Hidden101, I am Pregnant (1146 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.53 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <puffiscute.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-05-03 00:22:39 EDT
Hidden,
I have been trying to reach you to no avail. Please don't hate me but that time we went to The Old Country Buffet made me fall in love with you. The way you looked at me over the meat carving stand and they way you pumped the all you can eat ice cream into my saucer confirmed that we belong together. It was only after we returned home and you passed out from eating too much all you can eat turkey from the OCB did I mount you like I mount my pink schwinn.
I know you enjoyed it because in the morning you ran out of the bedroom and took a steaming shower screaming (yearning) for repent.
4 months later, here I am. Alone, in my 2nd trimester eating cartons of marshmallow peeps from Easter.
Please talk to me. Talk to your future child. I already know he has a huge penis, just like you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm so stoked about the lack of heat this got. I bet whoever posted it was drooling with ambition for another 'shiloh' and this just fucking bombed.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-05-19 20:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It was only a matter of time.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-05-03 13:18:27 EDT (#)
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We all know he has a tiny pecker. Look at what he does to make it look bigger:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115847
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:38:49 EDT (#)
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lol...
I was thinking the same thing... but unlike Jared I don't have first hand (or second hand) knowledge.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I already know he has a huge penis, just like you."
Now I KNOW that you didn't sleep with Hidden.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-03 05:17:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:56:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hasn't this been done about 200 times already?
I'm play Dolphin Olympics 2 and I'm quite kick ass at my leaps and tricks and jumping through the hoops and getting schools of virtual fish to jump out of the water with me.
Goddamn I'm awesome.
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Holy Mary's crap on a stick, is this an actual game? I recently downloaded Laser Dolphin but Dolphin Olympics 2...!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-03 03:57:16 EDT (#)
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Shennanigans! We all know(don't ask) he has a tiny penis.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-05-03 02:52:41 EDT (#)
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Andy said I could be the godmother!
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 01:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everytime that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face gettin clearer
The past is gone
It went by like dust to dawn
Isnt that the way
Everybodys got their dues in life to pay
I know what nobody knows
Where it comes and where it goes
I know its everybodys sin
You got to lose to know how to win
Half my life is in books written pages
Live and learn from fools and from sages
You know its true
All the things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
(x2)
Dream on, dream on
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on...
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears
Sing with me, if its just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-05-03 01:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing is old. I only speak the truth.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Old.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hasn't this been done about 200 times already?
I'm play Dolphin Olympics 2 and I'm quite kick ass at my leaps and tricks and jumping through the hoops and getting schools of virtual fish to jump out of the water with me.
Goddamn I'm awesome.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, some stuff never gets old, huh?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As of right now, I have improved your overall rating. I feel mighty and powerful.