In the Matter of Cilfone v Berg (1020 hits)
Category: Politics -> AfghanistanRating: 1.19 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotWillie (View user info) at 2008-05-02 16:17:19 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:34:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:49:40 EDT (#)
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i like how your obsession with rob's obsession with ubersite is quite possibly greater than his obsession. it makes me smile.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-26 19:49:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:30:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:34:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:01:00 EDT (#)
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ahaha badlands
your idea was better it should have been uber itself getting a restraining order
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Indeed. Mr. Berg is possibly Bart's greatest and most loyal user/customer.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-05 01:24:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:01:00 EDT (#)
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ahaha badlands
your idea was better it should have been uber itself getting a restraining order
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Yes. That would have made the whole thing MUCH funnier.
Opportunity missed, I'm sure you can make that up the next time you waste time and effort on me.
: )
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-04 20:01:00 EDT (#)
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ahaha badlands
your idea was better it should have been uber itself getting a restraining order
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2008-05-03 21:19:23 EDT (#)
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Aw, come on...I should get at least some credit for this masterpiece.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/116408#2700953
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-03 14:00:14 EDT (#)
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Obsessive smiler below.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:49:40 EDT (#)
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i like how your obsession with rob's obsession with ubersite is quite possibly greater than his obsession. it makes me smile.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-03 08:20:16 EDT (#)
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I don't get it, and probably never will.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-05-03 07:11:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-02 22:02:52 EDT (#)
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Hahaha.
Submitted by jimboruckus (user info) at 2008-05-02 20:46:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2008-05-02 19:23:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-02 19:23:15 EDT (#)
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Bothered reading it. You remind of one of those people who keep blogs and wikis about Tom Cruise or that Bourn faggot. Only you cover faceless people. From some backwater website.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-02 19:19:33 EDT (#)
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wtf... or whatever,,,,
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-02 19:18:25 EDT (#)
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Do you have a life outside uber?..
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:34:05 EDT (#)
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Twat below.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:28:50 EDT (#)
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btw rob this post is available for the magazine
will there be a centerfold or do you plan to just continue posting your vagina every day?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:18:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:13:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:08:19 EDT (#)
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I've decided, sadly, that I think I can stand only about 4 people in all of Uberland:
1) nitty
2) quint
3) All Uberbroads under 135lbs.
4) HotWillie
4a) badlands and BigMike (Upstate NY connection)
I don't care who you are...this post is some funny shit.
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Ah, Shlongy, there are thousands of Uberers who love you.
Their names escape me at the moment. . .
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:09:38 EDT (#)
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I thought you cared about me, Shlongy....
:-(
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-02 17:08:19 EDT (#)
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I've decided, sadly, that I think I can stand only about 4 people in all of Uberland:
1) nitty
2) quint
3) All Uberbroads under 135lbs.
4) HotWillie
4a) badlands and BigMike (Upstate NY connection)
I don't care who you are...this post is some funny shit.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:44:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-02 01:10:45 EDT (#)
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You know, rob, i know you think that getting together with your little clique of Caulaincunt and Phagnum and ripping on me all the time is somehow hurting me, but the truth is, i love it!
You and your pathetic posse of cyber bullies think you get me down, but the truth is this ubersite thing is just one microsecond in a life that is otherwise a big awesome cake with awesome topping on it.
Also, the fact that you took the time out of YOUR life to write that review while i just continued doing what i do, which is working as the extremely successful creative assistant of a small creative company, means that i win even more! I'm that awesome.
So, you and your ring of allies can call me all the names under the sun but if you think it breaks through my massive wall of awesome you are very mistaken.
In fact, almost the opposite! I love coming on here to share in the collective idiocy that is ubersite. This microcosmic community of jackasses, pseudo-intellectuals and genuinely nice and funny people wouldn't be what it is without the collective idiocy of people like you.
I love to think of you, hunched over your little computer in wherever it is you live while i spent most of my day working as the creative director of a large creative company and hanging out with loads of friends.
You see, Ubersite is only a tiny part of my day. I actually have a lot of friends and just enjoy coming on here now and again, for about 2 minutes at a time when i have time off being the creative CEO of a massive, international multi-milllion dollar creative company.
You see, ubersite is not that important to me, but i love the collective idiocy of this group of outcasts, cool cats and people i can genuinely call my friends so, as you sit around pondering for hours what angry little message you're going to write to me next, i just sit back in my castle of awesome, coming on uber about 30 seconds a week and taking in all the attention that you lavish on me.
Oh, so you call me an attention whore, but aren't you a little guilty of that too, rob? In fact, aren't we all? When you see my next plan for "Uberbook", a social networking site based on uber that i've already proposed to bart in my capacity of God of the worlds largest ever creative corporation, i think you'll see that trolls like you just provide material for me and all my successful uber friends to sit back and laugh at while we chew awesome gum in Awesomeville.
So, while you think you are upsetting me, i actually love it when i log on once every 6 months for 5 seconds at a time and see all the attention.
So, to you, Caul, Sphagnum, and all the other haters. Thankyou!
And to the rest of Uber:
<3
Of course. :)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:41:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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Holy Mary mother of fuck - what is this now - 4 posts about me?
Outstanding.
Robersite was much more inspired than this, though. Still - funny stuff.
I'm glad that the idea of picking on me brings you so much joy, what a rich and fulfilling life you must lead.
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thank you rob
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:36:27 EDT (#)
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negative ghostrider the pattern is full
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:32:36 EDT (#)
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rather than*
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:31:24 EDT (#)
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<yawn>
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:30:28 EDT (#)
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Holy Mary mother of fuck - what is this now - 4 posts about me?
Outstanding.
Robersite was much more inspired than this, though. Still - funny stuff.
I'm glad that the idea of picking on me brings you so much joy, what a rich and fulfilling life you must lead.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:27:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-02 13:22:24 PDT (#)
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goddamnit why is it always either too big or too small with me?!
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I don't know, but I definitely prefer it big.
More because of my large monitor than my homosexual tendencies.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:26:22 EDT (#)
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I had another dream. Your name is Mark, isn't it?
A simple nod of the head will do.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:22:24 EDT (#)
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goddamnit why is it always either too big or too small with me?!
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Better go ask Freud!
NURR HURR HURR
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:22:24 EDT (#)
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goddamnit why is it always either too big or too small with me?!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:21:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-03-22 18:20:37 PDT (#)
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One of my new favorite writers.
It's posts like these that NEVER get the publicity they fucking deserve. This shit is good. FUCKING good. More people need to be able to see and appreciate this Goddamnit.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:20:54 EDT (#)
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oh dear.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2008-05-02 16:18:48 EDT (#)
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Still good.