AP NEWS: Caulaincourt et le Habitants retraitent! (1024 hits)
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Submitted by Stompin' Mud (View user info) at 2008-05-01 11:38:40 EDT
I read so many comments on the internet about how the Habs would sweep the Flyers and Carey Price was the second coming of Jesus himself.
3-1 baby!!!!!
Feel that tickle in the back of your throats HAB fans....that's the impending choke coming on!!!!
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2008-05-04 19:40:11 EDT (#)
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I'll admit - I'm a HUEG habs fan. BUT... Philly did play well. They *Choke* *gag* *barf* deserved it. Though I don't think it's Carey (my LOVER)'s fault, I think it's CARBO that DEUCHEBAG for not wearing his MAGIC TIE ALL SERIES
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:11:46 EDT (#)
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I dont know what will happen. Hopefully habs win
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:57:43 EDT (#)
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for me the best thing that could happen is that the Habs continue thinking that they deserve to win and they are outplaying the Flyers. Arrogance is a downfall.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:54:22 EDT (#)
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big game saturday Caul....what do you think will happen?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:47:05 EDT (#)
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The ch jersey meant club de hockey canadiens but the english pressmistook the h for habitants, an expression designating french canadiens. Just wiki it. Habs is short for habitants. For some reasonit's mostly used by anglos while we prefer terms like la sainte flanelle. Btw rob, it's GO HABS GO, fucktard
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:28:30 EDT (#)
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I don't follow hockey.
Why do they call them "The Habs"?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-01 23:32:41 EDT (#)
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SHUT UP ROB
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-01 23:15:50 EDT (#)
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That picture is awesome.
...but GO HABS.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-01 21:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:41:11 EDT (#)
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At least the Sharks survived one more day so they can finally lose the series in front of the home fans.
*****
gotta love them fair-weather fans
btw- kick rocks
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 20:30:49 EDT (#)
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The only choking of the playoffs has been by the Sharks
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You forgot Method's Mom, it's important.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:55:21 EDT (#)
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Whatever. The winner of the series will just be swept by the Penguins, so really it doesn't matter much. The only choking of the playoffs has been by the Sharks, who had all the tools to waltz through 16 games straigh to the Cup, but have inexplicably been playing like patsies.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:06:25 EDT (#)
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made me smile, but i'm sad. sad that the bruins didn't get shitty-carey to score on in game 7.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-01 17:17:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-01 16:40:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:09:20 EDT (#)
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Talking about sports posts, if football could be considered such, we seem to be missing an Apollo post about Wonderful Liverpool and their European cup thing. Did they not win or something?
Funny!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-01 14:26:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:09:20 EDT (#)
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Talking about sports posts, if football could be considered such, we seem to be missing an Apollo post about Wonderful Liverpool and their European cup thing. Did they not win or something?
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:D
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:45:40 EDT (#)
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This one's better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8qUb6D4Vr8&NR=1
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:44:15 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8snXvZaN7w
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:43:58 EDT (#)
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You're damn right I don't need an excuse. I've been drinking since this morning about 7 years ago.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:42:39 EDT (#)
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It sounds to me like you have some same-sex interracial feelings you aren't comfortable with. Just give in to it.
Also, football games are a good excuse to drink liquor early in the morning. Although being British, you probably don't need an excuse.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:40:36 EDT (#)
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I see a lot of problems with over-weight black guys rubbing themselves on each other to be honest. For serious, American Football is pretty much the gayest game around.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:38:38 EDT (#)
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I don't see what's so bad about a gay orgy with Lycra, Bonky.
Actually, now that I think about it... if I had to decide between watching a football game and watching an honest to God gay orgy, it would be a toss-up. Anyone got a quarter?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:34:33 EDT (#)
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American football is basically a gay orgy with Lycra involved. Having said that, the SuperBowl was good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:30:36 EDT (#)
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Ask HBTS how much he loves football. It's his favorite.
Rugby is for pussies. And lesbians. *runs away*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:09:20 EDT (#)
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Talking about sports posts, if football could be considered such, we seem to be missing an Apollo post about Wonderful Liverpool and their European cup thing. Did they not win or something?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:09:03 EDT (#)
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cool!
fans aren't playing though....and apparently neither are the Habs or their tenders
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-05-01 13:03:22 EDT (#)
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Caul says:
http://www.sivacracy.net/archives/trash.jpg
http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachments/sports-talk/14860d1151205862-post-your-eagles-flyers-fan.jpg
flyers fans are a classy bunch!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:53:01 EDT (#)
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yelling in French is fun
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:37:10 EDT (#)
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Yes, they do. While driving, even.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:35:45 EDT (#)
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i don't think Atlanta RTA reads this website
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:24:09 EDT (#)
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You're right. FORVIGE ME ATLANTA RTA. I WAS OUT OF LINE.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:23:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:16:36 PDT (#)
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I hate getting stuck behind MARTA buses. Those things are a menace. Public transportation is supposed to alleviate congestion, not add to it.
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You should have more patience for them. Not only are they on a tight schedule at any given moment during the day, they spend their entire day driving. I am highly grateful for them, and could never do their job...ever.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:20:32 EDT (#)
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I see.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 09:13:20 PDT (#)
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Is that like a bus pass?
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Kind of, but they're only available to the mentally deficient.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:16:36 EDT (#)
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I hate getting stuck behind MARTA buses. Those things are a menace. Public transportation is supposed to alleviate congestion, not add to it.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:15:16 EDT (#)
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MARTA!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:13:20 EDT (#)
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Is that like a bus pass?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:02:02 EDT (#)
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Very much so, Jeanneee. I'm pretty sure that the ideal woman is an Ex-Mormon, if you get them at the right age. They've been so sheltered all their life that they're pretty much open to anything. Since no one wanted to be friends with the creepy Mormon girl, she was forced to read all the time, which helped develop some intelligence.
Plus, I woke up to home made scones the past two mornings with a note next to them that read, "These are for you- P.S. Don't forget your buss pass today!"
I really need to remember that buss pass...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:01:49 EDT (#)
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HOLY SHIT I SEE A TERRORIST HALFWAY DOWN ON THE RIGHT!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:01:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah man..what IS up with those heads? Even in the first row..
I was supposed to be at last night's game, but due to a 'miscommunication,' I watched it from home. When we advance, I'm down for next round.
Biron is a MACHINE.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-05-01 12:00:51 EDT (#)
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Look at the guy in the very top left...he's quite happy
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:59:13 EDT (#)
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i'm very intrigued by the Mormon lifestyle
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:56:44 EDT (#)
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LOL you date a Mormon. What's that like? Is she super-freaky in the sack? Let me know if I'm being too personal there. I'll still ask, but at least I'll know I'm being too personal.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:55:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:50:02 EDT (#)
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Also, why is it that every hockey analyst on ESPN has a mullet?
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It's a tradition, or an old town charter, or something.
Mudwhistle isn't a cock. He is just from Circumstances.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:53:47 EDT (#)
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Well... the "party in the rear" part isn't entirely inaccurate.
I'm just kidding. My business cards say "Doctor of Robotology."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:53:12 EDT (#)
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Probably not as bad as seeing them all dressed in white in a Mormon Temple, but that's my girlfriend's burden, not mine.
Being the "not of our religion so he must be the spawn of satan!" boyfriend feels so cliche...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:51:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 08:48:32 PDT (#)
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i never really noticed all the people but yeah....they are an odd looking bunch
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Still not nearly as bad as a Utah Jazz playoff game, all those Mormons in free powder blue T-Shirts...creepy.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:51:27 EDT (#)
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Mullets: business in the front....party in the rear
also happens to be on Jeanneee's business cards
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:50:59 EDT (#)
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There's a reason they call it hockey hair.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:50:02 EDT (#)
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Also, why is it that every hockey analyst on ESPN has a mullet?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:49:41 EDT (#)
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i thought that, funny did I type it anywhere?
but seriously.....LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY RATING I'M FUCKING REPORTING YOU!!!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:48:48 EDT (#)
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Wait a minute...isn't this guy a cock?
And you thought I was above retals, silly, misguided you.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:48:32 EDT (#)
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i never really noticed all the people but yeah....they are an odd looking bunch
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:47:24 EDT (#)
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Didn't read the small amount of text provided, I simply wanted to point out how creepy all those middle aged white men are, is it just me or do they look like clones of each other?
But then, what do I know, I'm just a twenty year old white man.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:47:10 EDT (#)
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only the ones in Philadelphia Jeannnee
the fans I saw from Montreal are all smokin hot
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:46:54 EDT (#)
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The silver fox in the blue jumper (front row) looks out of place
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:46:22 EDT (#)
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*stares at picture*
Seriously though, they all do look very odd.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:45:54 EDT (#)
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Hockey fans are some strange looking folk.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:45:38 EDT (#)
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Nah man, Canadians are just funny lookin'.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:42:41 EDT (#)
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yeah fifth row up, second over to the right of the sign looks PS'd
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:41:11 EDT (#)
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At least the Sharks survived one more day so they can finally lose the series in front of the home fans.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-01 11:40:00 EDT (#)
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Is it just me or do a bunch of those heads look PhotoChopped on?