Recreational Drug Use (1253 hits)
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Submitted by Genko (View user info) at 2008-05-01 22:21:23 EDT
I once witnessed a man smelling of patchouli and cannibus stagger into a corner store confused and frightened and purchase nothing but a hackey-sack. Upon completion of the transaction, his demeanor improved quite signifigantly and he appeared much more comfortable with his surroundings.
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Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:22:22 EDT (#)
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I did not know what a Hackey-sack was. So I found an article on them and now I do. Nothing exceptional there except for the fact that I discovered the word "shuttlecock" reading on hackey-sacks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuttlecock
So, what's today's game? kick the hackey-sack or kick the shuttlecock?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-06 22:34:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:37:21 EDT (#)
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you should have a section in Reader's Digest
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I think they have a strict policy about not accepting unsolicited one-liners.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-05-06 00:37:21 EDT (#)
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you should have a section in Reader's Digest
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2008-05-05 23:19:11 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, these are great.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-05-05 13:19:13 EDT (#)
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haha
I love this series.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-04 13:30:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-02 18:40:00 EDT (#)
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An appropriate response for one existing in a consumer based economy. It wasn't the hackey sack which elevated his mood, but the purchasing transaction itself.
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Oooh, deep.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 13:14:03 EDT (#)
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i imagined Jack Nicholson and yes, this is funny. I think I've also been that person wandering it a shop wankered with no clue where I am as well as witnessing it a few times.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2008-05-03 16:31:31 EDT (#)
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If you don't think this is funny, imagine it being read by Jack Nicholson.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-02 18:42:56 EDT (#)
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I once saw a person enter a "convenience store" who smelled like shit, purchase toilet paper and a pack of Marlboro Lights.
Coincidence? I think not.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-02 18:40:00 EDT (#)
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An appropriate response for one existing in a consumer based economy. It wasn't the hackey sack which elevated his mood, but the purchasing transaction itself.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-05-02 18:29:24 EDT (#)
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Sigh, those were the days.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:16:27 EDT (#)
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You should get your own show!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-05-02 15:53:38 EDT (#)
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go buck a tree
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-02 15:10:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:19:05 EDT (#)
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going to prove that if you have a high enough user No you can post what the fuck you like.
haha. poor noob. i actually enjoyed this more than much of what's on the front page. All hail the hack.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-05-02 13:59:13 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure I know him.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:50:36 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:06:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:52:41 EDT (#)
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it happens.
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-05-02 09:06:20 EDT (#)
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Die.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:52:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:49:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:48:21 EDT (#)
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wowwwwww
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-02 08:19:05 EDT (#)
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going to prove that if you have a high enough user No you can post what the fuck you like.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-05-02 06:04:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-05-02 05:10:42 EDT (#)
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good
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 04:21:24 EDT (#)
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Oh yes, then again I didnt make this spelling mistake in a post.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-02 04:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:40:02 EDT (#)
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However, there were at least three spelling mistakes and in such a short peice that is rather impressive.
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Says a guy who can't spell "piece"
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:55:35 EDT (#)
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Nah.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:40:02 EDT (#)
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However, there were at least three spelling mistakes and in such a short peice that is rather impressive.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-02 03:38:36 EDT (#)
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Superb.
What does B@W mean?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-02 02:39:44 EDT (#)
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daily occurrence at my store
actually we just ran out of hacky sacks so now they just stare stupidly at the incense
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-02 02:28:20 EDT (#)
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heh.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-02 02:13:41 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-02 01:12:02 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-05-02 00:19:38 EDT (#)
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I lost the hackey Sack later that day, but it made me happy for a while.
Submitted by jasumthin (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:45:47 EDT (#)
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funny? yes
i would love to see this expanded into another line or even a whole paragraph
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:39:07 EDT (#)
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Most people say patchouli stinks and associate it with dirty hippies because they use it in lieu of bathing, but the first person I knew who wore it, long before I ever heard the stereotype, was a big fan of showers. He wore it very lightly and I loved that smell.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no idea what patchouli smells like, or rather, i might know what it smells like, but i haven't been put in a position to match the name of the fragrance to the smell itself.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-01 22:25:57 EDT (#)
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ha