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Turtle (465 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.2 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <your_ex_pimp.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-01 01:52:50 EDT


Name the turtle, and where its natural habitat is. And no, it hasnt been run-over

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-07 16:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.ubersite.com/m/116529#2704822

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very enjoyable review.


Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-02 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes turtles! Best post ever!

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

an old negro woman's tit laying in an empty lot in Compton?

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

leaf turtle

natural habitat: rivers and streams in florida and georgia

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll name him "Howie" and based on his appearance, suggest that his natural habitat is under Brd_Nkd's or Hadley's ass.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Frisbee Turtle from Hippyland.

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rufty Tufty from Chrianlarich

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fucking idiot.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ah shit - didn't see Progr3ss's reply below.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cantor's Giant Turtle - Cambodia/Laos.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the only sensible thing you've posted:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114866

Wish you'd stuck to it :o(

Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you are tedious

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cantor's giant turtle - Cambodia

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-01 04:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks like the dump I left in the backyard this morning.

Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 03:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Barry from Cork.

Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 03:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Barry.

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-05-01 03:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Looks like an uncircumcised (sp? can't be arsed to look it up) penis.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-01 02:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not a turtle, it's a terrapin

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-01 02:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more circumcision

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-05-01 02:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry mister turtle, you suck ass!

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-05-01 02:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hamish! Scotland!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-01 01:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, wet sand with bush things around.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-01 01:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fred and water.


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