Seems about right (470 hits)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (View user info) at 2008-05-01 05:23:25 EDT
Congratulations Bart. Your undesirable.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-01 19:15:03 EDT (#)
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Your use of the word 'your' is incorrect no matter how you slice it. If it's meant possessively, there's no subject to the sentence. His undesirable what? Either way you're a tard.
Your failing to grasp the English language isn't why I'm hitting you with a -2, btw. It's because this post is old humor, dried up and flaking on the edges like your mother's gaping maw of a vagina.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:15:30 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you doing using Trend Micro products? Didn't they go bust?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:43:47 EDT (#)
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Christ.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:27:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 08:47:00 EDT (#)
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Right! Yes.
We could really do with profiles on this thing so you can click on people's names and get a brief on who they are. Well I could anyway, the rest of you probably don't have as much difficulty as I do.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:51:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:45:22 EDT (#)
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I've always had a bad memory. Drugs have only ever made me happy.
Seriously though, have we met? Am I going to be wandering along and you'll be all smiles and hellos, but I won't know who you are?
That happened a lot after college. In the end I had to move home because of it, it was just too weird.
Saying TO SHOOT THINGS doesn't really help me understand what you've got a gun for. Are you a farmer?
Man, that only makes things more perplexing.
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Me you and Pie (who incidentally has vanished) used to while away the morning hours on gabbly... we've been over the whole where I live and what I do malarkey.
To keep it simple, No we haven't met, I nearly attended one of your gay meets in the city but we otherwise ocupuied (this was a mini meet and I think may have involved LM) I live near London and I'm a cockney wideboy (this was of course your conclusion)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:46:17 EDT (#)
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Actualy the time with the ketamine and the speed was not good. THat didn't make me happy.
Other than that though, drugs are good for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:45:22 EDT (#)
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I've always had a bad memory. Drugs have only ever made me happy.
Seriously though, have we met? Am I going to be wandering along and you'll be all smiles and hellos, but I won't know who you are?
That happened a lot after college. In the end I had to move home because of it, it was just too weird.
Saying TO SHOOT THINGS doesn't really help me understand what you've got a gun for. Are you a farmer?
Man, that only makes things more perplexing.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:41:50 EDT (#)
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Berty, I worry about you. I think maybe you smoke too much hash
It clearly affects you ability to retain information.
I have a gun so that I am able to SHOOT THINGS.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:39:17 EDT (#)
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You're English?
*puzzled*
Were you at that Ubercon in 2004 in London? The one with Phuzzygish and Kracka?
Also why the hell have you got a 12 gauge shotgun?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:36:37 EDT (#)
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Don't start berty, you know full well I am not Canadian... this could be demonstrated by my driving up the M40 and kicking yo butt.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:34:24 EDT (#)
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pesky kids.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:34:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:11:21 EDT (#)
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You should take this shit to Jeremy Kyle.
Incidentally, does anyone else want him to run for Prime Minister? He'd sort out 'Thug Britain' in a jiffy.
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Jeremy Kyle is a useless ignorant twat who makes himself appear 'clever' and 'insightful' by inviting people who live in Birmingham onto his show.
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Birmingham is the example of how a multi-cultural city shoud be run. We brummys are a paragon of excellence and soft as shite southerners and northern monkeys could learn a lot from us.
Anyway, what do you know about it? Aren't you Canadian?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:26:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:55:11 EDT (#)
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I WISH I had a gun. When I was a kid, I tried to persuade my dad to apply for a rifle licence so I could take down the deer that used to bust into our garden to munch on our vegetable plot. He wasn't having it though and I'm forced to go through life without a kickass pair of antlers above my mantlepiece. Although we did have some in our old student flat on which I managed to impale my wrist in a surprisingly blood-free drunken accident. One of my favourite scars.
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Berty will be horrified to learn that I own a jun now.
And E.Rizzini 12 Gauge Shotgun.
I is shoots stuff.
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At last you have the firepower to deal with those kids and the frisbees they keep throwing on your lawn.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:25:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:20:15 EDT (#)
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I even prefer that dolt HurtByThenSun to you.
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Ouch! I think this week is the first time I've even noticed you, so I'm afraid I don't have anything to go on other than the fact that I didn't like your priest story.
So there: I didn't like your priest story! In your face!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:55:11 EDT (#)
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I WISH I had a gun. When I was a kid, I tried to persuade my dad to apply for a rifle licence so I could take down the deer that used to bust into our garden to munch on our vegetable plot. He wasn't having it though and I'm forced to go through life without a kickass pair of antlers above my mantlepiece. Although we did have some in our old student flat on which I managed to impale my wrist in a surprisingly blood-free drunken accident. One of my favourite scars.
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Berty will be horrified to learn that I own a jun now.
And E.Rizzini 12 Gauge Shotgun.
I is shoots stuff.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:11:21 EDT (#)
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You should take this shit to Jeremy Kyle.
Incidentally, does anyone else want him to run for Prime Minister? He'd sort out 'Thug Britain' in a jiffy.
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Jeremy Kyle is a useless ignorant twat who makes himself appear 'clever' and 'insightful' by inviting people who live in Birmingham onto his show.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:20:15 EDT (#)
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I believe Nelly is a small island of the coast of Bermuda.
I even prefer that dolt HurtByThenSun to you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:16:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:14:16 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, oops. I confused your post with this. Yours wasn't pointless, just not for me, so I apologise for the misdirected jibe. I was always better at discursive rather than imaginative writing, so you could well have a point. Try to sound a little less like a bitch, though.
Berty, I'm afraid I don't have any ID with me today, so you'll just have to believe what you please.
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Wicked bad. You are now Shaq O'Neil.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:15:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:11:21 EDT (#)
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You should take this shit to Jeremy Kyle.
Incidentally, does anyone else want him to run for Prime Minister? He'd sort out 'Thug Britain' in a jiffy.
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'Thug Britian' is just a synonym for 'working class'. The fact that population has grown to the point where the lower classes are mingling with the middle classes is cause for celebration, perhaps with a bottle of white lightening and a fight.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:14:16 EDT (#)
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Ha ha, oops. I confused your post with this. Yours wasn't pointless, just not for me, so I apologise for the misdirected jibe. I was always better at discursive rather than imaginative writing, so you could well have a point. Try to sound a little less like a bitch, though.
Berty, I'm afraid I don't have any ID with me today, so you'll just have to believe what you please.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:11:21 EDT (#)
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You should take this shit to Jeremy Kyle.
Incidentally, does anyone else want him to run for Prime Minister? He'd sort out 'Thug Britain' in a jiffy.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:11:15 EDT (#)
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Im Irish, I cant fight unless I have had a drink.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:08:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:04:34 EDT (#)
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Pointless post? Maybe you could write something one day Nelly, then again, I doubt you could.
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:04:34 EDT (#)
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Pointless post? Maybe you could write something one day Nelly, then again, I doubt you could.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:02:42 EDT (#)
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That is a very American story, Nelly. I think that you may just be an American insomniac who likes pretend.
Can you prove your nationality?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 07:02:06 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the pointless post, Toshi!
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:56:10 EDT (#)
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Thanks for that pointless story Nelly.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:55:11 EDT (#)
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I WISH I had a gun. When I was a kid, I tried to persuade my dad to apply for a rifle licence so I could take down the deer that used to bust into our garden to munch on our vegetable plot. He wasn't having it though and I'm forced to go through life without a kickass pair of antlers above my mantlepiece. Although we did have some in our old student flat on which I managed to impale my wrist in a surprisingly blood-free drunken accident. One of my favourite scars.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:53:40 EDT (#)
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wow incredible. in other news, the sun rose again today.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:51:04 EDT (#)
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You're not? Oh... Gosh.
Why do you have a gun then? Are you a gangster or a farmer or something?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 06:35:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:58:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:55:35 EDT (#)
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I'm with F.J., WHO seems to have a considerably better grasp of English.
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*stares*
Why is 'who' emphasised? If we were talking and you emphasised that part in your speech then I'd think you got a screw loose or something. In fact I would probably just say "What the fuck, man?" and get a cab. You just don't know when a guy like that is going to do something crazy and you yanks have guns.
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It was meant to slot in before you and Bell rambled on some more. In reference to the author saying something along the lines of 'FJ Bell that doesn't...' I was being a grammar nazi.
And dude, I'm not a Yank!?!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:58:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:55:35 EDT (#)
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I'm with F.J., WHO seems to have a considerably better grasp of English.
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*stares*
Why is 'who' emphasised? If we were talking and you emphasised that part in your speech then I'd think you got a screw loose or something. In fact I would probably just say "What the fuck, man?" and get a cab. You just don't know when a guy like that is going to do something crazy and you yanks have guns.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:55:35 EDT (#)
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I'm with F.J., WHO seems to have a considerably better grasp of English.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:55:16 EDT (#)
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I concur. Had you said 'your undesirable website' all would've been much clearer, but I can't help but feel that 'undesirable' can hang on its own, possibly.
After all, 'unmentionable' is a noun for underwear, 'unwashed' can be a noun for the Proles and 'uneducated' for uber-users. So, following the logic that these fine verbs-turned-nouns provide, somehing (like a shirt) might be described simply as an 'undesirable'.
Maybe.
But I doubt it...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:52:35 EDT (#)
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I meant noun, not verb. You know what I mean.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:51:52 EDT (#)
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Um...
Ubersite is 'undesirable', Bart Bart owns Ubersite.
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Right so, lets pretend my shirt is undesirable (some of them are to be fair), no wait that doesn't work. Okay so my *looks around* company stamp is undesirable. Someone sees it and says to me that "Your undesirable" then they've basically left the sentance hanging because they've not specified the verb, although I of course interpret it as "You're undesirable" because that is the only way that pronouncement can make sense.
So yeah, I think Flash's point stands but perhaps not in the way he thought it does.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:46:55 EDT (#)
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It looks as though you are calling Bart undesirable. As in 'congratulations Bart. You are undesirable'.
But if you are trying to claim you mean 'congratulations Bart. Your (possessive) undesirable' then I'll alter my rating. Slightly. Although I don't believe you one tiny bit.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:43:58 EDT (#)
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That's cool Berty. Still love ya. Good comments.
Unlike F.J. Bell that doesn't seem to realize this web site isn't bart. It's his. See the difference?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:40:02 EDT (#)
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I'd better elaborate a shade, proggers, y'see I've seen eleventy million posts like this already and it was funny the first time, mildly amusing the 17th time but after the 250th time it became somewhat old hat.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:33:26 EDT (#)
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'You're'
Twit.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 05:31:27 EDT (#)
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I hear you can get a cream to clear that right up.