Celebrity Sex Dolls (1308 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.22 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-05-01 10:30:03 EDT
What really gets me is the little captions on the boxes. I wonder what they actually look like though. I mean do you get a basic blow up doll and a mask? A doll and a printer with some A4 paper to print off your favourite likeness of chosen celebrity? Surely one of you reprobates can answer this question!
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-05-05 11:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no black celebs?
that's pretty lame
haille berry and all that, and what about a lucy lui dolly?
better yet, how bout a courtney love?
or any of the chicks from L7.
id buy all three shonen knife ones, just so that i could have them.
now hurt, dont tell me ya haven't wanked to shonen knife...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:47:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:51:12 EDT (#)
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effort
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 05:23:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:54:06 BST (#)
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Pot, kettle, black, wait and see.
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I'm sorry, wait and see? Is that some kind of threat? Either way, I think this is my tenth comment on a post containing 45. Fuck off.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 04:20:43 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is emission? are you talking about me?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-02 04:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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The captions alone make this +2 worthy, I don't care if you had nothing to do with them.
My favorites:
"9021HO"
"Loves Sex in her Shitty"
They used three cylinders of love like three times though...now I refuse to purchase one.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
emission = awully annoying, as usual.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:54:06 EDT (#)
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Pot, kettle, black, wait and see.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:51:10 EDT (#)
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I've replied maybe, six times or something on here? You reply to fucking everything, GTFO.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:09:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:53:13 EDT (#)
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Fucking hell your comments are irritating. You are not Rob_Berg, you do not have to reply to everything.
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Sorry I thought that's what everyone did, just like you have on this post.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-02 02:48:14 EDT (#)
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Tori looks so pretty after all the plastic surgery but I can't erase the troll faced munter she was while filming BH902... Even at the tender age of 12, I pitied her.
Jessica Simpson is hot!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 02:35:40 EDT (#)
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What's the deal with this shitty turtle post thing? I really don't get it.
Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-02 00:55:33 EDT (#)
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Your lack of turtle related posts is your downfall.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:53:45 EDT (#)
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anyone have an innertube repair kit?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-05-01 19:17:27 EDT (#)
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'sex in her shitty' = BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:03:56 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:48:55 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:19:12 EDT (#)
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StumbleUpon
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2008-05-01 15:56:46 EDT (#)
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Jesus... I have so missed this place
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-01 15:28:15 EDT (#)
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hahaha
In my frat at christmas, we had secret santa, and some dude bought the eva doll for another guy who we make fun of for having a virginal girlfriend.
it's just a fucking blow up doll. with painted on hair and a wide open mouth, a red hole in front and a not-colored hole in back. its great because it looks NOTHING LIKE EVA. who'da known?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-05-01 14:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the hell would buy an inflatable love doll? Haha. This is so great.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-01 14:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-01 14:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you should make a video and post it on youtube with some shitty music
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
three love holes.... hahaha
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:37:28 EDT (#)
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Oh my god, their website comments are even better. On Jessica Simpson:
"She's sexy, newly single, and ready for your cock! This teasing triple threat can act, sing and fuck all night long. She might not know the difference between tuna and chicken but she sure knows the difference between a hard cock and the loser she dumped. This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she's dumb as an ox, she never says no! Jessica will suck you, fuck you, and sing your name while you slam her. What will her Daddy think? Awe who cares, she's all yours to do as you please!"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:35:29 EDT (#)
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The 'Sex in her Shitty' thing really isn't alluring at all. Way to turn me right off.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:33:48 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha "sex in her shitty"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:25:12 EDT (#)
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Apparently they only cost $19.95 which kind of makes me doubt that.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:21:58 EDT (#)
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What I REALLY want to know is if the bass guitar comes included with the Christina doll.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:17:45 EDT (#)
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You're right Captain, Lindsay Lohan is gross. Hohoho.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:38:56 PDT (#)
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The thing that gets me is that these celebrities would undoubtedly have had to have given permission for sex dolls to be made in their likeness. I mean, wtf?
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they don't actually...the models are not the real people and the names of the actual people and shows are not used.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:15:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:11:18 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:38:56 BST (#)
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The thing that gets me is that these celebrities would undoubtedly have had to have given permission for sex dolls to be made in their likeness. I mean, wtf?
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How do you figure? The dolls aren't exact representations and don't breach copyright.
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In that case, I'll take a gross of Lindsey Lohans.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:38:56 BST (#)
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The thing that gets me is that these celebrities would undoubtedly have had to have given permission for sex dolls to be made in their likeness. I mean, wtf?
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How do you figure? The dolls aren't exact representations and don't breach copyright.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:42:39 EDT (#)
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Loves Sex in her Shitty...lol
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That made me giggle too
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:38:56 EDT (#)
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The thing that gets me is that these celebrities would undoubtedly have had to have given permission for sex dolls to be made in their likeness. I mean, wtf?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:08:27 EDT (#)
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Please tell me you photoshopped these.
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:42:39 EDT (#)
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Loves Sex in her Shitty...lol
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:29:13 EDT (#)
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yikes.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:28:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:22:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:34:16 EDT (#)
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I wonder it the Torri doll comes with a paper bag.
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hahaha, lungish ftw.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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The captions alone make this +2 worthy, I don't care if you had nothing to do with them.
My favorites:
"9021HO"
"Loves Sex in her Shitty"
They used three cylinders of love like three times though...now I refuse to purchase one.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:03:39 EDT (#)
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I saw an advert for a 'Fatty Patty' love doll once, advertising her '3 Colossal Love Holes', who wants to fuck a slack doll?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 Thrilling holes? What a way to sell them. Personally I'm not going near another one until they make it so that I can have at their ears.
Who in their right mind would want to fuck anthing that even vaguely resembled Tori Spelling? Mind you who would be fucking a doll anyway?
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:56:25 EDT (#)
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'she's your whore next door'
LMAO
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:52:39 EDT (#)
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BOING
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:41:14 EDT (#)
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I had to turbo scroll through this due to the implications of peering at sex dolls at work, but I'll assume that I liked what I saw in some bizzare way.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:37:50 EDT (#)
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It only took 30 seconds of ubering for me to feel like a dickhead. That might be a record.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:34:16 EDT (#)
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I wonder it the Torri doll comes with a paper bag.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 10:33:07 EDT (#)
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What, SJP and no Kim Cattrall?
That's a damn disgrace.