You might want to skip this one. Fair warning. I just hope the mystery of what could be inside eats at your soul until you click on it. (763 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-05-03 00:30:57 EDT
I'm convinced the world should operate on the idea that you must cut off the finger to save the hand.
To those of you who hate your job, it still is your fault for having it.
There is always an option, if you see it or not.
Just because something doesn't have purpose, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Human rights are bullshit.
Some people are better than others, no matter how unfair it seems.
If you wanted to call the white house and ask what's really going on, they have a phone number.
One of my laptop button sticks, and the other is overly sensitive.
Spell check is a crutch for people who don't understand the language they speak.
Religion should not be used as a shield for actual problems, nor should it be a blanket explanation for things you don't understand.
I always thought buying someone flowers was mean.
There already is a cure for everything, but if we put it all our at once, there won't be any profit for next year.
I'm convinced "The Mets" of Major League Baseball are russian spies.
I don't hold any alegiance to any country. I consider myself a local transient more than a citizen. It's the pie that's keeping me here really. Delicious.
I equate poor driving ability with being a bad person.
At any given time, there are four cameras watching you.
Wave to the cameras.
I want my own set of flags.
Reverb makes everything better.
Xenophobia implies I'm afraid of foreign people. I maintain that calling me a xenophobic is an unfair judgement, as I generally don't like anyone.
In any given person's favorite song, there are really only a few seconds that they really like, and they associate the rest of the song with those few seconds.
If you do it right, you can accurately judge people by how they look. There's a degree of imprecision to it all, but how close do you really expect to get with it?
There are things you just don't forget. Unless you're senile, or have a debilitating mental illness, which is hilarious.
I base all my judgements from a combination of propoganda, lies, snap judgements, heresay, initial reactions, and substance abuse.
Nobody ever tells you what that substance is.
At least half of the people reading this have been drugged by the government.
I'm helping the spread of communism, because it entertains me.
This could be used in place of training films.
WOO!
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-05-06 10:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To quote Chris De Burgh:
"There is no place for you,
in my new world order."
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-05-05 16:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god you're weird.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agreed, disagreed, laughed, and wtf is that..gummy fried eggs??! EWWWWWW
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Dammit Lishy!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-05 14:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*thinks up logical statement agreeing with some and debunking other conclusions of yours then becomes distracted by picture*
Are those gummie fried eggs?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-05-05 06:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-04 14:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beer my statement there was strictly governmental, not philosophical.
As it has to do with governing people, human rights seem a necessary part of a working order.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-04 11:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pondering human rights, equal opportunity, communism and Darwin just yesterday...
In an ideal world, we'd like everybody to share and everybody to have the same stuff, no fights, no jealousy... The stuff Miss World competions are made of.
In reality, we all like to feel superior sometimes, we all want to better ourselves (for the most part) and if we didn't we'd probably be an evolutionary dead duck. It all boils down to natural selectioni and survival of the fittest. Tenacity = my word of the week. To be tenacious is a very good thing indeed.
I was also looking at lifecycles the other day. My conclusion - Its tough at the top of the food chain.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-05-04 11:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people are better than others, no matter how unfair it seems.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-05-03 22:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Doesn't the internet have enough stupid lists?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-05-03 14:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-03 12:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Human rights are bullshit."
You're a fucking moron.
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At least you used the proper "you're".
Some people don't believe that every humanlife is valuable or sacred.
I am one of those people.
I am also one of those people who does not believe it is every person's "right" to pass on their genetic material to the next generation. Meaning, not everyone should be allowed to breed.
Before I get attacked as being racist or some other stupid shit, realize this, 6.6 billion people is way too fucking many. Global warming (or global climate change whatever you want to call it) is a side effect of human influence...specifically too many humans.
Sustainable Growth is a lie.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-05-03 12:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agreed, disagreed, laughed, and wtf is that..gummy fried eggs??! EWWWWWW
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Amen!
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-03 12:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Human rights are bullshit."
You're a fucking moron.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2008-05-03 11:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agreed, disagreed, laughed, and wtf is that..gummy fried eggs??! EWWWWWW
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-05-03 09:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-03 08:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In any given person's favorite song, there are really only a few seconds that they really like, and they associate the rest of the song with those few seconds.
good point
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-05-03 08:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In any given person's favorite song, there are really only a few seconds that they really like, and they associate the rest of the song with those few seconds.
good point
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-05-03 08:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I base all my judgements from a combination of propoganda, lies, snap judgements, heresay, initial reactions, and substance abuse.
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I think I can agree with everything you say here, this in particular rang close to home.
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-05-03 05:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That just looks too awesome for words... Yummmmm
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At any given time, there are four cameras watching you.
Wave to the cameras.
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I was gonna, but then I was all... "fuck it"
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-05-03 04:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yeah! I love those gummy frogs!
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2008-05-03 02:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Reverb makes everything better.
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Including your (lack of) talent playing a given instrument.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-05-03 01:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am drunk, so +2 for candy that reminds me of the UK, which I hated
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I equate poor driving ability with being a bad person.
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I equate you with stupidity.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There seemed to be an intriguing, evolving theme in the first ten entries or so that gradually trailed off into nonsense. Or maybe I'm just stoned.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-03 00:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF I'm not reading all th....
GUMMY BEARS FTW WOOOOOOOOOO!