICABOWOW! <fade out>
Perkman: I DID IT!
Dean BB: Good job, Perkman. Even though you've demonstrated no talent and only minimal effort, you have shown Cal Tech one thing we are sorely lacking; heart.
Closing Credits: BOWOWOW! BOWCHICABOWOW!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-30 12:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pre·ten·tious- adjective
1. full of pretense or pretension.
2. characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.
3. making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.
I'm glad you feel S-M-R-T.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what method said.
with 56% less grease and homo eroticism.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:39:41 EDT (#)
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Ummm, so let me get this straight.......you dropped out of college - I'm sorry, I meant "collage" - because no one "understands you", and yet you somehow advanced to the next stage, which is medical school? If you couldn't do the pre-med, which apparently is just four years of college and some biology classes, how the fuck did anyone accept you for med school? Please enlighten me on how this whole process works, because I'm utterly baffled as to your logic.
Seriously? Are you THAT mentally retarded that you think anyone is going to believe this? How are you not focusing all your mental energies on passing the janitor test at your local high school?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:35:07 EDT (#)
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hahaha
he probably means pre-med at the local community college.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-04-30 11:32:02 EDT (#)
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this didn't make me laugh even once
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:21:03 EDT (#)
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jesus.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:16:52 EDT (#)
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Make with the funny, alter.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:16:40 EDT (#)
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congratulations
now. What I want to know is how someone who obviously failed english over and over and over and over again is able to actually get into med school.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-04-30 10:04:58 EDT (#)
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How did you get into college if you can barely form a cohesive sentence with less than 4 grammar or spelling errors?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-30 09:36:11 EDT (#)
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In all fairness, Ltap, I think being a doctor still counts as 'hard work'. I'm not sure but I also think your argument would be applicable as:
"it's fucking a piece of piss builing interplanetry rocket probes, all you've got to do is remember a bunch of stuff."
Which is, of course, bollocks.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-04-30 09:14:36 EDT (#)
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I have news for you - you don't need to be smart to go to med school. This is why so many morons are doctors; in fact, you will probably become one of them. All you need to do is memorize things and learn, which all normal people have a capacity for.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-04-30 06:54:01 EDT (#)
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Word.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-30 06:36:48 EDT (#)
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Perkman is a hero, he's going to be a surgeon.
And by that I mean that he will become the most succesful killer since Dr. Harold Shipman. He will probably go after little girls though, because he is a degenerate.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-04-30 06:20:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-04-30 05:24:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Aussie_em (user info) at 2008-04-30 05:18:57 EDT (#)
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ur gonna be in med school for 3 years, but probablly paying it off for 6...
suck my balls
Submitted by Littlebint (user info) at 2008-04-30 05:00:10 EDT (#)
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Doesn't it suck to know Uber that I will be paid in three years?
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Not really. I get paid, very nicely, every month and have done for quite some time. Do you live off mummy and daddy is that why you havent had to earn your own money before?
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-04-30 04:21:16 EDT (#)
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Just try not to let the stress get to you and end up swinging from the end of a rope in a valium-induced stupor.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-04-30 03:32:40 EDT (#)
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You idiot's do know Uber means "over" or "Above" In German right? Well I would know. I got into Cal.
Hey Du Arschloch, es ist Über und nicht Uber.
Don't even think of showing-off in a language you don't know Scheiße about, mkay Doc?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-30 02:39:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-04-30 00:30:25 EDT (#)
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You idiot's
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Isn't that the very definition of the word "irony" summed up into 2 words?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:57:54 EDT (#)
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Oh dammit it IS an alter.
Such a shame.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:49:32 EDT (#)
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STFU Apollo.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:39:28 EDT (#)
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Jack aren't you from the bay? I don't know if I want to live there or UCLA I'm brooding over the prospect. oh, yeah Fuck UCDAVIS.
So about Cal.. How many hippies will I tripover going to class? I heard there are a lot of bums. Like bums everywhere, bums in the trees!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:14:37 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:24:23 EDT (#)
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Actually you'll make the equivalent of about eight dollars per hour for the three to five years of your residency while at the same time paying off your exorbitant student loans. You'll work more erratic hours than I do, and assuming you even graduate and get into a fellowship somewhere, you'll spend the majority of that time in a laboratory bleeding rats and weighing their spleens. Meanwhile, the only woman who you'll have time for will be the snaggletoothed, socially inept four-eyes who came up with you, but all she'll do is listen to the sound of you fapping on the top bunk of the call room. By the time you move into your own practice you'll be thirty-five and wondering why the only program you could get into was Dermatology. It will be because you got your critical thinking skills from a textbook and nobody wanted to place you in the responsibility for actual human lives. Congratulations on Cal, though.
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Bullshit. His life will be golden. Don't you watch TV?
All the med students have vast loft apartments filled with cool shit and get plenty of ass. Lucky bastard.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:01:19 EDT (#)
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Thanks Rob. I got into a couple other big schools to like. UCLA, UCSC, UCSB didn't get in to Davis but fuck Davis. U of Miami, U of A and ASU. I think I'm going to the bear though. Gosh life is about to get better.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-04-29 23:00:56 EDT (#)
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your still retarded.
(see what I did there with the "your"? man eye'm clever!)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:42:28 EDT (#)
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Atta boy Perk.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:32:47 EDT (#)
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BeforeEmily- Why so god damn bitter?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:24:23 EDT (#)
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Actually you'll make the equivalent of about eight dollars per hour for the three to five years of your residency while at the same time paying off your exorbitant student loans. You'll work more erratic hours than I do, and assuming you even graduate and get into a fellowship somewhere, you'll spend the majority of that time in a laboratory bleeding rats and weighing their spleens. Meanwhile, the only woman who you'll have time for will be the snaggletoothed, socially inept four-eyes who came up with you, but all she'll do is listen to the sound of you fapping on the top bunk of the call room. By the time you move into your own practice you'll be thirty-five and wondering why the only program you could get into was Dermatology. It will be because you got your critical thinking skills from a textbook and nobody wanted to place you in the responsibility for actual human lives. Congratulations on Cal, though.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-04-29 22:18:33 EDT (#)
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Ummm, congrats... I guess.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:57:58 EDT (#)
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writhing though-
hahahaha man I'm a trip. Guess who's a Golden Bear
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:56:22 EDT (#)
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I have a feeling this could get heated.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-04-29 21:56:11 EDT (#)
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ahhaha +2 for lyfe