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Giving Head / Getting Head - Tromeo & Juliet (1363 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.73 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2008-05-02 11:12:50 EDT


Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the mid '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a film... I won't say a work of genius, 'cause, what's a what's a work of genius? Sometimes, there's a film. And I'm talkin' about 'Tromeo and Juliet' here - 'Tromeo and Juliet' from Troma Studios. Sometimes, there's a film, well, it's the film for that time and place. It fits right in there. And that's Tromeo and Juliet. Tromeo and Juliet, from Troma Studios. And even if it's a crazy film - and Tromeo and Juliet is most certainly that. Quite possibly the craziest in all of Los Angeles County, which would place it high in the runnin' for craziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a film, sometimes, there's a film. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114733/

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-07 05:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I did dude, much appreciated, just been having difficulty downloading attachments of late for some reason!

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-07 04:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Check your mail.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2008-05-07 03:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-06 19:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i can't remember if i -2'd this or not

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-05-04 13:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-05-03 01:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow my schlong looks just like that, except way smaller and without the angry looking face.

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I once drew an angry face on my bellend and promptly forgot about it. When I went for a piss an hour later it scared the shit out of me

Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2008-05-03 01:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow my schlong looks just like that, except way smaller and without the angry looking face.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2008-05-02 22:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I never knew Shlongy was in the movie business, why didn't I get that memo?

Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-02 19:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yaeh yeah... good show fitting your chops round that love,,, vravuigfkjfksfn

bravo// ///////

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Troma Films are teh awsm.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

oh lord bad memories

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like her fake horror. Notice she never takes her hand off the shaft.

That's my kinda woman.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That has happened to me on numerous occassions.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I couldn't sit through the whole thing....

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Tagline: Body Piercing, Kinky Sex, Dismemberment. The Things That Made Shakespeare Great"

I enjoyed that excerpt from IMDB (good site by the way, I refer to it often while requesting movies from the good ol' library).


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-05-02 15:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaahahaa

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi4143448345/

Submitted by Fat-Sacks (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a turtle head? Looks like it.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Check your mail.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sam Elliot auto +2

Submitted by MajorAssface (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Is this all you can come up with? No one cares about your retarded fuck fantasies!

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-05-02 13:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i couldn't sit through it, but i have friends that love it.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-02 13:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OMG KUATO!


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not porn. It's a 'modern' update of Romeo and Juliet with a bunch of violence and weird sex in it. It's better than that effort with Leonardo di Caprio in it by a long fucking way.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you think that's bad, you should see the whole movie.

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Good god, one can only imagine. I imagine it'd be sort of like stretching your neck around to look at a big accident as you pass by.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its funny that you and FJ Bell don't like each other because you're both the same type of faggot

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So many things are wrong with this...

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WHAT THE HOLY HELL

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLE-E SCHITTE that's weird.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Mary and Joseph

what the hell kind of porn movie is that?


Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WHAT THE HOLY HELL
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yikes.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHUT UP I'M JERKING OFF RIGHT NOW!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Nice, definately one to pass on. Where did her boobs go?

And talking of going I am off. See you guys next week, probably on some riveting post about someone getting pissed over the weekend and failing to get their leg over.

toodle pip!

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you think that's bad, you should see the whole movie.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WHAT THE HOLY HELL

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-02 11:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BOING


Homer: I'm just a big fool.

Karl: Oh no, you're not!

Homer: How do you know?

Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

Simpson and Delilah